Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

[Ebowed]

Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.

In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed.  They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday).  They took prayer out of our schools.  They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls.  They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol.  Believe me, folks, there is a war going on.  The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians).  Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to:  We know who wins the war in the end.  Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated.  He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell.  He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him.  To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story".  This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles.  It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.

[Sensei]

Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.

In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed.  They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday).  They took prayer out of our schools.  They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls.  They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol.  Believe me, folks, there is a war going on.  The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians).  Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to:  We know who wins the war in the end.  Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated.  He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell.  He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him.  To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story".  This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles.  It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.

What color is this guy's avatar again?

[Хahar 🤔]

Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.

In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed.  They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday).  They took prayer out of our schools.  They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls.  They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol.  Believe me, folks, there is a war going on.  The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians).  Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to:  We know who wins the war in the end.  Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated.  He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell.  He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him.  To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story".  This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles.  It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.

What color is this guy's avatar again?

Duh.

[Boris]

What happens to people who attack our savior, Mitt Romney:

Hate monger Huckabee goes down in flames, and deservedly so.

Obama/Easley                493
Huckabee/Heineman        45

[Gabu]

Believe it or not, Christians in this country are persecuted, though not as severely as our brethren in third-world countries.

In America, you have the ACLU, which I call the Anti Christian Litigation Unit, tries to stamp out all forms of Christianity there is and would even be overjoyed at every person that professes to know Christ be thrown in jail and executed.  They try to take Christ out of Christmas (Yes, Christmas is a Christian holiday).  They took prayer out of our schools.  They take the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls.  They throw you in jail for praying on the steps of the US Capitol.  Believe me, folks, there is a war going on.  The war is raging between the forces of the Prince of the Air (Satan) and the Saints of God (Christians).  Fortunately, though, no matter how bad it gets, The Bible gives this one promise that every Christian who genuinely has asked Christ to come into their hearts to save them can hold on to:  We know who wins the war in the end.  Satan while he is still fighting, knows he has been defeated.  He knows he is doomed to the lake of fire, which is Hell.  He is just trying to bring as many people as he can with him.  To rephrase what the famed radio talk show host Paul Harvey would say "We know the rest of the story".  This battle that I'm talking about is not fought with swords or guns or cannons or armored vehicles.  It is fought on our hands and knees praying and crying out to our God.

What color is this guy's avatar again?

Every time the thought in my head is beginning to die that his avatar is the wrong color, he inevitably will say something like that and make it flare back up again.

[Lief 🗽]

Unfortunately, Democrats like him are much more common than this forum would seem to suggest.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

In Oklahoma maybe. Not in normal places.

[Gabu]

Gay Lieberman

OK that is an image I SOOO don't need.

[Eraserhead]

What happens to people who attack our savior, Mitt Romney:

Hate monger Huckabee goes down in flames, and deservedly so.

Obama/Easley                493
Huckabee/Heineman        45

I wonder how he would explain Mitt's hate for people without religion...

[Lief 🗽]

Josh and DWDL have both flip-flopped, but Josh is the more centrist candidate, while DWDL is an extremist who wants to privatize the government.

Until tomorrow when he picks up another political philosophy in order to try to make friends and be popular.



WHICH ONE IS HE TALKING ABOUT???

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Buy in Ohio!  Screw a pool, we have INDOOR WATERPARKS out the wazoo!  .

Is that another way of saying a bathroom?

[DownWithTheLeft]

Can we say Hilter?

You could......but it wouldn't have any relevance to the debate.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

How is that funny?

[DownWithTheLeft]

How is that funny?

How is it not, Josh made a stupid point and Preston said a quip that was hilarious in return

[DownWithTheLeft]

NC is heading to be "the NY of the south"

No it really is not in any sense.

[Ebowed]

This thread is actually supposed to be funny.

Where's the funny?

[Hatman 🍁]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=66525.0

[HardRCafé]

In light of this rumor, was this really the best week for Newsweek to run this cover?:



"The Sleeper"?!?  He even looks like he's taking off his tie!

[Lief 🗽]

Oh, god. Check out this headline from the U.K's Daily Mail:

No. Stop Now. Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again.

I lol'd.

[© tweed]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I agree completely.  This forum would be much better off and much more interesting as far as debate is concerned if Mark Del, Dazzleman (BRTD & Co. are in no position -given their seeming idolization of Opebo- to criticize him for alleged pedophilia), and other Republicans who were here when I just arrived (and before I even showed up) came back.  They at least would give the GOP a stronger presence on here.

or, you could just start posting more often.

[Gabu]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

[Хahar 🤔]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

[Gabu]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".

[Хahar 🤔]

You're going to make this result in a Kennedy loss aren't you?  Gonna have Johnson lose the primary and run as a third party candidate or something.

Wait and see.

Oh, and by the way, next time you type a post, use the spell check.

wtf?  I went over HappyWarrior's post three times and failed to find a single misspelled word.

Gonna?

If that's a spelling mistake, then so is "don't" and "won't".

Well, gonna is a somewhat irregular contraction.