Al vs. Sam Spade

[Saxwsylvania]

Al attracts a large following, but his socialist tendencies and use of obscure Welsh words alienate most of the American public.  During the debates, Spade's vague answers and calls to "be patient" fail to inspire confidence.  In spite of this, Spade leads in the polls until he makes an off-hand comment to a group of hecklers, calling them "f****ts".  In the end, Spade wins the election by a decent margin, while losing 100% of the gay vote.  Al returns to Wales, living with the indignity of losing nearly every precinct in West Virginia and Kentucky.