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Tetro Kornbluth
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« on: September 09, 2007, 02:51:39 PM »

The really amazing thing is that Joe hasn't lost out on any relevant information.

Why is that so amazing?

Because it's slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. imagine a slanging match between BRTD and Straha.. and there's no relevant information.. at all, I mean AT ALL! Come on, how likely is that....

Oh wait, yeah. Scrap that.
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2007, 03:51:19 PM »

The MPAA is truly awful. Not to mention particularly useless. Anyone under seventeen can just buy tickets to a different movie under 'R' and then walk into any theater they please. But, really, what do you expect with a system that rates a movie 'R' for three f-words but then gives a movie like Red Dawn a PG-13 rating (which, incidentally, was the first movie ever to be rated PG-13)?

Thankfully, my parents never gave a sh**t about these ratings. I remember them asking me if I wanted to see Air Force One when it came out ten years ago. Thankfully, I think I decline their offer.

My parents let me watch The Full Monty when I was 6.  And they say you can't make someone a heterosexual.

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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2007, 06:28:29 PM »

I doubt we'll ever have an openly gay president.

100 years ago, nobody would have thought we'd be this close to having an openly black or an openly female president.

Given the one drop of blood rule and all that, openly black I can understand, but openly female?

Perhaps America will soon get a new Queen Hatshepsut...?

Btw, Lol@Gabu... for that monkey image, it literally made me laugh out loud.
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 04:28:27 AM »


Not really a big surprise if you read his posts.. (Amnesty, The Rockefellers, Bohemian Grove and The CFR seem to be curious obsessions with him. And of course Paul\Russo.)

Well I would like to second what Ebowed and Wixted said though I don't think he has done anything worthy of banning and we should encourage his right to spread and discuss his opinions. (Though if he posts at Stormfront then he knows how much he would be owned if he actually expressed his full views here..)
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2007, 02:43:58 PM »

It had to be done...

I vote for the one that didn't exterminate millions of people.

I voted for Hitler too.


wow, what with all the neo-nazi's?
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 04:38:35 PM »


Better in Context..
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 05:09:08 PM »

Robert Stark.. the gift that keeps on giving.. Read in full...

BACK BREAKING NEWS

September 15, 2007

As We Continue to Identify the Enemies
of the American Revolution in the 21st Century
and Annihilate Them


GREENSPAN FINGERS BUSH-CLINTON CRIME FAMILY IN SECRET GRAND JURY

By Tom Heneghan

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Alan Greenspan, left, steps down Jan. 31 after more than 18 years in office, making way for Bernanke, center, a former Fed governor and current White House economic adviser. Bernanke was nominated by President Bush and is expected to win easy Senate confirmation next month.
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It can now be reported that former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan has testified in a secret National Security Court in Virginia that both the Bush and Clinton Crime Syndicate misused the Federal Reserve system for their own personal financial and political gain.

Further, Greenspan now believes that the current Federal Reserve under Chairman Ben Bernanke is being threatened and blackmailed to lower interest rates, which would place the world banking system in chaos as monetary and currency inflation could reach chaotic levels.

Reference: Informed sources familiar with Bank of America and Bear Stearns allege that the Federal Reserve is on orders from Bushfraud to bail out Bank of America and the Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.

Note: The Northern Rock Bank of the United Kingdom has already collapsed because of the criminal money laundering of both Bank of America and Bear Stearns Hedge Fund.

Bush is actually using the Patriot Act to give the Federal Reserve command and control decisions on monetary policies.

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Bush-Clinton Crime Family Dynasty
(WSJ photo)

Greenspan has testified in a Virginia National Security Court that both current occupant Bushfraud and his father, former President Bush, along with Bill and Hillary Clinton used the Federal Reserve to set up private offshore alleged national security proprietary accounts for the purpose of laundering narcotics profits from their noted America Global China-Iran/Contra-Mena, Arkansas piggy bank.

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Madeleine Albright (Foto: CHIP EAST/REUTERS)

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Representing the Bushes and Clintons in this Federal Reserve bucket shop operation were none other than Madeleine Albright i.e. Halfbright, on behalf of the Clintons and former CIA Director, member of the Iraq Study Group and current United States Secretary of Defense Robert Gates on behalf of the Bushes.

