Do you agree that "conservatism is the new counterculture?"

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

How does the phrase go? "The eternal rebel in the conservative," or something like that? In a society ruled by movement, the square man will always be slightly off.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

As a general rule, the very point of counterculture is to fight against fascism and moral guardianship. So, in other words, a resounding no.

By definition, counter-cultures function to oppose or try to supplant the current ideological framework; a Puritan could be counter-cultural in many parts of the world regardless of whether there is "fascism" or not.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

no, not even on college campuses. part of being a "counterculture" is that you have to be cool, and most college republicans are massive dorks

In a world marked by extremist individualism and saturated by hipsters, the only true rebellion is complete conformity.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

no, not even on college campuses. part of being a "counterculture" is that you have to be cool, and most college republicans are massive dorks

In a world marked by extremist individualism and saturated by hipsters, the only true rebellion is complete conformity.

And you are the ultimate conformist, then?

I try. Moreso, I am the natural conclusion of post-modernism.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

“Conservatives are abnormal, self-repressed freaks, but don’t worry, it’s you who’s edgy by blending in with current cultural fashions!”