The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[Lief 🗽]

Uh, language, please?  School kids may read this thread...

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And, yes, school has started for the Oklahoma City School District (August 1).

[Lambsbread]

You better hope Obama wins.... Romney would approve your extradition to Thailand to face stalking charges

[Lambsbread]

Context:

I watched Aladdin quite recently and they said this several times. Old Disney movies are cringe-inducingly racist.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

My current running theory is that Obama and Romney are actually the same person.  That one person is the same trickster god Joseph Campbell used to tell stories about.  The god wore a hat that was colored differently on different sides, and walked back and forth through the village and had everybody confused about who he was, and when the villagers came to blows over his real identity and were brought before the judge, the trickster god showed up, laughed at everyone, and confessed, saying: "spreading strife is my greatest joy."  So, I'm hoping for a razor-thin election night, lasting until the wee hours of the morning, leaving everybody mad and exhausted and accusing one another of high treason, and when a winner is finally declared, the concession speech and acceptance speech will actually be the same one event, and the one guy who has played the part of both Romney and Obama, wearing a hat with a corporate logo on one side and a community organizer logo on the other, will saunter up to the podium, point at the audience smartly, and say: "made ya look!"

[Lambsbread]

What's your beef with immigrants?

My uncle (auto-mechanic) lost job because of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik&feature=related

[SPC]

Opebo has grown on me

Talk about being duped.

[dead0man]

I think there is a pill for that.

[Lambsbread]

I think there is a pill for that.

[Lief 🗽]

So, what will the Romney camp do with all this money ?

Based off past experience, my guess would be: use it to leverage the campaign into record levels of debt, pay themselves some obscenely large salaries, park a ton of of cash in off-shore tax shelters, and then walk away whistling with their hands in the pockets while the campaign crashes and burns behind them before declaring bankruptcy?

[Joe Republic]

Vice President - Atheist2006 (D-DE)

Secretary of State - t_host1 (O-AR)
Secretary of the Treasury - Wonkish1 (R-WI)
Secretary of Defense - CaDan (?-??)
Attorney General - WhyteRain (?-??)
Secretary of the Interior - BigSkyBob (R-MT)
Secretary of Commerce - Landslide Lyndon/px75 (I-GR)
Secretary of Labor - Krazen (R-PA)
Secretary of Heath and Human Services - TheGlobalizer (I-NM)
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development - milhouse24 (?-??)
Secretary of Transportation - thrillr111 (D-OH)
Secretary of Education - Vermin Supreme (O-AU)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - ModernBourbon Democrat (L-PL)
Secretary of Homeland Security - nhmagic (R-NH)

Chief of Staff - Politico (?-??)
UN Ambassador - NY Jew - (R-NY)
Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisers - Bandit (G-KY)

[Antonio the Sixth]

Don't know if it was intentional, but...

Ross Perot and Ron Paul in any election. Regan was the last time I felt good about voting.

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[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Don't know if it was intentional, but...

Ross Perot and Ron Paul in any election. Regan was the last time I felt good about voting.

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It's looking as if JoeBlow is a spambot.

[Landslide Lyndon]

Don't know if it was intentional, but...

Ross Perot and Ron Paul in any election. Regan was the last time I felt good about voting.

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It's looking as if JoeBlow is a spambot.

Imagine him having an argument with t_host1.

[Platypus]

Who cares, the summer games blow.

No reason to be bitter because the London weather has been more suitable for the Winter Olympics than Vancouver's was two years ago.

[Lambsbread]

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Interesting choice

[Ebowed]

The problem with Republicans and Jewish voters is that there are little nuggets of things the two agree on amidst a slew of things they generally do not. It's like having a giant bowl of Lucky Charms. The hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and dubloons are Israel. The bland, packing material-like cereal filler is everything else. Mitt can try to waste time digging through to find all the marshmallow bits and put them all in a bowl, but if he eats them, it won't be enough to make a meal out of and he'll probably get diabetes.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

This will probably be really stupid especially since I can't stand the unfunny fat Greek guy but I'll probably see it.

And I thought we were friends. 

He probably meant px75.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.

[Yelnoc]

I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.

What makes this funny?

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.

What makes this funny?

It's a Republican primary..

[Keystone Phil]

I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.

What makes this funny?

It's a Republican primary..

Wisconsin has an open primary, ham head.

[Politico]

I don't buy these numbers. Too many Democrats sampled.

What makes this funny?

It's a Republican primary..

Wisconsin has an open primary, ham head.

[Holmes]

Can we not suspend reality for 5 seconds so that we can all laugh at the poll-crazed hacks on the site? No? I guess not.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

My boyfriend is gay.

[Bacon King]

After 5 years here I don't understand how y'all tell each other apart to compile these lists. I still think every Dem poster from Washington State is the same person who I view fondly.