National Headquarters of the Hoxhaist Party

[Dr. MB]

As founder and self-appointed First Secretary of the Central Committee of the Hoxhaist Party of Atlasia, I am very proud to announce that we are now an official party.

Our platform is simple:
1) Abolish the regions of Atlasia, the people only need one leader
2) Ban the revisionist Labor Party (which doesn't come close to the greatness of the Party of Labour of Albania) and all other parties besides the Alaskan Independence Party
3) Support the people of the great nation of Alaska in their struggle against imperialist tyranny
4) Mandatory bisexuality
5) Build at least 150 million bunkers to protect ourselves from nuclear attack
6) Rename the position of President to Premier, and take away all its power and give it to the First Secretary of the Hoxhaist Party
7) Rename the position of Vice President to Deputy Premier
8 ) Abolish Congress and transfer all its power to the Politburo of the Hoxhaist Party
9) Free gender reassignment surgery and promotion of the trans agenda

Remember, WE are on your side.

[Dr. MB]

We now have an official party logo!

[Dr. MB]

Put in benefits for transgenderism (like, you don't even have to make it mandatory though that'd make me even more likely to support you) and I'm in for 2nd pref.

done

[Dr. MB]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

[Dr. MB]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

I thought Koopa was a Fed though? 

Being a fed /=/ supporting the duopoly

[Dr. MB]

In light of recent events, I reaffirm my intent to 1st pref this ticket.

It's sad seeing all of these tickets collapse and change. But the Hoxhaist ticket has been reliably consistent. MB/Koopa is the ticket of unity, strength, and not giving up.

Very true. Well said.

[Dr. MB]

Friendly reminder that MB/Koopa is now the only ticket to stand for the people and against the Fed-Labor duopoly! Hoxhaism will prevail.

Koopa was a Federalist until like today and YE is from the Peace Party 

Koopa isn't running on the Fed ticket, and YE is running on the Labor ticket. My point still stands.

[Dr. MB]

VOTE FOR MB
AND KOOPA
FOR PREMIER
AND DEPUTY
PREMIER,
OR ELSE
YOU WILL
GET GULAG.
THERE WILL
BE ZERO
EXCEPTIONS.

1 day left to vote, mis amigos

[Dr. MB]

Well, my friends, that was fun. But y'all didn't vote for me. Gulags for all I guess, unless you're one of the 9 people who supported our brave and noble fight. But, now I have no system to implement the gulags. Sad. Oh well. Adios Atlasia, I won't miss you.

[Dr. MB]

Hoxhaist Party 4/20 Convention

1) I declare myself Chair of the Hoxhaist Party
2) I hereby rename the Hoxhaist Party the Confederate Party

peace out

[Dr. MB]

1) I declare myself chair of the Karen National Union
2) As chair of the Karen National Union I hereby merge this party with the Confederate Party.

[Dr. MB]

1) I declare myself chair of the Abolitionist Party
2) As chair of the Abolitionist Party I hereby merge this party with the Confederate Party.

[Dr. MB]

1) I declare myself chair of the Wulfric for Supreme Leader Party
2) As chair of the Wulfric for Supreme Leader Party I hereby merge this party with the Confederate Party.

[Dr. MB]

Now we have 6 loyal uh, neoconfederates.

[Dr. MB]

The Hoxhaist, Abolitionist, Wulfric for Supreme Leader, and Karen National Union parties are dead. D-E-A-D. Dead.

[Dr. MB]

Does confederate not carry the same stigma is once did? Strange there’s now an actual party named after them

Not just a party, the 3rd-largest in Atlasia!

[Dr. MB]

Since Congressman dfwlibertylover has deregistered, as party chair I appoint myself as his replacement.