MarkWarner08
Junior Chimp
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« on: September 29, 2007, 12:24:05 AM » |
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1. Chris Dodd (Carbon tax warms my heart; cools the planet)
2. Joe Biden (Yes, he's grandiloquent, but can't the same be said of the other 99 Senators?)
3. John Edwards (The Horatio Alger of the Democratic Presidential field: Did I mention he's the son of a mill worker? Seriously, his substantive stands on the issues deserve more attention from the media).
4. Barack Obama (Is it too audacious to hope that he can beat Hillary?)
5. Bill Richardson (A Southwestern Latino with foreign policy and executive experience, sounds perfect on paper. Alas, Richardson's frequent gaffes have overshadowed his impressive credentials, proving once again that elections aren't won in one dimension.)
6. Hillary Clinton (Her health care plan was a carefully devised attempt to solve a problem to irrevocably tied to her political legacy. No points for creativity: Her plan is nearly identical to that of her two top rivals.)
7. Dennis Kucinich (He's now being challenged by the Mayor of Parma, the ninth most populated city in Ohio, and faces vocal opposition from the patron saint of the Democratic netroots, Paul Hackett. Time for this itinerant soul to head back home!).
8. Mike Gravel (I'll never forgive you for defeating the father of modern-day Alaska and one of the two Senators to oppose the Gulf of Tonkin resolution, Ernest Gruening.)
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