Atlasian Messenger

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MidGard lies about rebellion

In an unsurprising turn of events, Midgard, the "official GM" of Atlasia, has claimed the lighting of the White House, despite it never happening. The paper also lied about AWN reports. The biased paper goes on to claim the injury of a five year old girl, despite no injuries in Nyman today due to gun violence. We're haring rumors that the paper is to be renamed "The Presidents Lie Outlet".

[jokerman]

MidGard lies about rebellion

In an unsurprising turn of events, Midgard, the official GM of Atlasia, has claimed the lighting of the White House, despite it never happening. The paper also lied about AWN reports. The biased paper goes on to claim the injury of a five year old girl, despite no injuries in Nyman today due to gun violence. We're haring rumors that the paper is to be renamed "The Presidents Lie Outlet".

I'm sorry, the GM doesn't lie.  What the GM says is reality.  It is therefore impossible for him to lie.

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Reporter killed!, AM names itself vigilante GM[/b]


Breaking news! While in Nyman, An Atlasian Messenger reporter has been shot and killed by a Secret Service agent. The reporter was covering a story about weapons being used against the peaceful objectors by government agents. More to come.

In another breakoff of the rebellion, The Atlasian Messenger is naming itself GM of Atlasia. Said the Presidents Press Secretary: "And we thought we were good at ridicuolous actions that made no sense!"

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Atlasian Dictator bans  Atlasian Messenger, AM prints anyway; Poll shows Chinese prefer thier leader to Ebowed


Despite being banned by Atlasian dictator Ebowed, The Atlasian Messenger has decided to continue to print, despite rumors that Ebowed is to have the building bombed at 12:00 AM EST July 15th, 2006. CEO SOS was quoted as saying

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In a quick online poll taken today, the Chinese have shown in a landside 90-10 that they would rather live uner the Chinese Government that de facto Dictator Ebowed. Other countries including N. Korea are being polled as we speak.

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Kramer violates constitution, swears in as General of Armies

Cosmo Kramer was appointed General of Armies and accepted without a senate confirmation today, sources from the white house confirm. This constitution violation comes as no surprise as Ebowed goes on a rampage of fascism. Sources tell the Atlasian Messenger he may be back on drugs, mainly LSD. This would explain his slurred speech and belief that Monica Lewinski was 99.5th President of Atlasia. More to come.

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Forces sent to destroy Atlasian Messenger, publishers escape unscathed

Today General Preston "Skippy" Kramer sent a "sizeable force" to destroy the buildings used by the Atlasian Messenger. The AM was able to get its stories and employees out of the building befores its early destruction. While on the run, the employees found an abonded printing press, where they printed this article, announcing they are still alive and publishing!

[Ebowed]

Yawn.  Publishers winning a battle?  What, did you throw a typewriter?

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Yawn.  Publishers winning a battle?  What, did you throw a typewriter?

Actually, I forgot to change the title.

But that does sound cool.

[jokerman]

Forces sent to destroy Atlasian Messenger, publishers escape unscathed

Today General Preston "Skippy" Kramer sent a "sizeable force" to destroy the buildings used by the Atlasian Messenger. The AM was able to get its stories and employees out of the building befores its early destruction. While on the run, the employees found an abonded printing press, where they printed this article, announcing they are still alive and publishing!

"Skippy?"  Now you're going to die.

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There you go, all fixed. Now dont you have some unconstitutional/idiotic things to be doing?

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'Criminal' SoS shows up in Nyman with 'thousands', Earl in NY, Vlad in Texas and JCar in Maine, and others make same claims[/b]

Upon hearing of the attempts to arrest Atlasia's freedom fighters, the nation is going crazy. Each of the leaders of the rebellion has rallied thousands and thousands of people, many armed, but not firing. All of the leaders are being well protected. Speed OF Sound was quoted as saying:

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The groups are growing by the second, and should soon match Skippy army, if not surpass it by the end of the night.

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'Criminal' SoS shows up in Nyman with 'thousands', Earl in NY, Vlad in Texas and JCar in Maine, and others make same claims[/b]

Upon hearing of the attempts to arrest Atlasia's freedom fighters, the nation is going crazy. Each of the leaders of the rebellion has rallied thousands and thousands of people, many armed, but not firing. All of the leaders are being well protected. Speed OF Sound was quoted as saying:

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The groups are growing by the second, and should soon match Skippy army, if not surpass it by the end of the night.

