The Comedy Goldmine

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  Here at atlas they never did get around to building a closet, citing a shortage in doors.

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Joe Biden was in favor of parking down the street, but Hillary opposed it.

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There's always a brother, isn't there?

Thread deleted, explain?

Actually, it's from the mod cave and refers to a usual first defense of a puppetmaster as to why that sock we found isn't really them, honest it isn't.

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Still a better person than Dom Imus.

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Been reading thru old threads on U.S. General now that I'm a mod there now to see if there's anything that needs deleting or moving to another board.  Came across this old gem discussing the post of Senate Majority Leader that displays the perils of making predictions.

Santorum will run after Frist retires (in 2006) and yes the GOP will still have a majority in the Senate.

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RIP BRTD

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The Obama solution.

No, the Stonewall solution.

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That you for sharing that comedy nugget.

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It's good to see couples uphold the sacred tradition of heterosexual marriage with all those 'gay marriages' going on these days.

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Maybe the cop's daughter is on a rival dance team?

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Speaking of Mandela's funeral:

Is WBC coming?

No, but I'm sure Uganda will send a delegation, so it will just about be the same thing.

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I printed out this thread and made it into my own personal paper air force. But who to attack?

You should fly them into China's newly declared air defense zone in the East China Sea without submitting a flight plan, thus sparking an international incident between China and Australia.  Then wait for the fun to begin.

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This thread gets hilarious in the last two pages - https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=184274.0

The hilarity has been largely deleted as a flamewar which both sides lost.

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That one was more comedy silver or bronze.  Still valuable, but not gold.

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Overall, it seems I have a pretty good chance to survive a nuclear war, though shopping possibilities might be seriously constrained afterwards...

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Millenial parents like "adalynn" because it sounds like "ritalin"

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Like Obama, Christie is the yeast in the brew of his governance.

That reminds me. Yall do know that alcohol is yeast poop, don't you?

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Same thread, different post:

Hifly and JCL must be devestated.

If only these activist judges had been educated at Oxford.

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Unfortunately our capitalist society does not allow for one to go 15 hours out of their way to drive Snowstalker to a wedding, as such an act may offend the powers that be.

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Because if there's one thing everyone associates with the Confederacy, it's freedom.

And winning!

No one expects the Spanish In...ARMY OF NORTHERN VIRGINIA.  If there's one...two things everyone associates with the Confederacy, its freedom and...freedom and winning.

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It gets better:

Proven wrong

Um, no. Proven right.

Please go on you two. A debate between two Atlas intellectual heavyweights should be truly awe-inspiring.

Winner gets an Oxford scholarship.

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So, did the fiscal conservatives invade the social conservatives??

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From the thread Lindsey Graham: Why is what's happening in Ukraine now happening? Benghazi!  The first post was goldmine worthy already and the reply makes it doubly so.

"Show me on the doll where Benghazi touched you"

*somberly points to heart and sheds a single tear for America's freedom*

(Harumph!  Ninjaed because I paused for commentary.)

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unless the media were to turn upon [Obama], and that is deeply unlikely.

Uh.

They've turned upon him since 2008.

Yup you're right.  My God MSMBC has just turn into a GOP lapdog... kinda sickening isn't it?

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Family Circus is a great comic strip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-coLK8q2ZD0&feature=player_detailpage#t=70

That was a real shot in the arm.