The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[All Along The Watchtower]

You do realize that most male humans do masturbate, and that looking at a pretty picture or an interesting fillum can aid in this healthful and necessary practice?

Yes, I understand that this is the case.

But not your good self, eh?  Is that difficult?

If that's not an Atlas thread, then I'm John Huntsman and I approve this message.

I'm actually a computer programme designed to test out the reception of sarcasm on the internet, so it's technically impossible.

The whole thread is hilarious, actually.