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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
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Posts: 5,791
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

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« on: January 19, 2014, 06:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on January 18, 2014, 06:15:43 PM
I think it's time you sat your parents down and said "Mom, Dad…..I've been hoping to delay this conversation as long as possible, but I think you deserve to know now.  You'll hear it from someone eventually, so better that it come from me.  (long pause)  There are other posters on the Atlas forum that you need to know about, and the first one is named 'opebo'."
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2014, 01:36:01 PM »
Quote from: TexasGurl on March 01, 2014, 12:07:14 PM
The important question is, did Palin see this coming from her house?
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 06:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Brewer on February 16, 2014, 11:48:03 PM
Ted Cruz (probably a better rapper)
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2014, 06:16:26 PM »
Quote from: Marnetmar on December 19, 2013, 01:16:02 PM
I think drawing a mustache on a baby is immoral but that doesn't stop me from doing it.
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 06:16:52 PM »
Quote from: bgwah on March 08, 2014, 01:34:50 PM
He seems like someone who probably has a lot of cats.
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2014, 08:40:00 AM »
Quote from: Tik, turn off your phone on February 23, 2014, 07:50:18 PM
I really like this thread and I'm interested in replying to it, but honestly I don't know what to say. But I'll tell you what - a buddy of mine is an expert in threads like this, so I'll call him up and he can take a look at it.
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2014, 03:46:30 PM »
Quote from: Guntaker on March 25, 2014, 03:42:49 PM
Though if Jay gets in, Blunt might be, how do you say? NIXONATED!
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2014, 06:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Lіef on March 25, 2014, 12:33:08 AM
Chris Christie will be the only one among his opponents running for office from a prison cell, so he's got that going for him.
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2014, 05:12:16 PM »
Quote from: angus on January 21, 2014, 02:37:06 PM
1976.  I saw a Carter sticker on a Ford, a Ford sticker on a Chevy, and a Dole sticker on a banana.
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MATTROSE94
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 5,791
Ukraine


Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -6.43

P P P
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2014, 08:27:36 AM »
Quote from: Kevin on August 27, 2005, 07:36:05 PM
Im hoping for Allen-Santorum ticket now that's a ticket for American progress! 
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