An Olawakandi Center for Burn Victims

[P. Clodius Pulcher did nothing wrong]

My IQ is 138, how high is yours?

Let me guess, Little Lear is nine inches, too.

Like I haven’t heard that one before.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

How many FF voters are using a Wi-Fi connection to post that?

You supported a candidate who tried to blame mass shootings on video games.

Lmao.

I am not above confessing to getting burned. I don't need any skin grafts for this particular one though.

[Badger]

How many FF voters are using a Wi-Fi connection to post that?

You supported a candidate who tried to blame mass shootings on video games.

Lmao.

I am not above confessing to getting burned. I don't need any skin grafts for this particular one though.

Look closer.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

How many FF voters are using a Wi-Fi connection to post that?

You supported a candidate who tried to blame mass shootings on video games.

Lmao.

I am not above confessing to getting burned. I don't need any skin grafts for this particular one though.

Look closer.

I did. Just a little blister. I put a band-aid on it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Which "racism" are you talking about ?

Reported for showing a 12-year-old Korean girl.

(or is she 20 ?)

Very hard to tell when it comes to these East-Asian chicks ...

I have to assume that Tender was being sarcastic, because the irony of asking "which racism are you talking about?" and then stereotyping "East-Asian chicks" is a bit too obvious.

I believe Tender once got in trouble for the exact offense listed.

Would you fascists stop with this character assasination?

You're talking about a guy whose views of non-whites swing from terrorist rapists to sexual objects, with no middle ground. So nah.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

This might well be his "Closing GITMO".

Quite sad, but atleast he tried.

How does it make you feel that there are so many transgender people who can make it but you washed out?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I don't see what the big deal is. Some parts of Africa are not places you want to live. Even some parts of the U.S. are horrible. Stop overprojecting. He slightly has a point. Everywhere has crapholes.

Of course someone from New Jersey would say that.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'll check myself in

At the risk of being called a creep/sexist/subhuman mongrel

I was here first. Begone.

You certainly have a way with the ladies, Kal.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I wonder why he only posts on Saturdays...

And I wonder why you keep starting these threads on weekdays?

[Santander]

I don't know why Gary Trauner didn't run against Liz Cheney instead of Barrasso. At least then he'd have a 0.000001% chance instead of a 0% chance.

Every Senate race needs a Democrat.

I'll never understand why some American races have people running unopposed. If you look at say the UK, they have all of their districts (minus the one for the speaker and the 18 Northern Irish seats) with at least 1 Labour, 1 tory and 1 lib dem candidate. And they have more districts than the US (650 for the House of Commons compared to 435 for the US House of reps)

Now, the US are a larger country so it's more expensive (then again the Democrats and Republicans are larger than Labour/Conservatives). But still, how hard is it to get "just some dude (D)" or "Literally anyone (R)" on the ballot?

Even if they run no campaign, at least giving the option to vote for someone else should good enough

That's why I said that I would file to run for TN-5 if I were 25.  I imagine that, without doing anything, I could probably get 30% of the vote by virtue of having a R next to my name.  If Cooper were to have some big scandal, then I would be an insurance policy.  But, unfortunately, it's not 2021 yet.

Whereas if you worked hard to introduce yourself to voters, you would likely get under 20%.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Better than Kal's signature.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Please don’t post pictures of banned posters.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Context:

I hope not. He’s a blatant carpetbagger describing himself as a “patriotic millionaire”.

Imagine saying this without even the slightest hint of irony while stanning for Sara Jacobs of all people.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You're one lucky bastard, RINOTom.

Oh please, I would consider myself very unlucky if I had a skinny blonde girl wrapped around my arm.

I consider myself unlucky everytime I use Atlas in public because of your signature.

All apologies on my part.

Eh, your signature isn't as bad as Turkisblau's one. At least the girls in your signature have clothes on.

Are you scared of shirtless men? Do you go to the toilet stall to change in the locker room, nerd?

[Coolface Sock #42069]

She could have gone to Standing Rock, but I guess that would have been too much effort.

Is Warren a corrupt DNC shill now?

[Sirius_]

Trolls at least attempt to be funny

[AtorBoltox]

Reaganfan is a worthless piece of s**t and should be banned.

