When you knew Trump would win...

[Tetro Kornbluth]

First I drank. Then I went to the microphone to announce the rest of the audience at the grad watch party (who were still in denial mode) that T***p was going to win and that they'd better start dealing with it. Then I drank. Then I pestered a bunch of friends with incoherent rants about how nothing makes sense anymore. Then I drank. Then I threw up and had to be driven back home.

...yeah, I'm not proud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aegU-_LGBak&list=PLx2P3rFQIlRMcFfUPvteRGTDlsb3TEfl8

EDIT: Also, this seems relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rXtuuUpBe0

[Tetro Kornbluth]

First I drank. Then I went to the microphone to announce the rest of the audience at the grad watch party (who were still in denial mode) that T***p was going to win and that they'd better start dealing with it. Then I drank. Then I pestered a bunch of friends with incoherent rants about how nothing makes sense anymore. Then I drank. Then I threw up and had to be driven back home.

...yeah, I'm not proud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aegU-_LGBak&list=PLx2P3rFQIlRMcFfUPvteRGTDlsb3TEfl8

EDIT: Also, this seems relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rXtuuUpBe0

I won't say that my rants made more sense than this guy's, but at least mine had genuine emotion in them.

This is truly, truly a terrible take.