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Robert Gates and Bushfraud

Item One: Greenspan has also presented evidence showing the misuse of Civitas Stonebridge LLC as a Bush-Clinton Crime Family money laundry for stolen U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve financial instruments.

Item Two: Civitas Stonebridge LLC was the corporate entity that approved Bushfraud’s attempted sale of U.S. portal authority to Dubai Ports World in the United Arab Emirates.

It should also be reported that Mossad agent Sandy Berger, former Clinton National Security Adviser, who now works as an advisor to unelectable Hillary closet lesbian Rodenhurst Clinton not only stole 9/11 evidence out of the United States National Archives, but also took financial records and secret account numbers tied to the Bush-Clinton Crime Family.

9/11 AND HILLARY, BUSH, BERGER AND KARL ROVE
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=147509065&blogID=309796156

Stay tuned folks. We will soon post the Queen Melusina aka Hillary Rodenhurst Clinton’s secret offshore account in the Bahamas and the Bush Crime Family-Saddam Hussein-Queen of England’s secret Coots Bank account.

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former Presidents H.W. Bush and business partner Bill Clinton

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Bushfraud and business partner unelectable Hillary Clinton

How dare you, you conspiratorial tyrants and kings and notable queens!

P.S. Bushfraud has already used the Patriot Act to illegally fire U.S. Attorneys and hold back and stonewall the implementation of the Reagan-Mitterrand-Wanta Protocols.

P.P.S. The major U.S. network benefiting from this Federal Reserve crime spree on behalf of the Bushes and Clintons is none other than General Electric’s NBC, 202-885-4200.

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Tim Russert (NBC)
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Tim Russert and current Republican MSNBC talk show hosts Joe Scarborough and Chris Matthews have benefited from financial insider trading tips from Greenspan’s Federal Reserve wife, NBC foreign policy correspondent Andrea Mitchell.
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Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan

One last note: The Federal Reserve crime spree also involves the Bush-Clinton Crime Family use of the offshore accounts to finance the Bush-Clinton True Colors assassination teams on American soil and worldwide, that targeted both John F. Kennedy Jr. and former Vice President, now duly elected, non-inaugurated President Albert Gore Jr.


Anyone still not convinced?
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2007, 08:12:30 AM »

Any disguised porn movie that LimeWire always churns out in it's search results.

I find them more annoying than disturbing, tbh. I mean, here I am, expecting to see, I dunno, Spider-Man 3 and suddenly I see some girl taking a faceload of cum.

"Is this the director's cut?", I thought, before I realised that I was actually looking at Animal Instinct XXXIV or somesuch.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 06:18:40 AM »

ONE TIME I WENT INTO A STRIP CLUB AND WAS LIKE HEY THERE ARE NAKED WOMEN HERE THIS IS PRETTY SWEET BUT THEN I LISTENED TO THE MUSIC AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF GOD DAMNIT THIS MUSIC IS F**KING NOT PEOPLE YELLING AND THROWING DRUM KITS DOWN A STAIRCASE AND MY EXPERIENCE WAS RUINED FOR THE ENTIRE TIME THEREAFTER AND ALL BECAUSE THEY DID NOT HAVE PEOPLE YELLING AND THROWING DRUM KITS DOWN A STAIRCASE PLAYING OVER THE SPEAKERS

WHY COULD THEY NOT HAVE HAD THAT MUSIC

WHY GOD WHY

WON'T SOMEONE BE MY SAVIOR?
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 07:06:14 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 07:04:11 AM »

Yet another Classic Naso Moment.

The real question is why anyone should see Rambo in the first place.  Seriously people, did someone bludgeon Stallone so hard that he thinks we're back in the 1980s again?  First Rocky and now Rambo?  Someone needs to put this geezer in a hospice before he breaks his hip.  Its obvious from his speech he's had at least one stroke and continuing to star in dangerous roles like these is only going to make another one all the more likely.

HEY...just be glad we are not moving back towards the 1990's popular culture.

As I've stated...I'd take "Cheers", Bruce Springsteen and Reagan over "Friends", The Spice Girls and Clinton anyday. (Not to say I didn't like "Friends" but nothing beats 80's popular culture)

By the way...women looked alot better in the 80's than the 90's. The 80's had long thick, curly hair on women...the 90's had that damn "eurodance" straight hair crap that turns me off.
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