My dad's first car was a Yugo Zastava 750. He used to tell me these jokes about it:
How do you get a Yugo to go 50 mph? You push it off a cliff
Why do Yugo's come with a rear window defrost? To keep your hands warm when you push it during the winter because it wont start
There was another joke from those days that Cadillac was going to buy Yugo. Why? They'd put a Yugo in the trunk of every Caddy as a spare.
One of the Rocky and Bullwinkle shorts, there was a skit about dealing with a flat. "The Bullwinkle Van Moose method is you get out the spare... car that is".
This reminded me of that.