An Olawakandi Center for Burn Victims

[RINO Tom]

1: Yes I did.
2: Your comments were particularly dumb, citing singular polls as objective be-all-end-all benchmarks.
3: I’m putting you on ignore. You and Bagel go have fun now.

Who cares

OC!!

[IceSpear]

“Weak person”? I lift 5x per week.

not physically weak, weak-willed.....that should have been obvious to somebody in the 96th percentile.

[Atlas Force]

He should be prosecuted for stolen valor for imitating a veteran.

He said he was a (postal) service man. He didn’t say he was military

He should be prosecuted for making Beet look dumb.

[Mr. Smith]

We need SMARTER voters, not more voters.

Why? That would disqualify you

[Atlas Force]

Vukmir 34% (+2)
Nicholson 32% (-5)

Indicate that it's a primary poll in the title or you'll cause some red avatars to go into cardiac arrest.

True, though you probably orgasmed before seeing it was a primary poll.

[Santander]

[Mr. Smith]

It’s amazing how this forum tolerates pro-pedophilia jokes but flips their sh*t when I joke about one racist word.

I don’t know a lot about this case, but surely contrition is a factor, as is the difference between judging one’s character versus one being fired. That said, in-person I have been around my share of off-color humor, and there is a difference, I believe, to putting certain things in writing in front of an audience of strangers.

Too many big words in this one, can someone translate for me?

Example One of why we need to Make America Great Again.

[Landslide Lyndon]

No. I don't want someone who is flat-out putting pornography in their signature, or who admits to paying a prostitute (even if they tip her well) on the forum.

Photos of chubby black women don't constitute pornography, unless I missed something far more explicit.

Also, I didn't expect you to be such a prude when it comes to paid sex.

It's not that I'm a prude, but that this is a family forum (well, at least it's supposed to be) so discussion over when one has actually slept with a prostitute crosses a line for me.

There's stuff that is a million times worse posted every single day in this forum

Clearly we have lazy mods (other than Virginia, and maybe Torie).

I would explain to you why that is an idiotic statement but I'm just too lazy.

[Landslide Lyndon]

No one can explain what Russia did or why I should care. Why is it so difficult to put this in clear language? Maybe I'm just not smart enough to understand what has happened.  Most of your post went over my head.

I’ll pretend to believe that you didn’t understand my post and will simply reiterate that the Putin autocracy and the Trump campaign collaborated in Trump’s triumph in the hopelessly corrupted 2016 US presidential election. There’s plenty of solid evidence for anyone who cares to look at it, but the standard of proof and “transparency” being demanded by tedious litigators and polemicists like Glenn Greenwald of US intelligence agencies, law enforcement, and special prosecutors is ridiculous beyond belief, as if they would jeopardize ongoing investigations in the misplaced hope that the “skeptics” would change their views.

But go ahead and dismiss all of this. I don’t expect you to change your mind, anyway.

Tedious? Try writing a sentence with fewer than half a dozen clauses. You use adjectives like my hypertensive uncle uses salt.

PR link's post seemed perfectly legible to me. I'll volunteer to try to put it in words you might be able to understand:

No Witch Hunt! Trump's campaign ran many Illegal Scams. There is LOTS of EVIDENCE. The only reason Traitor Trump isn't in jail already is the Deep State's respect for the law and due process. So much lawbreaking from the Trump Campaign. MAGAts don't care because they're Brainwashed by a Sick Cult. Sad!

[All Along The Watchtower]

No one can explain what Russia did or why I should care. Why is it so difficult to put this in clear language? Maybe I'm just not smart enough to understand what has happened.  Most of your post went over my head.

I’ll pretend to believe that you didn’t understand my post and will simply reiterate that the Putin autocracy and the Trump campaign collaborated in Trump’s triumph in the hopelessly corrupted 2016 US presidential election. There’s plenty of solid evidence for anyone who cares to look at it, but the standard of proof and “transparency” being demanded by tedious litigators and polemicists like Glenn Greenwald of US intelligence agencies, law enforcement, and special prosecutors is ridiculous beyond belief, as if they would jeopardize ongoing investigations in the misplaced hope that the “skeptics” would change their views.

But go ahead and dismiss all of this. I don’t expect you to change your mind, anyway.

Tedious? Try writing a sentence with fewer than half a dozen clauses. You use adjectives like my hypertensive uncle uses salt.

PR link's post seemed perfectly legible to me. I'll volunteer to try to put it in words you might be able to understand:

No Witch Hunt! Trump's campaign ran many Illegal Scams. There is LOTS of EVIDENCE. The only reason Traitor Trump isn't in jail already is the Deep State's respect for the law and due process. So much lawbreaking from the Trump Campaign. MAGAts don't care because they're Brainwashed by a Sick Cult. Sad!

If anything, I'm the burn victim in that exchange.

[Landslide Lyndon]

No one can explain what Russia did or why I should care. Why is it so difficult to put this in clear language? Maybe I'm just not smart enough to understand what has happened.  Most of your post went over my head.

I’ll pretend to believe that you didn’t understand my post and will simply reiterate that the Putin autocracy and the Trump campaign collaborated in Trump’s triumph in the hopelessly corrupted 2016 US presidential election. There’s plenty of solid evidence for anyone who cares to look at it, but the standard of proof and “transparency” being demanded by tedious litigators and polemicists like Glenn Greenwald of US intelligence agencies, law enforcement, and special prosecutors is ridiculous beyond belief, as if they would jeopardize ongoing investigations in the misplaced hope that the “skeptics” would change their views.

