The Comedy Goldmine

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

This thread should be locked permanently.

Well that's something the original poster is going to have to do.

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I'm sorry, but any process that might allow Paulites to become unfaithful electors is not "democracy."

The electoral college isn't democracy anyways.

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He's not wrong, you know.

I know.  It was between posting it in the comedy thread or the "oh snap" thread, but I found it more funny than "oh snap"-y

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I support Clause 1 of Section 1 because I think it's important to have in writing that Enlgish is not the offical language of the Mideast.

(emphasis added)

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You mean when all of us are chicks? I wonder if Grumpy Gramms is just as much of a pervert.

more I wonder who the Clarence-equivalent would be

....and if she'd be posting pictures of Chris Christie in every thread.

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It must be asked. When you told them you voted for Obama, did your parents give you a spanking?

Haha, no.  They were a little disappointed, but I worked it into the conversation so I had already fertilized the soil and planted the seed before it grew.

I like how you plant you seed all over the place.

I'm a pretty good gardener.

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I was going to cut this down to just the "Loving on kids is real and its not predatory" sentence, since that's the funniest one to me, but as I read through it... the whole thing is just way too funny to not include it all.

You guys are sick.  Real sick.  For starters, I look nothing like a child molester.  To say I do is just ridiculous and borderline libelous.  I have a lot of children in my family, so I have a lot of birthday parties to go to.  I've got another one coming up in September and then two in November.  Loving on kids is real and its not predatory.  I want to adopt those children because I love them.  Being an unemployed 31-year-old living in his family's trailer is not shameful and not predatory.  I am not morbidly obese, I am just obese.  I dress decent enough and my hair is okay.  Tourette's is what I take exception to and am offended by.  I have no control over my Tourette's, so how is that predatory?  I act perfectly normal and love being around adults and children alike of all ages.  These are outlandish goals sometimes, but I do deal with reality and I am dealing with reality.

In fact, both of these posts by Lief and Eraserhead are borderline libelous.  You are trying to destroy my good name.  Yes, Inks, I do have a good name not defined by you.

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For those who don't know where my username came from, I'm not completely crazy:

 I’ve been looking around trying to find out if the Obamacare delay is for the rules, penalties and such, a delay in the funding or both. I mean, if you’re todays politician you take the money and say we just won’t enforce the rules for a year. Kind of like how immigration is handled.  In any of the events that the legislators narrowly agree on, tomorrow, Obama continues the transformation with his favorite human will killing drug sloth with or without citizen approval.

 There are not many questions left for the why such a submissive Obama state must be imposed, when pre-Obama health was a known cost with remarkable results for the majority and charitable health care for the poor at a fraction of the cost than what Obama will serve, the question is, how can so many people know what Obama is serving up will be better for them?

Is it blind faith that a black man would never betray the poor, profit from having an advantage?

Is it because he is allegedly college educated, written law reviews never published?

Is it because he wanted revenge on the wealthy, especially if they were w%$#@ ones like Romney?

Why the trust?

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How about "silly meme that exactly one poster thinks is a serious thing"?

Sneakers O'Toole?

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I don’t like burritos for breakfast, even if they have eggs in them.  Burritos are for lunch or dinner.  Only 347 more days until Christmas.

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I'm not responding anymore to the clearance talk.

#TypicalBushie

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So just to be clear..... the opebo fangirls are the Nazis in this scenario?

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Considering the source:

Motion to table this frivolous bill.

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I'm more a fan of Mexico Joe's

I've never eaten there. As a Texan, it makes no sense for me to drive north of the Red River to eat Mexican food prepared by Okies.