Weird dreams you've had in general

[kcguy]

Not technically a dream. . .

BACKGROUND:  Once a month, I visit friends who live 45 miles away.  We stay up 'til midnight or 1am playing cards, then crash there.  My spot is one-half of the L-shaped couch.

Anyhow, this month, I woke up about 4am, convinced that (a) my neighbor's snores meant something in a foreign language; (b) the cat understood what they meant; and (c) the cat would be providing me with a transcript in the morning.