The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Kaine for Senate '18]

This racebaiting is silly.  It's quite obvious the Tea Party hates poor people equally, regardless of race or religion.

what are you, filling in for opebo while he's out spreading disease?

[Bacon King]

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I...

Carl...oh excuse me....CARL, do you ever join any threads or do you just create them?

[Paul Kemp]

Humorous for style more than substance.

MITT  ROMNEY  WILL BE THE NOMINEE 2012  I'M WILLING TO PUT $10,000 CASH ON IT  THIS IS HIS TIME HE KNOWS IT.  THE  BAD ECONOMY IS GOING TO GIVE HIM THE NOMINATION. NOW FOR THE GENERAL STAY TUNED.....

[Paul Kemp]

Ag,

 Get a grip on reality.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Many people who know me asked why I would vote against Barack Obama? Was I a racist? Was I a misogynist? No.

My vote isn't against the Barack Obama everyone likes personally, or the man who carried out a mission to kill Osama bin Laden. My vote is against the culture, and the types of people who have the mindset and the attitude and thinking that Barack Obama caters to.

For example...I greatly dislike the hip-hop culture. For heaven's sake...we had a hip-hop star create a music video showing the staged execution of a child. I think to myself...how can this stop? I hate this stuff. It needs to end.

Then I turn on the TV and see this:


"Yo, let's get rid of George Bush and Rock the Vote!"

....that makes me want George Bush even more.

Or I see this:



That's like a poison pill. I am always aggravated by "hand signs" let alone hip-hop music. They're endorsing Obama? That leans me the other way. See what I mean?

When I get aggravated by people who make clear they vote Democrat, that makes me want to vote Republican as a protest towards the types of people that aggravate me.

If teachers and I have a rocky past, and I see the teacher's bashing a Bush or Perry and the unions endorsing Obama, that makes me want to vote Perry.

You understand what I'm trying to say? It's not race...after all...I voted for a black man for Governor of Ohio in 2006 when many other Republicans did not on the basis of race. It's not against the man who killed Osama bin Laden, which, as you may recall made me more supportive of him at the time than many in his own party.

If you have to be nice to someone who is being rude or complaining, does that mean you want to be nice? No. You have to. Why? Because of fear of legal action. Okay so where the problem? Frivolous lawsuits, ambulance chasers, ect. Who do those people cater to? The Democratic Party. Bada-bing...voting Republican.

See? So it's not even that I don't give them the chance, it's that when people I dislike cater to a certain political party, I'm making damn sure I'm not voting for them.

I actually believe this has gone on in politics for many years. Hippies and protesters everywhere...America elects Nixon. Protesters and demonstrations everywhere while rap music fills the airwaves promoting social unrest...America elects George Bush.

Do you see what I'm trying to say?

[King]

Ah, Naso. "I don't hate Obama because he's black. I hate him because he's the kind of person who promotes hip-hop culture."

I guess this means he wouldn't support Keystone Phil either.

[Bacon King]

Maybe if I got really, really stoned, I might understand it all a bit more. As it is, what is Naso really trying to tell me?  I don't know.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Naso votes Republican because he hates hip-hop?

That ain't cool, bro.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Do you still have erectile dysfunction?

[Keystone Phil]

Many people who know me asked why I would vote against Barack Obama? Was I a racist? Was I a misogynist? No.

My vote isn't against the Barack Obama everyone likes personally, or the man who carried out a mission to kill Osama bin Laden. My vote is against the culture, and the types of people who have the mindset and the attitude and thinking that Barack Obama caters to.

For example...I greatly dislike the hip-hop culture. For heaven's sake...we had a hip-hop star create a music video showing the staged execution of a child. I think to myself...how can this stop? I hate this stuff. It needs to end.

Then I turn on the TV and see this:


"Yo, let's get rid of George Bush and Rock the Vote!"

....that makes me want George Bush even more.

Or I see this:



That's like a poison pill. I am always aggravated by "hand signs" let alone hip-hop music. They're endorsing Obama? That leans me the other way. See what I mean?

When I get aggravated by people who make clear they vote Democrat, that makes me want to vote Republican as a protest towards the types of people that aggravate me.

If teachers and I have a rocky past, and I see the teacher's bashing a Bush or Perry and the unions endorsing Obama, that makes me want to vote Perry.

You understand what I'm trying to say? It's not race...after all...I voted for a black man for Governor of Ohio in 2006 when many other Republicans did not on the basis of race. It's not against the man who killed Osama bin Laden, which, as you may recall made me more supportive of him at the time than many in his own party.

If you have to be nice to someone who is being rude or complaining, does that mean you want to be nice? No. You have to. Why? Because of fear of legal action. Okay so where the problem? Frivolous lawsuits, ambulance chasers, ect. Who do those people cater to? The Democratic Party. Bada-bing...voting Republican.

See? So it's not even that I don't give them the chance, it's that when people I dislike cater to a certain political party, I'm making damn sure I'm not voting for them.

I actually believe this has gone on in politics for many years. Hippies and protesters everywhere...America elects Nixon. Protesters and demonstrations everywhere while rap music fills the airwaves promoting social unrest...America elects George Bush.

Do you see what I'm trying to say?

Of course I missed the thread (or was it just one post?)! Damn it.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Was that thread deleted ? I can't access it.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Scenario #9:  Michael has had a long frustrating day
1955- Michael meets friends after school at the local malt shoppe and forgets his troubles.
2011- Michael goes on the internet.  He proceeds to piss and moan and pines for a time that never existed.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Let's try some non-fictional stories:

1955: Elizabeth Eckford, a star student, transfers into Central High School.



Wow, the good old days were swell.

But she was bringing in hip-hop culture!  It wasn't about race!

[KEmperor]

I became a democrat because I am into extreme sports like skateboarding

I think I found the anti-Naso

[Lief 🗽]

1955: Ike sure is a swell President!

2011: 9/11.

[Paul Kemp]

1955:  Marty accidentally interrupts the moment when his parents were supposed to meet each other for the first time.  His mother develops a crush on Marty, and later attempts to seduce him with alcohol.  His nerdy father punches the school bully in the face.

2015:  There are hover boards and flying cars and sh**t, and people dress like it's the '80s.  Marty's wife is a MILF.

[TheDeadFlagBlues]

1955- John is black, he tries to go to school with white people. He gets lynched.
2011- John is black, he tries to go to school with white people. Naso makes a racist thread on an internet forum.

[King]

Can we just merge that entire thread with this one?

[courts]

Did Naso really not go to a physical high school? That might account for his not knowing squat about history or schools, but apparantly knowing a whole lot about old 80s tv shows and movies.

Naso was home schooled on his computer.

I remember he blocked me on AIM for a short period when I asked him if his high school had won its homecoming fantasy football game.

Hardly the best reply on that thread though.. Amazingly, Kal beat me to that one. And it was by Ben!

[Paul Kemp]

Do you still have erectile dysfunction?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Beat ya on that one.

Do you still have erectile dysfunction?

[Paul Kemp]

Beat ya on that one.

Do you still have erectile dysfunction?

[Paul Kemp]

I doubt he'll be running this year.

He should start off with walking and build his endurance  from there. If he's ready, jogging in summer 2012.  Then maybe by 2016 he'll be in good shape to make a serious run.

[opebo]

Beat ya on that one.

Do you still have erectile dysfunction?

Reminds me of a similar joke I made years ago, simply by posting a picture of a Viagra packet.