Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I didn't accuse you of taking anything out of context; I merely implied that you are insane.

[King]

I didn't accuse you of taking anything out of context; I merely implied that you are insane.

A class debate line right up there with "I knew Jack Kennedy..." by "Lolyd Beinstein"

[minionofmidas]

I didn't accuse you of taking anything out of context; I merely implied that you are insane.

Yeah, I grinned too.

[Mechaman]

The latest from everyone's favorite sock:

'Victims of homophobia'?  Hilarious.  How were these gays victimized in any way?  Because no one wanted to play soccer with them?  Well cry me a river.  If you ask me, the gays ought to be more respectful of their religion instead of being so concerned about playing a gay game like soccer.

Why should they be respectful to your fairy tales?

Wow, you're so edgy!  I've never heard religion mocked in that manner before.  You are truly on the cutting edge, with your free thinking and your yellow avatar.   These guys didn't do anything wrong ... all they did was commit homophobia ... yes, homophobia, the worst crime in the world.  It's not like they refused to play soccer with them, then bombed the stadium they were playing at.  What ever happened to freedom of association?  Basically what you're implying is that they should be forced to play soccer with these nancy-boys, their personal beliefs be damned.  Some libertarian you are.

This post made me cry laughing at the bolded parts.

[Bacon King]

First off, to cal Bill Brenner a respectable attorney is laughable. Brenner should be in a mental hospital and the only reason he exists is because he lives off of his mother's money. Ask anybody in Sullivan county about Bill Brenner and they will immediately drop to the ground laughing hysterically. He has been booted as an atty by the bar several times. His so called tax business caters to the very poor and they are even going elsewhere. I am looking forward to attending his funeral and taking a piss on his grave as the man has done nothing but cause many people grief due to his stupidity. Clearly his mother paid somebody to take the bar exam for him so "dollar bill" could at least have some standing in society. All the artsy and judges in Sullivan county think he is a complete moron.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

On Hannah Arendt:

The shiteforbrains nazi philosopher's shiteforbrains fangirl pet.

[Хahar 🤔]

In relation to straw0man's asking "Cite?" for everything:

Einzige.

And I really do mean that.

Is it the insanity, the ignorance or the unwarranted anger that impresses you so?

I was thinking his raving anti-statism.

There are a lot of anti-statists here that aren't insane, ignorant and angry.

Cite?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Anyone with any understanding of history or politics knows that this is untrue.

Hitler taking away guns, giving money to unmarried women like welfare, having big government such as national socialist health care and education systems and accusing opponents of as "conservative reactionaries" is just false, right?

Don't forget even Woodrow Wilson and FDR were admired by Mussolini and Hitler especially his New Deal policies.

But some liberal idiots just don't want to admit it!

You're an idiot.

Once again you tried to appear intelligent by using terms you don't understand and out of context. Once again, you failed.

First of all: fascism cannot be tied to typical right-left spectrum.

Second of all: Interventionist policies doesn't make Hitler left-wing, because economic affairs are not everything. Using the same thinking you can make Francisco Franco "a leftist".

Third of all: A man, who don';t know the definition of dictatorship is a moron.

Fourth of all: A man who's trying to impose modern terms on very, very, very diffrent story is a moron

Fifth of all: This man is you

[Mechaman]

Lief on who he would vote for if he lived in New Jersey:

Corzine, of course. The forces of evil must be defeated.

[minionofmidas]

In relation to straw0man's asking "Cite?" for everything:

Einzige.

And I really do mean that.

Is it the insanity, the ignorance or the unwarranted anger that impresses you so?

I was thinking his raving anti-statism.

There are a lot of anti-statists here that aren't insane, ignorant and angry.

Cite?

You're actually reading too much into my statement. I just couldn't think of a single one (that I would consider an actual anti-statist). SPC might not be particularly angry and only borderline insane, but if he's not ignorant, no one is. Etc.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Th pill makes women like boyish men

This would explain some things...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Any idea what Hitler's stance on campaign finance reform, global warming and stem-cell research were?

I dont know that, there's gonna be another thread about how Hitler was an environmentalist.

Funny due to the extreme example of:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint

[Sewer]

Here's a rather crude, but accurate way to assess the New Jersy Gubenatorial election.