But go ahead and dismiss all of this. I don’t expect you to change your mind, anyway.

Tedious? Try writing a sentence with fewer than half a dozen clauses. You use adjectives like my hypertensive uncle uses salt.

PR link's post seemed perfectly legible to me. I'll volunteer to try to put it in words you might be able to understand:

No Witch Hunt! Trump's campaign ran many Illegal Scams. There is LOTS of EVIDENCE. The only reason Traitor Trump isn't in jail already is the Deep State's respect for the law and due process. So much lawbreaking from the Trump Campaign. MAGAts don't care because they're Brainwashed by a Sick Cult. Sad!

If anything, I'm the burn victim in that exchange.

Why? It's not you the one who is being willfully obtuse.

[Atlas Force]

I’m guessing Bagel has no friends in real life. Can’t imagine why

[Xing]

O'Connor, be a man and concede already.

He doesn’t need to concede when there are more than 4x the ballots outstanding than the margin.

Forgive Bagel, his great passion in life is conceding to Republicans.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Real life example:
https://twitter.com/Ocasio2018/status/1027729430137827328?s=19

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

CC: The Comedy Goldmine

In this two thousand and eighteenth year of our Lord, no community, large or small, has been as blessed as this forum by the presence of supreme Zaybay, whose infinite knowledge flows from each and every post like a fountain, and whose disbeliviers and detractors shall sure have their pitiful viels lifted, if not by divine enlightenment, by sheer exhaustion, thus rescuing them from their hideously misadventured cynical overtures. “I like to debate way too much,” he states in an almost jocular fashion, as if this magnanimous angel reveals Truthes for his own pleasure and not to save this forum’s readers from eternal ignorance. I am truly blessed by his words !

[Orwell]

AOC comparing asking politely for a debate to Catcalling is the stupidest thing I've heard since I actually listened to someone who disagreed with me politically /s

[wesmoorenerd]

The fact that poll is a D internal is even worse for Nelson, I don't understand why so many here have such a hard time admitting that he has been running a terrible campaign

Nelson is easily the most overrated Senator on here, just read through the first six pages of this thread and you’ll see what I mean. It’s true that Nelson could obviously still win because of the national environment, but I’ve never undestood why people think he’s some destructive juggernaut who’s easily going to turn this into a VA-GOV 2017/FL-SEN 2012/etc. redux. Scott isn’t Mack and VA is wayyyy more Democratic than FL (especially when it comes to the White vote).

I think many people underestimate how more popular Scott is now than in 2014 and underestimate how much Nelson has slowed both mentally and physically since his last real race in 2000

Nelson can probably do twice as many push ups and pull ups as you, blubber boy.

[Atlas Force]

I see Blackburn is leading in a new Gravis Poll.... the thought of Blackburn being elected to the Senate is a bit unsettling.

Sounds like a great idea, actually.

Your kid diddler concede yet?

You are one trick pony, right.

Okay here's a new one: have you stopped supporting kid diddlers yet?

[Santander]

The parents were out of line, but the girls' restroom is for girls only, period. I don't want anyone to just identify themselves as girls. I mean, we condemn people pretending to be ethnic minorities just to get scholarship perks.

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't want you in the same bathroom as my little cousins either, but that's more of a reflection of you individually than it is all transpeople.

[Landslide Lyndon]

The parents were out of line, but the girls' restroom is for girls only, period. I don't want anyone to just identify themselves as girls. I mean, we condemn people pretending to be ethnic minorities just to get scholarship perks.

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't want you in the same bathroom as my little cousins either, but that's more of a reflection of you individually than it is all transpeople.

Sanchez openly displaying his bigotry (again) isn't a burn.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

The parents were out of line, but the girls' restroom is for girls only, period. I don't want anyone to just identify themselves as girls. I mean, we condemn people pretending to be ethnic minorities just to get scholarship perks.

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't want you in the same bathroom as my little cousins either, but that's more of a reflection of you individually than it is all transpeople.

Sanchez openly displaying his bigotry (again) isn't a burn.

You're illiterate aren't you?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

The parents were out of line, but the girls' restroom is for girls only, period. I don't want anyone to just identify themselves as girls. I mean, we condemn people pretending to be ethnic minorities just to get scholarship perks.

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't want you in the same bathroom as my little cousins either, but that's more of a reflection of you individually than it is all transpeople.

Sanchez openly displaying his bigotry (again) isn't a burn.

You're illiterate aren't you?

tbf it's not his first language

[Landslide Lyndon]

The parents were out of line, but the girls' restroom is for girls only, period. I don't want anyone to just identify themselves as girls. I mean, we condemn people pretending to be ethnic minorities just to get scholarship perks.

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't want you in the same bathroom as my little cousins either, but that's more of a reflection of you individually than it is all transpeople.

Sanchez openly displaying his bigotry (again) isn't a burn.

You're illiterate aren't you?

tbf it's not his first language

Neither is yours, apparently.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

The parents were out of line, but the girls' restroom is for girls only, period. I don't want anyone to just identify themselves as girls. I mean, we condemn people pretending to be ethnic minorities just to get scholarship perks.

I mean to be fair, I wouldn't want you in the same bathroom as my little cousins either, but that's more of a reflection of you individually than it is all transpeople.

Sanchez openly displaying his bigotry (again) isn't a burn.

You're illiterate aren't you?

tbf it's not his first language

Neither is yours, apparently.

*Neither is it yours

[Landslide Lyndon]

FYI, Sanchez's "burn" was deleted by the mods.
So I guess they need a lecture about the English language too.