New Russia story breaking on CNN

[Doimper]

Trump's security chief apparently declined a Russian offer to send up women to Trump's Moscow hotel room in 2013. Huh.

[Santander]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

[swf541]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

This would be the pee tape incident if true

[Associate Justice PiT]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

This would be the pee tape incident if true

     Except the claim is evidently that the pee tape didn't happen because the offer was declined.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

Yes?

[Doimper]

Huh.

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[Devout Centrist]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

If you want the KGB to know your whereabouts, it isn't that bad.

[President Johnson]

Why don't wait the news until he comes home? Would be a nice homecoming present.

[Crumpets]

The Ritz Hotel, Moscow, 2013



KUSHNER:  Guards!  Make sure Trump doesn't have sex with any prostitutes in his room until I come and get 'im.
GUARD:  Not to have sex even if you come and get him.
KUSHNER:  No, no.  Until I come and get 'im.
GUARD:  Until you come and get him, we're not to pay Trump for sex.
KUSHNER:  No, no, no.  You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't have any prostitutes over.
GUARD:  And you'll come and get him.
KUSHNER:  Right.
GUARD:  We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
KUSHNER:  No, no.  Stop prostitutes entering the room.
GUARD:  Prostitutes entering the room, yes.
KUSHNER:  All right?
GUARD:  Right.  Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...
KUSHNER:  Yes, what is it?
GUARD:  Oh, if-if, oh--
KUSHNER:  Look, it's quite simple.
GUARD:  Uh...
KUSHNER:  You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't have any prostitutes over. All right?
GUARD:  Right.
GUARD:  Oh, I remember.  Uh, can he have prostitutes over if we have sex with them too?
KUSHNER:  N- No no no.  You just keep him in here, and make sure--
GUARD:  Oh, yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously.  But if they came to the door an--
KUSHNER:  No, no, just keep him in here--
GUARD:  Until you, or anyone else,--
KUSHNER:  No, not anyone else, just me--
GUARD:  Just you.
KUSHNER:  Get back.
GUARD:  Get back.
KUSHNER:  Right?
GUARD:  Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
KUSHNER:  And, uh, make sure he doesn't have any prostitutes over.
GUARD:  What?
KUSHNER:  Make sure 'e doesn't have any prostitutes over.
GUARD:  Trump?
KUSHNER:  Yes, make sure 'e doesn't have sex with any prostitutes.
GUARD:  Oh, yes, of course.  I thought you meant him.  Y'know, it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
KUSHNER:  Is that clear?
GUARD:  Oh, quite clear, no problems.
KUSHNER:  Right.
      [starts to leave]
      Where are you going?
GUARD:  We're coming with you.
KUSHNER:  No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't have any prostitutes over.
GUARD:  Oh, I see.  Right.
TRUMP:  But, Jared!
KUSHNER:  Shut your noise, you!  And get that suit on!  And no tweeting!

[Inmate Trump]

::Pee tape leaks::

All of the GOP: “Well, the real question here is about Hillary’s deleted emails.”

[Doimper]

NBC:

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[i4indyguy]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

Yes?

Based on my x-rated online observations, and word of mouth, hiring Russian prostitutes is a very agreeable idea.

[ProudModerate2]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

This would be the pee tape incident if true

Except the claim is evidently that the pee tape didn't happen because the offer was declined.

It sounds better when it's called the "pee-pee tape," not just "pee tape."

[Person Man]

Even if it were true, is hiring escorts in Russia of all places the worst thing ever?

This would be the pee tape incident if true

Except the claim is evidently that the pee tape didn't happen because the offer was declined.

It sounds better when it's called the "pee-pee tape," not just "pee tape."

 Basically, all we have is that such thing is possible...