Beto Late Than Never

[Boobs]

[KaiserDave]

I thought myself a committed Begichite, but Chelsea and Gary Peters are making strong cases.

[Skunk]

I was a strong Stormy supporter but Chelsea won me over by promising to imprison Steve King and Amy Schumer.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Real sh**t, Chelsea?

[Continential]

Chelsea!

[Cold War Liberal]

Amy Schumer? LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

I loved the intense energy Harris used to wonder who Julia was. She is so passionate about finding out the truth!

Also I'm extremely relieved to see Dean Heller is finding employment freelancing.

[Boobs]

Current Declared Candidates for Senate

Alabama

Democratic
Senator Doug Jones

Republican
Former Governor Robert Bentley
Representative Bradley Byrne
Representative Mo Brooks
Representative Martha Roby
Former AL Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore
Mrs. Kayla Moore

Alaska

Democratic
Former Governor Tony Knowles
State Representative Tiffany Zulkosky

Republican
Senator Dan Sullivan
Former Mayor Dan Sullivan

Libertarian
Mr. Joe Miller

Arizona - Special

Democratic
Mr. Mark Kelly
Dr. Hiral Tipirneni

Republican
Senator Martha McSally
Former Governor Fife Symington

Arkansas

Democratic
Former Mayor Pat Hays

Republican
Senator Tom Cotton
Colorado

Democratic
Former Undersecretary of the Navy Janine Davidson
Former State Senator Mike Johnston
Former State House of Representatives Speaker Andrew Romanoff
Mr. Derrick Blanton
Ms. Lorena Garcia
Ms. Danielle Kombo
Dr. Dustin Leitzel
Mr. Keith Pottratz
Dr. Trish Zorino

Republican
Senator Cory Gardner
Former Representative Tom Tancredo

Delaware

Democratic
Senator Chris Coons

Republican
Mr. Lee Murphy

Georgia

Democratic
Former State Representative Stacey Abrams
Mr. Jon Ossoff

Republican
Senator David Perdue

Idaho

Democratic
Former School Board Member A.J. Balukoff

Republican
Senator Jim Risch

Illinois

Democratic
Representative Lauren Underwood
Former Representative Debbie Halvorson
State Representative Anne Stava-Murphy

Republican
State Representative Jeanne Ives
Mrs. Erika Harold

Iowa

Democratic
Former Governor Chet Culver
Mr. J.D. Scholten

Republican
Senator Joni Ernst

Kansas

Democratic
Former US Attorney Barry Grissom
School Board Member Katrina Lewison

Republican
Former Governor Jeff Coyler
Former Representative Lynn Jenkins
Former Representative Todd Tiahrt
Former Representative Kevin Yoder
State Attorney General Derek Schmidt
State Secretary of State Scott Schwab
Former State Secretary of State Kris Kobach
State Treasurer Jake LaTurner
Kansas Senate President Susan Wagle
State Turnpike Authority Chairman Dave Lindstrom
American Conservative Union President Matt Schlapp
Chamber of Commerce President Alan Cobb
Mr. Wink Hartman

Kentucky

Democratic
State Senator Dennis Parrett
Mr. Matt Jones
Mr. Steven Cox

Republican
Senator Mitch McConnell


Louisiana

Democratic
State Senator Eric LaFleur
Mayor Mitch Landrieu

Republican
Senator Bill Cassidy
Former Senator David Vitter

Maine

Democratic
Representative Jared Golden
Ms. Emily Cain
Mr. Zak Ringelstein
Ms. Betsy Sweet

Republican
Senator Susan Collins
Former Governor Paul LePage


Massachusetts

Democratic
Senator Ed Markey

Republican
Governor Charlie Baker
Lieutenant Governor Karyn Polito

Michigan

Democratic
Senator Gary Peters (running for both offices, technically)
Former Representative Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick
Former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Republican
Mr. John James
Mr. Sandy Pensler

Minnesota

Democratic
Senator Tina Smith

Republican
Mr. Mike Lindell

Mississippi

Democratic
Former Secretary of Agriculture Mike Espy

Republican
Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith
State Senator Chris McDaniel

Montana

Democratic
State Representative Tom Winter

Republican
Senator Steve Daines

Nebraska

Democratic
Ms. Jane Raybould

Republican
Senator Ben Sasse
Representative Jeff Fortenberry

New Hampshire

Democratic
Senator Jeanne Shaheen

Republican
Governor Chris Sununu
Former Senator Kelly Ayotte
Former State House of Representatives Speaker Bill O’Brien

New Jersey

Democratic
Representative Mikie Sherrill

Republican
State Senator Tom Kean Jr.

