Make a map of the above four posters as two tickets

[Vosem]

After a bruising primary, the Democrats nominate Alfred F. Jones, who chooses Averroes Nix as his running mate to appeal to the centre. After the Republican nominee withdraws due to scandal, the 'main opposition' becomes Libertarian candidate 20RP12, in spite of his off-color running mate Free Palestine. A few 'libertarian' states swallow their distate to Free Palestine and narrowly vote for 20RP12, but ultimately it is a landslide.

Alfred F. Jones/Averroes Nix (Democratic) 512
20RP12/Free Palestine (Libertarian) 26

[Vosem]

Tried to decide how I was gonna do this and I came up with the lulziest idea.

Former Republican Governor of Michigan Cathcon chooses young North Carolina Republican Congressman Supersonic as his running mate to sure up the Southern base. Senator Vosem, dissatisfied with the Republican ticket, decides to run as a Democrat and somehow wins the nomination. He strikes a deal with the party to choose Palestinian Activist and Congressman FallenMorgan. After rumours emerge that Vosem and his running mate often have verbal--and sometimes even physical--spats, the campaign is nearly sunk and they go down in a 1980-esque defeat.

Fmr. Governor Cathcon (R-MI)/Congressman Supersonic (R-NC) - 477
Senator Vosem (D-IL)/Congressman FallenMorgan (D-CA) - 61

I f**king love this. But I think I'd rather drop out than pick him for VP.

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