I think you've been misreading me
I seriously was just amused by the idea that Oakvale might be a fictional character, but for all your assertions otherwise, you seem to have been intent on taking this in the aggro direction; I wasn't! I mean, if you know my post history, I'm more of a guilter than a bully.
I assumed you were being humorously passive-aggressive, but I can't say I thought much into the proportion of humor versus of passive-aggression. If you've been 'round here long enough to know Oakvale is obviously legit, then clearly it's more humor than passive-aggression. But, in any case, we're obviously moved on to outright aggression. Is my over-explaining impeding that? I hope not.