Comedy Goldmine 3: The Mineshaft--SHAFT!

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Here's a Google cache. Can anyone preserve it?

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Straha actually gets a good one!

Giuliani is a hack and is faker than Anna Nicole Smith's breasts ever were.

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Ha, I saw my parents yesterday and my mom had just visited the state fair and I asked her if she had seen any of those. She said yes.

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Here's another "WTF is Mike Naso raving about?" addition:

I just spoke to my father on the phone and told him CNN said Jerry dropped "The F-Bomb" and my father yelled, "THAT'S NOT THE F-BOMB" LOL...when will these liberals understand the way the majority of middle Americans think outside of the Left Coast and New England?

I would hope that people "outside of the Left Coast and New England" realize how crude, offensive, and classless it is to slur someone with the word "fag."

People have to realize the way people in middle America think. While the lead up to the War in Iraq was underway...a song called "Have You Forgotten?" was on the charts. It included lyrics about 9/11 and words such as "Have you forgotten...how it felt that day...to have our homeland under fire and our people blown away?" .... You would think lyrics like that would be risky? Get this...It was #1 for months on the country charts in the Spring of 2003. That's the mentality. Dixie Chicks bash the President and War and get boycotted off many Southern radio stations....that's the mentality. That's why George Bush swept the heartland. That's why Gay Marriage got shot down. The middle America and Southern American roots are not going to fall for liberalism.

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opebo nails another one!

What Men Want from a Woman

• sexual intercourse
• blow jobs
• anal sex
• slim
• hot body
• willing to go without protection
• respect
• nicelyshaped ass
• nicely shaped breasts
• physical attractiveness
• good disposition
• we want to keep our independence absolutely

What Men Don't Want from a Woman

• fat
• frigid
• unwilling to go down
• won't swallow
• unattractive
• feeling of being confined
• disrespect
• inorgasmic
• commitment
• alien-like features
• god-awful personality

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Mike Naso.

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Cindy Sheehan? I thought she was going to run against Pelosi.

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This entire thread needs to be put in the comedy goldmine.

Agreed. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier..

I noticed everyone in this thred is a Dem. just pathetic.

Not anymore!

LouDobbs08/LouDobbs08

I don't support people who referred to certain world leaders as "Zionist pawns" or believes that the CFR hate the United States and are trying to unify it under a one world goverment or launches attacks on "international bankers" especially focusing on, guess who?, the Rothschilds.

Disgusting.

David Icke - Was Hitler A Rothschild



http://www.scribd.com/doc/63663/David-Icke-Was-Hitler-A-Rothschild

Yes, he just cited DAVID ICKE as a source.

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Ha, this guy keeps them coming. In the thread "Who will be the first non-white President?"

I should add Alan Keyes to the list.

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Utah is racist so it wouldn't vote for me. However, even despite the extreme racism I'd get within a hair of winning Utah.

Oh now your accusing the fine citezens of Utah of racism.

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It must be sad for Virginia Republicans to lose 3 US Senate seats in 2 years.

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Pat Buchanan's not a racist. he selected the first Black Female VP. maybe your racist for not wanting a black woman in the white house.

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Probably expatriots.

Nah, there's quite a few Neo-Nazis in Brazil and Argentina. They're mostly fully white of course, but there's not a shortage of them, Argentina is actually the whitest country in the Western Hemisphere.

This fact of course also rebukes Stark's point (which was very poor in the first place).

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This fact of course also rebukes Stark's point (which was very poor in the first place).

What was his point?  I didn't even understand.

Er, well I guess something along the lines of "Stormfront has members from outside of first world countries, so it can't be racist."

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Public Scholl's arn't a constitutional right. the public education system was set up by the Rockefferls to dumb down the public.

Just curious:  did you go to one?

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I was quoting HardR's post, though Stark's was also quite funny.

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What state is most likely to flip in 2008?

NH-Ron Paul

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This whole thread made me LOL https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=63775.0

LOL, yeah. Pretty dumb question in the first place.

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Pataki

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Looks like we found out what happened to Mike Naso.

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Another one you have to read in context:

This thread killed any chance she had.

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Good for them!!!  I do not like Colbert one bit.  I don't like the way he makes fun of my President and never makes fun of any Democrats.  I never watch his show on purpose.  I was only forced to watch that creep while in Boston and he ticked me off so much I had to leave the room.

I am a Democrat, but I do not like ANYBODY making fun of my President, and especially only attacks one side.

Jay Leno, in my mind, is different.  At least he makes fun of both sides and, in my mind, is not intended to make anybody look bad.  Plus, I am used to Jay Leno as he took over for the man I grew up watching, Johnny Carson.

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Can anyone decipher this?

No, just a handful of leftist of troll's for Verily Ebowed.

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Stark in this thread: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=64508.0

Of course after he called people terrorists for voting for Ahmadinejad over him.

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GET YOU F**KING BIBLE THUMPING OUT OF THE GOLDMINE.

New addition:

'the Hated' is a tool, just look at the fool's signature.  Probably still lives in his mother's basement, has never paid taxes, never paid a mortgage, never held a steady job and has never lived in the real world outside Goatfukkin, Minnesota.  And he's probably in his 30s, too.  No wonder he doesn't understand why governors tend to do better in attracting indepedent and swing voters (who are the ones who decide presidential elections) as opposed to worthless senators.