Ninth Post a Picture of Yourself thread (aka creepfest '09)

[minionofmidas]

too many posts here; too little pictures.. more pictures, sexy pictures, please.

Okay.

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You the guy in the newspaper, right?

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Oh, God. Tweed has entered the "Latino Gangsta" phase. When will it end?

In the Dirty Old Man phase, 60 years from now.

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Wait, Sensei, what the heck are you holding in that picture?  A spatula?

I think that's his chin he's holding.

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Welcome to the forum, Carmen!

Oh yah, and your parents have no taste in girls' names.

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If by German you mean one of those old Germanic German womens' names, yeah most of them don't sound too great.
There aren't too many, of course - all the really supercommon traditional German womens' names are Hebrew or Latin in origin. So it really becomes a matter of German spelling and/or pronounciation, not really of a "German name".

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Max, when you have a children, assuming you're straight, you'll understand.

You didn't have much work to do during those last nine months, but you will for the next 25 years, so...

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Jeff congrats man, had no idea.

He did mention on here that Plant City Rebel was pregnant again, at some point during the election campaign, but it had completely slipped my mind... perhaps understandable given that neither of them is hardly ever on here anymore.
At least I remembered that when I saw the picture.

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I was going to say "wow, you look VERY young", but then it struck me that you're the blond.

RIP Brady. You were a beauty. It's a shame we never met.

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RIP Brady. You were a beauty. It's a shame we never met.

I thought your thing was rabbits, not cats.

No, I love cats too. I love just about any vertebrate walking the sidewalks and parks of cities without a leash on.

Rabbits are just something of a forum trademark.

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No, I love cats too. I love just about any vertebrate walking the sidewalks and parks of cities without a leash on.

I guess I won't be too popular with you when I tell you that I hit a leash-less dog at about 55 mph a few days ago.

Depends.

Any dog less than half or more than twice the height of a wolf, any dog with long or really short hair, and any dog without a tail - feel free to use any opportunity to kill them.

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OH MY GOD ITS OPEBO

Thanks for quoting, for posterity.

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So bored.

Your picture taking abilites suck Peter.
I mean, in every one, you either look evil, demented, or mad. In this one, it is a unique combination of all three.

Yeah, for once you got it just right.

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Holy crap that got by me at first.

Duke probably still thinks he's slept with a woman once.

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*hoping Ig will defeat David Cameron at Witney at the next general election*

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Sam Spade?

Sam Spade is a black?

You didn't know that?

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Sam Spade?

Sam Spade is a black?

You didn't know that?

I can't quite get my little mind around the idea of a Scotch Irish dude being black.

"Scotch Irish" is just the pc term for an African-American suffering from vitiligo. You will notice there is no people called "Scotch Irish" in Scotland, Ireland, or any other White European country.

[minionofmidas]

Sam Spade?

Sam Spade is a black?

You didn't know that?

I can't quite get my little mind around the idea of a Scotch Irish dude being black.

"Scotch Irish" is just the pc term for an African-American suffering from vitiligo. You will notice there is no people called "Scotch Irish" in Scotland, Ireland, or any other White European country.

So, where's my affirmative action? 

See how full of self-loathing he is?

We're just calling a spade a spade, sam. You're not exactly black as a spade, but you have negritude in spades.

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God help the human race.

Why? What has it done to deserve it?

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Look like Igg's beat you to it.

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Looks like your skin's built up a good "base", Mike - doubly impressive for a ginger guy, apparently! I just burn in the sun, no matter what I try

Well, I burn...but the red eventually turns tan. Plus, I occasionally use self-tanner which (unlike John Kerry) I know how to correctly apply. Yeah...I haven't had my hair cut since February, and I notice that more people seem to like it this way.

I am a bit curious as to what he means by "aged 10 yrs", aged 10 yrs since what?

Since the last pics.

That's a week of beard? Looks like 36 hours to me... or 60 minutes if you're German football legend Ulf Kirsten, the only man known to enter a football pitch cleanshaven and leave it with a stubble beard.



Gillette or Wilkinson once had an ad campaign showing him shaving just before kickoff and again during halftime.

[minionofmidas]

Sexy picture

That your girlfriend?

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Me with my grandfather. He looks a little weird in the face, but that's the way it is now. Actually, I do too.

And here's one for mitty's collection of awkward family pics. My grandfather with all live descendants.

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What's that iguana behind you in the first picture?

Good question. It's fake, and lives in my uncle's garden shack. I noticed it too when I was there, but I didn't ask why it was there or where it came from.

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Lewis you have a handsome family (and you yourself exude a sturdy Neanderthalish attractive masculinity)!  But it is interesting to me that so many of you Germans are Longhairs.  I think that is still rare in the US, is it not?  Anyone?  I haven't been back in a while. 

Last I was there everyone, as had been the case for years, was close-shorn to the point of dull anonymity.   Of course I like a medium-length coiffure.

Meh. That longhaired uncle of mine is wearing his hair as long as it hasn't been for 25 years right now. And it was close-shorn for 18 or 20 of those 25 years.

Has to do something with his changing lines of work, actually. Midlife crisis / second youth after divorce and bankruptcy element in there as well. (He used to co-own a Getränkemarkt - a Getränkemarkt is a store that sells alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, en gros and en detail, and also does deliveries. Now he tends the sheep and the website at a medieval living history park.)

Ok boys, this is what an OLD looks like.....lol

Well, you still have a full head of hair GM, so that puts you "ahead" of me.

So does my grandfather - as shown above - and he's 84. GM doesn't look like he's 84.

Hey, that's not so bad.  When you can touch your toes with your left nipple, then you can start to worry.

I can touch my left nipple with my toes, does that count?