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[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

If the party wasn't a bunch of morally bankrupt neoliberals, they'd have tossed her.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Hillary belongs in a jail cell along with Marc Rich

Well, she does have a lot of skeletons in her closet, so it'd make sense for her to have one in her jail cell, too.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

MasterJedi always been a douchebag. More at 11.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

A mediocre President notable only for being the first non white President.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Hate to agree with Grumps but...

If the tell the Clintons to STFU, that would be a good start.

It's good for your soul, Tony. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Why does Kellyanne always look like a washed up country singer who woke up on a street bench after a hard night of drinking?

She looks scary. I have a lot of sympathy for her husband. Don't know how she manages to look like a zombie everytime, never seen anyone like her !

If Trump says anything about a woman's looks or appearance, he's a sexist piece of sh*t...but when it comes to a conservative woman, you're allowed to say anything you want.

Nice liberal hypocrisy on display here.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

oakvale nails it.......

No Atlasians included on mine (I made this November 2016 )
POTUS (Not me, but who ideally I'd want as Pres) Bernie Sanders
VP: Tulsi Gabbard
Sec. of Agriculture: Cyndy Coppola (non-politician: she's an independent farmer from IA who's against DAPL)
Sec. of Defense: John McCain
HUD Sec: Cornel West
Treaury Dept: Undersecretary for Terrorism and Financial Analysis: Jeb! Bush
Treasury Dept: Undersecretary for Financial Institutions: Alan Greenspan
Homeland Security: Undersecretary for Science and Technology: Stephen Hawking
Commerce Sec: Nina Turner
NASA Admin: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Energy: Undersecretary of the Environment: Jill Stein
National Park Service Director: Winona LaDuke
Sec. of the Interior: Chase Iron Eyes
EPA Admin: Al Gore
HHS Sec: RoseAnn DeMoro
Sec. of Homeland Security: Raúl Grijalva
Treasury Sec: Ralph Nader
Treasury: Undersecretary for Economic Policy: Jeffrey Sachs
U.S. Trade Representative: Jimmy Carter
SoS: Susan Sarandon
State: Undersecretary for Arms Control and International Security Affairs: Danny Glover
State: Undersecretary for Civilian Security, Democracy, and Human Rights: Rosario Dawson
State: Undersecretary for Political Affairs: Dick van Dyke
State: Undersecretary for Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor: Ajamu Baraka
State: Undersecretary for Political-Military Affairs: Chelsea Manning
State: Undersecretary for Population, Refugee, and Migration: Noam Chomsky
State: Ambassador at-Large and Coordinator for Counterterrorism: John Kasich
State: Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons: Sarah Silverman
State: Ambassador-at-Large for International Religious Freedom: Danny DeVito
US Ambassador to China: Barbara Bush
US Ambassador to Germany: Susan Collins
US Ambassador to Israel: Mary Robinson
US Ambassador to Russia: Amy Goodman
US Ambassador to United Kingdom: Larry Sanders
US Ambassador to NATO: Nikki Haley
US Ambassador to UN Human Rights Council: Harry Belafonte
US Ambassador to Global Women's Issues: Cecile Richards
Advisor to the President: Edward Snowden
Education Sec: June Atkinson
Labor Sec: Robert Reich
Commissioner of Administration for Native Americans: Josh Hutcherson
Attorney General: Roy Cooper
Assistant Attorney General – Civil Rights Division: Josh Stein
Assistant Attorney General – Criminal Division: Dan Blue III
Assistant Attorney General – Tax Division: Beth Wood
Director of Office of Violence Against Women: Linda Coleman
Small Business Administration: Rand Paul
Veterans' Affairs Sec: John McNeil
Labor: Director of the Women's Bureau: Deborah Ross
SCOTUS: Larry Lessig, G.K. Butterfield, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, Patrick Leahy, Elena Kagan, Sonia Sotomayor, Stephen Breyer, Michael Moore, Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Chief Justice)
Senate Majority/Minority Leader: Elizabeth Warren
Senate Majority/Minority Whip: Jeff Merkley
DNC Chair: Keith Ellison
Democratic Leader in the House: Donna Edwards
Democratic Whip in the House: Alma Adams
Speaker (if majority party) of the House: Peter Welch
Chair of the Progressive Caucus: Patricia Schroeder
Chair of ‘Our Revolution’: Zephyr Teachout
Very rough draft

Congratulations you may have literally designed the worst single list of people since the Nuremberg defendants.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

This place was really a Hillary echo chamber last year.

Definitely was. I was relentlessly attacked constantly

Of course, I agree. As I have said many times, this site is nothing but a Borg Collective.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I appreciate it but we didn't really need another thread. The anti-immigration side won the debate in that other thread hands down. That's why Jacobin American had to shut it down like a little baby, because he had no actual rebuttal other than "hur hur you hate browns" and "I don't think your views should even be allowed to be said".

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

OP = HP

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Sometimes even sarcasm is true, you see.

Don't be ridiculous. There was no such thing as racism until Trump started running for President.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Ugh. This is such a feel-good gesture that really accomplishes nothing. It's a feel-good measure that won't help with anything whatsoever.

Yes. As is pretty much all gun control bills that pop up after a tragedy.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Big ups to both the NFL and ESPN for handling things in a way that makes both the left and the right hate them with equal energy.

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You exemplify everything wrong and disgusting about our country.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The judges in this country are totally out of control.

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Failing, obviously. They're hoping that no matter how bad they suck, they can still beat Trump, but that didn't work out for them last year.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The electoral college. It is the only one I voted for. All the other options are bullcrap. You get 270 electoral votes, you win. The end.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Every thought of Obama makes Trump, for all his flaws, look better almost instantly.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's great seeing both parties squirm from some rich guys being investigated for financial crimes.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mueller-probe-appears-to-hit-democratic-powerhouses-too

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

So far it hasnt


The reason this is hurting the NFL is simple:

- there are far more people who stopped watching the NFL because of the protests than people who have started to watch the NFL because of the protest.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

He came to America on a program created by Chuck Schumer called The Diversity VISA.

Thanks, Chuck.

The Diversity Visa predated Chuck Schumer, although it is true that Chuck Schumer sponsored the bill made it permanent. It is actually considered by most conservatives (even white nationalists) to be a worthwhile social experiment.

No more social experiments. Time to rip it to shreds.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

CNN should get off its high horse.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

People thought that Hillary couldn't possibly do worse with white men than Obama did. They were wrong.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I can only imagine how much bloody murder "the resistance" would be yelling if Trump was involved with some pay for play sale of American uranium to Russia.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Surely no poster is as widely ridiculed by people across the political spectrum...
There may be a reason for that. Just saying.