Candidate Declaration Thread

[Хahar 🤔]

Why are all of these joke candidates serving as write-ins?

Well, maybe this'll get Cookies and Milk off his rear end.

[AndrewTX]

Hopefully

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Why are all of these joke candidates serving as write-ins?

Well, maybe this'll get Cookies and Milk off his rear end.

Here's hoping!

[Hash]

I am a candidate for the Senate.

Western Region

Doesn't exist.  And you need 100 posts to run.

I do now. and I ment Pacific Region

Southeast as a right in than.

Right in? Lol.

[minionofmidas]

I am a candidate for the Senate.

Western Region

Doesn't exist.  And you need 100 posts to run.

I do now. and I ment Pacific Region

You're registered in NC, and you can't move for two months.

Actually, that is incorrect. You can't move within two months of your previous move, but you can within two months of initial registration.

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That is also incorrect.

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Nowhere does it state that this doesn't apply to write-ins. He wasn't eligible as of the declaration deadline.

[minionofmidas]

benconstine is recognized as a write-in candidate in the Mideast.

Sam Spade is recognized as a write-in candidate in the Southeast.

Supersoulty is recognized as a write-in candidate in the Northeast.

[CultureKing]

I would like to announce my candidacy for the senate for the district 5 special election to replace Ebowed after his election as Vice-President.

[Хahar 🤔]

I would like to announce my candidacy for the senate for the district 5 special election to replace Ebowed after his election as Vice-President.

Good luck. You have a choice as to whether your run will have opposition from within the PLP.

[GPORTER]

I am a candidate for the goverenorship of the southeast.

[Willy Woz]

I am a candidate for Lt. Goverenor of the Southeast.

[Ebowed]

I would like to announce my candidacy for the senate for the district 5 special election to replace Ebowed after his election as Vice-President.

Good luck. You have a choice as to whether your run will have opposition from within the PLP.

You are a huge dick.

[Хahar 🤔]

I would like to announce my candidacy for the senate for the district 5 special election to replace Ebowed after his election as Vice-President.

Good luck. You have a choice as to whether your run will have opposition from within the PLP.

You are a huge dick.

That I am. That I am.

Of course, that is quite a bit of hypocrisy.

[Ebowed]

Of course, that is quite a bit of hypocrisy.

I can't recall blackmailing anyone recently, Xahar.

[Everett]

I'm running for the D5 senate seat because I can

wait which seat is being vacated

god i'm so high right now

[Хahar 🤔]

I'm running for the D5 senate seat because I can

wait which seat is being vacated

god i'm so high right now

D5.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

I'm running for the D5 senate seat because I can

wait which seat is being vacated

god i'm so high right now

D5.

I wonder who's going to win Ebowed's seat now? I don't have a clue who could it be.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I'm running for the D5 senate seat because I can

wait which seat is being vacated

god i'm so high right now

D5.

I wonder who's going to win Ebowed's seat now? I don't have a clue who could it be.

Well, if Everett gets too high to take the oath of office again, at least Jesus can't just appoint someone to the seat, since it isn't regional.

[Sensei]

I'm running for the D5 senate seat because I can

wait which seat is being vacated

god i'm so high right now

D5.

I wonder who's going to win Ebowed's seat now? I don't have a clue who could it be.

Well, if Everett gets too high to take the oath of office again, at least Jesus can't just appoint someone to the seat, since it isn't regional.

for the record, this is the first time someone will say they're stoned in their candidacy declaration and still win by over 70% of the vote. I still support CultureKing, but this is the Pacific we're talking about.

[CultureKing]

I'm running for the D5 senate seat because I can

wait which seat is being vacated

god i'm so high right now

D5.

I wonder who's going to win Ebowed's seat now? I don't have a clue who could it be.

Well, if Everett gets too high to take the oath of office again, at least Jesus can't just appoint someone to the seat, since it isn't regional.

for the record, this is the first time someone will say they're stoned in their candidacy declaration and still win by over 70% of the vote. I still support CultureKing, but this is the Pacific we're talking about.

Perhaps if I managed to get god to endorse me...

[bgwah]

I'm running for the D5 senate seat because I can

wait which seat is being vacated

god i'm so high right now

D5.

I wonder who's going to win Ebowed's seat now? I don't have a clue who could it be.

Well, if Everett gets too high to take the oath of office again, at least Jesus can't just appoint someone to the seat, since it isn't regional.

for the record, this is the first time someone will say they're stoned in their candidacy declaration and still win by over 70% of the vote. I still support CultureKing, but this is the Pacific we're talking about.

Perhaps if I managed to get god to endorse me...

While I'm behind Everett for this election, I would certainly be willing to supporting CultureKing (JCP-WA) for something in the future...

[Хahar 🤔]

If the D5 election results in a vacancy in the Pacific Lt. Governorship, I will be running for Lt. Gov.

I wonder who's left to oppose me.

[Хahar 🤔]

If the D5 election results in a vacancy in the Pacific Lt. Governorship, I will be running for Lt. Gov.

I wonder who's left to oppose me.

So I am a candidate, since it's official.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

If Mr. Moderate is confirmed by the Senate, then I will run for the D2 seat he is vacating.

[Hash]

If Mr. Moderate is confirmed by the Senate, then I will run for the D2 seat he is vacating.

Too bad you aren't even in District 2.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

If Mr. Moderate is confirmed by the Senate, then I will run for the D2 seat he is vacating.

Too bad you aren't even in District 2.

Isn't Virginia in District 2?