New Mexico

Democratic
Former Mayor Javier Gonzales

Republican
Former Representative Steve Pearce
Former Lieutenant Governor John Sanchez

Libertarian
Former Governor Gary Johnson


North Carolina

Democratic
State Senator Jeff Jackson
State Senator Erica Smith
County Commissioner Trevor Fuller

Republican
Senator Thom Tillis
Mr. Garland Tucker

Oklahoma

Democratic
Former State Senator Connie Johnson

Republican
Former EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt
Former Mayor Mick Cornett

Oregon

Democratic
Senator Jeff Merkley (unceremoniously dropped his Presidential campaign)

Republican
Mr. Mark Callahan

Rhode Island

Democratic
Governor Gina Raimondo

Republican
None

South Carolina

Democratic
Former Party Chairman Jaime Harrison

Republican
Senator Lindsey Graham
Former State Department of Health and Environmental Control Director Catherine Templeton

South Dakota

Democratic
Former State Senator Billie Sutton

Republican
Senator Mike Rounds

Tennessee

Democratic
Former State Representative Craig Fitzhugh

Republican
Former Senator Bob Corker
Representative Mark Green
Former Representative Diane Black
Former State Senator Mae Beavers

Texas

Democratic
Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson
Representative Joaquin Castro
Former State Senator Wendy Davis
Ms. Sema Hernandez

Republican
Senator John Cornyn

Virginia

Democratic
Representative Elaine Luria

Republican
Former Representative Scott Taylor
Former County Supervisor Chairman Corey Stewart

West Virginia

Democratic
Ms. Talley Sergent
Ms. Paula Jean Swearengin

Republican
Senator Shelley Moore Capito

Wyoming

Democratic
Mayor Tim Kaumo

Republican
Mr. Foster Friess
Mr. Sam Galeotos
Mr. Rex Rammell

[lfromnj]

plz let Moore win the PRIMARY.

[Continential]

plz let Moore win the PRIMARY.

and Bill O'Brien and KKK Kobach

[RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm]

Stormy looks like she’s right at home behind all the microphones.

Begich will clean up in the Israeli primary.

[Boobs]

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

THIS timeline = UNREALISTIC, If TRUMP had gotten on the road, he would have been "RACIST Callout. in EL Paso.

ANyway, Good on Bornie Sanders, getting himself out of the scircle. Plus, where is the "most def" AUMUA AMATA endorsement gone?

[KaiserDave]

This nation NEEDS Mark Begich.

[America Needs R'hllor]

Lorreta is such a down-to-earth queen

[Cold War Liberal]

KERRY/EDWARDS 2020!

[VirginiaAaron]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[Continential]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[vanteran]

Kerry-Edwards 2020!

[Boobs]

In the time of Trump's Age,
Amongst the Democrats and lays,
The search for a hero with breast ablaze
Resulted in an oft-forgotten phase:
The yearlong primary and caucus days.
For some it was time to sing one's praise
And others' reputations were to raze.
And in September it was time for hays –
Fields of corn under the Iowa sun's rays.
Abby One's endorsement was nays;
No reply to candidate's plays.
So instead pursued was Carol Shea's –
Whose calves cramped after Beto brays.

The Dutch'd Burger – a coastal creation –
showered the Purest of Vals with pure adoration.
Yet charged Miss Warren with adulteration.
Amy responded with some catapultion.

The City Calculator - Casio's her name;
Condemned the tax on aspartame-
Her time in the house would reclaim-
A Green Dream did proclaim-
But refused to endorse in this timeframe.
Inertial reference frame.

The Eminent Carnahan, Senator,
who is announced by trumpet and Anglais Cor,
A statement released by the office her:

"Miss Jean-
not Springsteen-
is in a lean
for a Chelsea mean."

Bobert the Junior of P-A,
unable to find a nomination's way,
decided to off his campaign's lay-
in the midst of dinner's curds and whey,
and shall be whisked to Bombay.
But not before he was to go away-
Senator Casey did choose to say:

" I Beg For You To Scratch My Itch . "

Fin

[McGovernite]

let's keep this going

[Boobs]

[Skunk]

Seth Moulton's mom needs to listen to Red Velvet!

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

Go stormy!!!!! Only she can lead us out of the darkness1