Update Season IX - "CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD, Kenya, CAD"

[Paul Kemp]

It is official, I am meeting Tmthforu for dinner tomorrow night in Midwest City at 17:30 and he is also going to church with me!

Oh no.

[Paul Kemp]

Was he too much to handle for you?

[Paul Kemp]

I think we should go back to the "God ended the teachers' strike" conversation.  How exactly is it that you know he ended the teachers' strike?

Please no.

[Paul Kemp]

I just wanted pics from last night.

You'll get pics, I just have to get my photobucket login sorted out.

I'll "like" them.

[Paul Kemp]

I knew Bushie was short but that photo puts things in perspective.

[Paul Kemp]

I'm sorry if I'm sounding like a newbie when it comes to nutrition, because I really am.

It's not like people have been giving you tips for three years on an internet message board or something...

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie's well being is in jeopardy as witnessed today by the fact he's so sick he can't get out of bed and can't stop napping.

If he doesn't make significant life changes CAD will be gone, because Bushie won't be awake during class or too sick to go.

Today was just an aberration.  I'll get back on track tomorrow.  I'll be fine.

Which track is that? The "Ice Cream and Cake for Dinner" or the "4 Sloppy Joes with No Exercise" track?

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie's well being is in jeopardy as witnessed today by the fact he's so sick he can't get out of bed and can't stop napping.

If he doesn't make significant life changes CAD will be gone, because Bushie won't be awake during class or too sick to go.

Today was just an aberration.  I'll get back on track tomorrow.  I'll be fine.

Which track is that? The "Ice Cream and Cake for Dinner" or the "4 Sloppy Joes with No Exercise" track?

The Ice Cream and Cake Dessert was a one night thing.  I definitely do not have that every night, just once in a blue moon.

The 4 Sloppy Joes were just a one time thing, as well.

Oh ok so it's the "Eat Mass Amounts of Different Awful Foods for Different Meals" track.

[Paul Kemp]

yo get this garbage out of here

[Paul Kemp]

Each passing Update is a constant reboot.

[Paul Kemp]

bushie was your attendance at all of your jobs poor?  why was that?

My attendance hasn't been what it should be at really any of my jobs.  That trend started back in college.  Its not something I'm proud of.

This says it all. Plus the fact that Bushie is probably an identical copy of Milton in the workplace.

[Paul Kemp]

These last few pages have been horrendous.

[Paul Kemp]

bushie is you attendance going to be poor at cad?

Not this year.

It will be next year though?

Since this is the only year of CAD, then, yes I will have zero attendance next year!

LOL!!!

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie should take up this offer:

[Paul Kemp]

You're in class with high school students? Jackpot! You can find an 18 year old with daddy issues.

Dukey, as usual is spot on.  One of those bible preachin' 18 year olds who are just dying inside to be naughty to see what it's like, and with daddy issues.  Glorious!  Say, AMEN!

so much bro here

[Paul Kemp]

In my family, the man pays for EVERYTHING and the woman pays for NOTHING

Unless the woman is a mother providing for her lazy and grown man child son?

Bushie is a "man"?

New day, new shocking fact.

Hi, Kal, haven't seen you in a while!

Is Kal your code name for your...


nevermind

[Paul Kemp]

I've been out of the loop for a few days. Bushie is failing his CAD class and is deleting people from facebook? RIP Blondie

[Paul Kemp]

bro don't "for the millionth time" me I wrote that I've been out of the loop.

Also, RIP Blondie

[Paul Kemp]

RIP Blondie

[Paul Kemp]

Can someone please start writing weekly Update recaps?

[Paul Kemp]

You walking at all?

No, unfortunately.

In July you said you and your parents were walking Blondie "at least once a day":

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=174552.msg3803833#msg3803833

So have you stopped walking her altogether?  Or just left it up to your parents?

RIP Blondie JJ

[Paul Kemp]

The diet is dead. He's focussing on school!

The diet is as dead as Blondie JJ. RIP

[Paul Kemp]

None of this is a surprise, of course. I said months ago he would abandon everything, the diet, the job search, the dog, to "focus on school." And he proves me right once again.

The only thing in this list I have abandoned is the job search.  The diet is still active, albeit struggling a bit, and the dog is still alive and well and as happy as ever.  I have not proved you right once again.  The job search was abandoned for good reason.

Why don't you train the dog yourself bushie?

He can't even train himself.

[Paul Kemp]

Apparently healthy, in-shape people are never in a rush.

[Paul Kemp]

Hey, I have my own schedule.  It's not what most people would do, but its no less legit.

You'll never see changes, physical or otherwise, by stubbornly sticking to your "own schedule" but of course, we know that you have no real desire to do so making this moot.