I can't see how you can post things like this and be a fair moderator.

I think it is fair to nazis to call them worthless. Unfortunately for your team this isn't 4chan and there are rules against hate speech.

If you have an example of my unfair moderation you are free to present it but I suspect you're just bitterly griping about me having called you out for hypocrisy in the past.

I have no idea what 4chan is. 

To call Nazis "my team" is slanderous.  Get that straight.  That's beyond "calling out hypocrisy", real or imagined.

Right now I'm griping about you slandering me.  I can't imagine folks resorting to this are fit to moderate on any legitimate forum.

Your team is of course the Republican party, the party of pedophilia and thinly veiled fascism. I understand that you are proud to be on a team with Mike Naso, who thinks big-nosed Jews are the enemy. That's your team and unlike Jews you chose yours voluntarily. 

Again, if all you got is some snowflake tears about how I hurt your feelings I suggest you move on. If you have an example of where I made moderator decisions that were wrong, feel free to bring them up. But I can't help noticing that you still are not.

For someone who enthustiastically backs a president who brags about sexual assault, slanders his opponents in the crudest terms and says constitutional rights are only cared for but stupid people, you really do set very high standards for unpaid moderators on obscure internet forums. Sort of curious, one might think. Almost as if you're a hypocrite who completely lacks principles.

[Atlas Force]

I would rail Conor all night, like seriously look

Please don't be that profane here.

The epitome of class is lecturing us about being "profane" now?

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Maybe Nevada Democrats shouldn't have made up all those lies about chair throwing Bernie supporters chanting "English only" and infiltrating unions?

Our own Joe Republic was at that convention and confirmed everything that has been reported about the Sanders hooligans.
But jfern from his San Francisco basement denies everything, so we should totally believe him because something something, evil establishment, something something.

P.S. Go seek professional help.

Just get a room and screw yourselves and let the adults talk politics.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Idiocy on both sides (legislature, and this particular legislator) continues. As Democrats are much more active on "anti-predator" front, i expect some more party switches to Republican party.. And i hope "sexual harrassment" idiocy will never touch Russia))))

Nah, the country of legalised domestic violence and gay bashing will never hold predators to account.

Yes. And 95% of Russian women will agree with that. THAT's what most important, not what some in the West think about it. We can live with that easily.. Despite all existing problems our women prefer men behaving as men always did in Russia, and want their attention...

Jesus Christ dude...


People like you claim, but really really really really rarely ever actually know what women want. And chalking it up to Russian nationalism isn't even deeper dive.

Hey honey, you like working here and don't mind a little grab ass right? Hey! I'm talking to you!! Don't walk away from me!

F****** pathetic

[Sirius_]

Kids need socialization, helps people function properly in the real world as adults.

Guess you were homeschooled, then?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Turns out good people don't like sh**tty human beings ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is supposed to be a thread about DC Conservatives, not a story about why you're single.

Brutal!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Just as obnoxious as this fellow.

[Atlas Force]

This was already posted in the Atlas Hilarity thread, so...

A LimoLiberal phone-banking story

Voter: Hello?
LimoLiberal: Good evening ma'm, do you have a moment to talk about the ongoing Congressional special election and why Lamb is the best candidate for your district?
Voter: Well, sure, for a minute anyway.
LimoLiberal: Lamb has only been leading in one poll, so I doubt he can win.
Voter: Wait, what?
LimoLiberal: Especially after the Texas primary completely blew up the wave narrative, Saccone is unfortunately going to win.
Voter: Aren't you supposed to be convincing me to vote for Lamb?
LimoLiberal: I am. Just because I don't believe Democrats are getting a wave in 2018 doesn't mean I'm not trying to convince you to vote for Lamb.
Voter: Ok, I have to go. Take care, or something...
LimoLiberal: Alright, just FYI though, tomorrow morning, Gravis is going to release a poll showing a total collapse for Lamb, but it's important you go to vote for him.

hangs up

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Social engineering doesn't work anymore.

There needs to be a balance.

What does this dog whistle even mean?

We are all equal.

This is what all of us being equal looks like...