Imagine the voters as a rather plain girl who is going to a dance on Friday night with her girl friends.

She makes a bet for more money than she can afford that she will make it with a guy that night.

Only three guys show any significant interest in her.

One has money, a beard, and several types of VD.

A second is fat, dull and plain himself.

A third is a poor little nerd who lives with his mommy and rides a bike.

She really doesn't want any of them, but cannot afford to lose the bet.

So, guess who she (reluctantly) goes to bed with?

[Sewer]

Though there is a politrickal aspect to opposing Scientology, it's usually irrational hate.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Dude, your over 26

I used to be near 30.  I still post more than a lot of people, but I post a lot less now than I did a year ago.

This number would be dramatically lower if adjusted for posts of any quality.

[Sensei]

Here's a rather crude, but accurate way to assess the New Jersy Gubenatorial election.

Imagine the voters as a rather plain girl who is going to a dance on Friday night with her girl friends.

She makes a bet for more money than she can afford that she will make it with a guy that night.

Only three guys show any significant interest in her.

One has money, a beard, and several types of VD.

A second is fat, dull and plain himself.

A third is a poor little nerd who lives with his mommy and rides a bike.

She really doesn't want any of them, but cannot afford to lose the bet.

So, guess who she (reluctantly) goes to bed with?

I don't know what's funnier. A) That CARLHAYDEN made an actual funny. B) That CARLHAYDEN talks like he's from the 50s.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The whole post is kind of funny, but the bolded in particular brings it out:

Did anyone even follow the link I provided? The music Adam has done so far is simply amazing. He also has a hit single called "Want", available in a Walmart near you!

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Hey might as well have high standards if you cant get any in the first place.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Democrats:
Evan Bayh
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
John F. Kennedy
Franklin Roosevelt
Brad Ellsworth
Jim Shellinger
Rod Blagojevich
Albert Gore

[tmthforu94]

Democrats:
Evan Bayh
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
John F. Kennedy
Franklin Roosevelt
Brad Ellsworth
Jim Shellinger
Rod Blagojevich
Albert Gore

More of a personal thing, since I've met him before, and he seemed really down to earth.

[Psychic Octopus]

Democrats:
Evan Bayh
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
John F. Kennedy
Franklin Roosevelt
Brad Ellsworth
Jim Shellinger
Rod Blagojevich
Albert Gore

More of a personal thing, since I've met him before, and he seemed really down to earth.

Oh cool. I've met Ahnuld and Congressman Jerry McNerney before, but meeting Blago would be fun!

[tmthforu94]

Yeah.
Once the 2010 elections draw closer, I'll be sporting another Rick Perry signature. My family goes back with him. My parents went to church with him, and they had a little weekly bible study together. Then my older brother went to college with Rick's son. Not sure which one though...
So yeah, I'm pretty much forced to support Perry, even though I like Hutchison a lot!

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

Yeah.
Once the 2010 elections draw closer, I'll be sporting another Rick Perry signature. My family goes back with him. My parents went to church with him, and they had a little weekly bible study together. Then my older brother went to college with Rick's son. Not sure which one though...
So yeah, I'm pretty much forced to support Perry, even though I like Hutchison a lot!

Now it makes sense cuase I knew you liked Hutchinson and so the Perry signature seemed weird.

[tmthforu94]

Yeah.
Once the 2010 elections draw closer, I'll be sporting another Rick Perry signature. My family goes back with him. My parents went to church with him, and they had a little weekly bible study together. Then my older brother went to college with Rick's son. Not sure which one though...
So yeah, I'm pretty much forced to support Perry, even though I like Hutchison a lot!

Now it makes sense cuase I knew you liked Hutchinson and so the Perry signature seemed weird.

Yeah, she was my signature for a while! My Dad had a cow when he saw that. He no longer likes Hutchison since she's challenging Perry.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

Yeah.
Once the 2010 elections draw closer, I'll be sporting another Rick Perry signature. My family goes back with him. My parents went to church with him, and they had a little weekly bible study together. Then my older brother went to college with Rick's son. Not sure which one though...
So yeah, I'm pretty much forced to support Perry, even though I like Hutchison a lot!

Now it makes sense cuase I knew you liked Hutchinson and so the Perry signature seemed weird.

^^^^