After a bumpy first term, President Oldies' (R-MI) embattled reelection campaign seemed doomed to fail as Independent Philadelphia Mayor FezzyFestoon surged on a platform of reform to take his place in a rematch against Former Governor TNF (D-KY), setting up a rehash of the familiar North-South narrative of the race four years prior. Angry conservatives are stuck without a candidate and make for a complicated election as a Democrat and an Independent fight to pick up the biggest pieces. TNF surges up into the Midwest as Fezzy makes huge inroads into the urban vote. Fezzy steals the big prizes of California and Florida, but can't make it over the top in Virginia, giving TNF the slim victory.
TNF (D-KY) - 276FezzyFestoon (I-PA) - 262