Ohh, a few thousand anarchists versus the entirity of the armies of atlasia.

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'Criminal' SoS shows up in Nyman with 'thousands', Earl in NY, Vlad in Texas and JCar in Maine, and others make same claims[/b]

Upon hearing of the attempts to arrest Atlasia's freedom fighters, the nation is going crazy. Each of the leaders of the rebellion has rallied thousands and thousands of people, many armed, but not firing. All of the leaders are being well protected. Speed OF Sound was quoted as saying:

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The groups are growing by the second, and should soon match Skippy army, if not surpass it by the end of the night.

Ohh, a few thousand anarchists versus the entirity of the armies of atlasia.

I didnt say how many thousand. Wait till you get to Nyman. *laughs*

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Military uprising in North Dakota

Soldiers at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota today mutinied in response to the unconstitutional actions of the President and appointment of Preston "Skippy" Kramer as General of the Armed Forces. Officers opposed to Skippy led military police as they arrested and detained forces loyal to the regime. Later an F-16 piloted by a rouge fired missles at a nearby evacuated supply depot and nuclear silo, presumably as a show of force.

More to come on the increasingly successful rebellion

[DanielX]

I ask that the soldiers at Minot not get too out of hand at destroying property etc.

[jokerman]

Military uprising in North Dakota

Soldiers at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota today mutinied in response to the unconstitutional actions of the President and appointment of Preston "Skippy" Kramer as General of the Armed Forces. Officers opposed to Skippy led military police as they arrested and detained forces loyal to the regime. Later an F-16 piloted by a rouge fired missles at a nearby evacuated supply depot and nuclear silo, presumably as a show of force.

Umm, no it didn't.

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Military uprising in North Dakota

Soldiers at Minot Air Force Base in North Dakota today mutinied in response to the unconstitutional actions of the President and appointment of Preston "Skippy" Kramer as General of the Armed Forces. Officers opposed to Skippy led military police as they arrested and detained forces loyal to the regime. Later an F-16 piloted by a rouge fired missles at a nearby evacuated supply depot and nuclear silo, presumably as a show of force.

Umm, no it didn't.

Ahh, but you did.

And dont worry, Daniel, Ill keep an eye on them, I have control of the group in bodering Pierre.

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Skippy sends troops to Midwest, slowed by mutiny[/b]

Skippy is slowly making his way to the Midwest Region, especially the Dakotas, but is being slowed by more and more troops taking the side of the rebellion. Shouts of "Our arms are for freedom!" can be heard echoing from his camps. At this point it looks like by the time he gets to Pierre, He'll hold 55% of his original army, which will be give him less troops than the rebels.

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Rebel setting fire to White House not SoS[/b]


Despite claims by certain News Services, the rebel seeting flames to the White House is not SoS, but instead.....True Dem? more to come!

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Nyman settles, White House is fine[/b]

The small group of pseudo-rebels under TD have calmed, a reporter tells us, and the White House has suffered almost no damage in the small, short fire. TD escaped after his group turned against him.

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Freedom Fighters win, Skippy, Ebowed get off scott-free


A victory for the Crimson Revolution as Ebowed backs down, and gives a weak statement around 2:30 EST. Despite the victory for freedom, it seems the culprits, reston and Ebowed, will get off with no punishment. In fact, Ebowed will continue to run our great nation. I suggest that instead of a third term, we cut his second term short. As in cut it to end about......now.

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Video proves that JCar didnt kill Harry
DEVELOPING STORY

Despite claims by other, incompetent news services, It has been proven that Senator JCar did not kill Harry Nelson. There is video proof, given to the Atlasian Messenger recently, that proves that JCar was at an enviromental rally outside of Augusta at the time of the murder.

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Continuation of JCar story. More proof against Claim.
DEVELOPING STORY

More news has come out debunking the claims of the anti-SDP newspaper, Midgard. It seems that, despite thier claims, there are no grassy knolls near the area of the duel. This would make it impossible for JCar to have fired a shot from one.

[jokerman]

Midgard is not a newspaper, it is the GM.

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Midgard is not a newspaper, it is the GM.

Actually, citing the White House announcement made a few minutes ago, those articles arent valid, so Im correct. Chew on that Skippy. Hate me all you want, Im still right. And youre still Skippy.