Linguicide!
The Honorable Oakvale has petitioned the senate to introduce a bill that would make the use of Sillese punishable by death! This cannot be allowed to pass, for if it does, the Linguicidal elements of the Supreme Court will block our legal right to speech. Weather you are a Sillesian or just a liberty-loving Atlasian, elect me so that I can smother the bill in shaving cream!
I have nothing against Sillese as long as you provide an English translation for those who are still not proficient enough in this curious language.
