In the meantime he's downloading some album torrents to listen to during it.
Possibly one, if the torrent he's downloading is copyrighted.
Depends if she's underage or not.
Did he actually piss? If so, public urination and public indecency.
Being an employee, couldn't the club get in trouble for not having a liquor license? Plus violating whatever state laws that there are against having alcohol in clubs where people actually strip instead of just dance... would depend on the state.
Possibly public indecency, but I don't think so...
If he paid her, he could get charged with prostitution... but that'd be a tricky one.
Civil infraction for the accident.
Leaving the scene of an accident. The protagonist hasn't yet decided that there's no damage, so he left prematurely.
Possibly violates state masseuse laws.
Most likely violates law... especially if it was paid for.
