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« on: September 18, 2012, 07:19:20 PM »
 this thread.
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 12:09:49 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2012, 09:05:06 AM »
Quote from: Senator Franzl on October 30, 2012, 09:04:35 AM

So how are you counting controversial ones like 2000 and 1876? Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2013, 03:55:05 PM »
Quote from: Grumps on January 20, 2013, 03:44:36 PM
Quote from: Say, Say You'll Stay on January 20, 2013, 03:42:10 PM
Quote from: Grumps on January 20, 2013, 02:30:19 PM
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Quote from: Senator Duke on January 20, 2013, 12:56:33 PM
Depends. Are you still confused about your sexuality? Having lady troubles? Things we could actual comment on? Just don't make it like Memphis's Tongue

Well, I just got dumped a couple weeks ago and now have a girlfriend who lives in Texas if that counts for anything

Uh oh, you're Manti Te'O, Jr. now?

Are you calling me a brown?

If you have a girlfriend in TX and you have never met her, I'm calling  you a dumb.
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2013, 02:48:54 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 02:01:11 AM »
Quote from: shua on January 25, 2013, 01:59:04 AM
out of all of them, which would you say is your best?
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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2013, 06:37:11 PM »
Quote from: opebo on January 27, 2013, 04:23:27 PM
Quote from: Snowstalker on January 27, 2013, 12:34:04 PM
"Somebody is going to eat my p*ssy or I’m going to cut your ing throat."

Really more apropos than E pluribus Unum or In God We Trust, n'est-ce pas?
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2013, 05:39:08 PM »
Was conveniently posted directly into the goldmine, but I will make it official.
Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on January 28, 2013, 02:27:39 PM
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Quote from: TheDeadFlagBlues on May 13, 2011, 01:13:31 AM
A new SUSA poll shows these awful numbers for Christie:

Do you approve or disapprove of the job Chris Christie is doing as Governor?
Approve 38%
Disapprove 56%

Should Governor Chris Christie run for President of the United States in 2012? Not run for President? Or do you not know enough to say?
Should Run 15%
Should Not 73%

Compared to Barack Obama, would Christie be a better President? A worse President? Or would he be about the same?
Better 29%
Worse 53%
About The Same 14%

Compared to George W. Bush, would Christie be a better President? A worse President? Or would he be about the same?
Better 25%
Worse 30%
About The Same 32%

http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=5ef5275c-3166-493d-aecb-3d856c8705a5

I have a map in progress showing the ability of state governors to get good results for themselves. This looks like an outlier, and it is hard to see how Christie could suddenly become as unpopular as Scott, Kasich, Walker, or Snyder.
Exactly.  This is why I don't trust SurveyUSA polls in the first place.  Their first poll of Christie's approval had him underwater by  33-63% margin, if I remember correctly.
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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 07:51:24 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2013, 02:32:09 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2013, 01:30:29 AM »
Quote from: Paul Kemp on February 10, 2013, 03:15:13 PM
Quote from: angus on February 09, 2013, 09:56:20 PM
Quote from: Jack Enderman on February 09, 2013, 09:13:33 PM
Isn't it odd that Atlas Forum and Atlas Shrugged have the same first title?

Oh, wow.  Come to think of it, so do Unibomber and Univision.  We should call the FBI.


Angus' post was good, but I thought there was some(admittedly less thoughtful) good comedy in the original post. What the hell is a "first title"?
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« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2013, 09:36:16 PM »
Quote from: Lief on February 12, 2013, 06:06:01 PM
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Quote from: Lief on February 12, 2013, 01:39:42 PM
lol, identifying someone as a terrorist is very different from pulling someone over because they're black or whatever. I mean, I'm somewhat sympathetic to the anti-drone camp, but their arguments are just so mind-numbingly stupid.

Drones: Because violation Pakistani sovereignty is always the best policy.

Often times, yeah it is. Remember when they let Osama bin Laden live in a large compound about 1000 yards away from the Pakistani equivalent of Westpoint?
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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2013, 02:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Sbane on February 19, 2013, 04:49:07 PM
Why couldn't this happen to Snowstalker?
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2013, 09:12:17 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=169621.0
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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2013, 10:26:52 PM »
Quote from: All Is Best, All Is Lost, All Is Gone on February 21, 2013, 08:26:52 PM
Muslims

I mean come on, they base all of their foreign policy decisions on what they're doing
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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2013, 05:30:02 PM »
Quote from: opebo on February 23, 2013, 03:42:25 PM
Quote from: Esecutore di Mida on February 20, 2013, 12:19:27 PM
Currently "it's complicated". Previously "single" for many years.

Did you finally find a female Neanderthal in the Black Forest?
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2013, 01:36:33 AM »
Quote from: Lief on February 24, 2013, 01:30:36 AM
I, like Tweed, approve of this transparency.

That said I always approve of Simfan's brave act of civil disobedience and will light a candle in my window each night until he is released from custody.
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2013, 09:59:25 PM »
Quote from: Senator Ben on March 05, 2013, 09:58:44 PM
Quote from: Lief on March 05, 2013, 09:57:24 PM
... are you kidding me? Have you not heard of the Carter Center and its election monitoring programs?

I've heard of the Jimmy Carter who constantly coddles up to terrorists.
Roll Eyes
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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2013, 11:29:44 PM »

Yours was better.

Quote from: Lief on March 06, 2013, 11:20:59 PM
Ingredients of a Rubio senate speech:

One (1) Whiz Khalifa verse
One (1) Jay-Z verse
Three (3) Godfather quotes

Liberally douse with nonsensical BS, serve immediately.
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« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2013, 11:43:10 PM »
Quote from: opebo on March 20, 2013, 07:06:24 AM
Quote from: Nathan on March 20, 2013, 12:09:14 AM
Citing your damn sources is really not that hard.

No.  But the idea that you can 'say anything new' seems to me absurd.  Completely derivative is the only possibility for academic work.

What I used to do as a student was sit down, write a ten page paper in about one hour, from notions in my head, and then stick in 'citations' randomly throughout, crediting sources with things they hadn't said at all. 
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« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2013, 05:21:58 PM »
 
Quote from: Lieutenant Governor Clinton1996 on March 24, 2013, 05:19:55 PM
Other, Ron Paul came to me in a vision and said Clarence was the only one who'd audit the Atlasians Fed.
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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2013, 01:02:20 AM »
Krazen proves why I always found him among our best trolls

Quote from: krazen1211 on March 26, 2013, 12:03:49 AM
Hmph. Maybe there is some merit to this idea.

The responses make it even better.
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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2013, 09:18:12 PM »
Quote from: opebo on March 28, 2013, 03:55:11 PM
He seems to belie what my dear old mother used to tell me about Polish people.
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2013, 02:27:56 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2013, 07:32:52 AM »
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