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Filuwaúrdjan
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« on: May 06, 2008, 05:56:34 PM »
BREAKING NEWS
Former Massachusetts Governer and One Time Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney has shot himself about three hours ago, his office has confirmed.
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 05:57:45 PM »
« Edited: May 06, 2008, 05:59:22 PM by Confused Tree »
It appears that he had had an affair with his dog
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 05:58:30 PM »
Quote from: Confused Tree on May 06, 2008, 05:56:34 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Former Massachusetts Governer and One Time Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney has shot himself about three hours ago, his office has confirmed.

Nothing on the news?
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 05:59:47 PM »
Quote from: J. J. on May 06, 2008, 05:58:30 PM
Quote from: Confused Tree on May 06, 2008, 05:56:34 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Former Massachusetts Governer and One Time Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney has shot himself about three hours ago, his office has confirmed.

Nothing on the news?

Um. Yes. On. Er...

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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 06:01:54 PM »
You're extremely unfunny.
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2008, 06:02:03 PM »
I just saw the pics on the internet. Rigor Mortis has set in but his hair still looks damn good.
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2008, 06:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Reluctant Republican on May 06, 2008, 06:02:03 PM
I just saw the pics on the internet. Rigor Mortis has set in but his hair still looks damn good.

I hear that it's actually a wig
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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2008, 06:06:12 PM »
Fail
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2008, 06:07:01 PM »

Intentional!
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2008, 06:10:16 PM »
Remember Al, you're only allowed to put "Romney supporters: yes" in your sig if Winfield and fezzyfestoon provide the desired responses.
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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2008, 06:22:54 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2008, 07:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Confused Tree on May 06, 2008, 05:56:34 PM
has shot himself about three hours ago

Terrible grammar.
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2008, 07:09:51 PM »


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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2008, 09:21:06 PM »
I thought it was pretty funny.
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« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2008, 10:50:03 PM »
That's one handsome corpse.
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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2008, 09:53:39 PM »
Yet I accidentally create a new topic for a poll that already existed, adding 1 extra topic to the board, and I get yelled at like I just stabbed somebody's mother and shot her dog on live TV.
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