How "American" is the preceding poster?

[The Mikado]

Use whatever American stereotype you want, from the New England aristocrat to the New York high-powered asshole to the Jersey Shore Guido to the hayseed country boy to the polite Scandinavian Minnesotan to the superficial, plastic Californian to the hippie Pac Northwester or the others I've forgotten.

Label which American stereotype the poster matches, or none.

[The Mikado]

Intermoderate: classic hipster douchebag type.  (note that I'm not actually calling you a douchebag, it's just an automatic appellation to the term hipster.)