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The Man From G.O.P.
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« Reply #375 on: January 05, 2006, 09:00:42 PM »
Quote from: nini2287 on January 05, 2006, 08:47:35 PM

Sounds good to me;)  Anyway, for AKSaber, driving on the bridge to nowhere when it collapses from underfunding

Dies with all Pennsylvania democrats for being
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« Reply #376 on: January 06, 2006, 01:31:54 AM »
Assassinated after being elected in 2024 by a Texan who doesn't like Connecticut natives.
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« Reply #377 on: January 06, 2006, 01:42:55 AM »
gaping hole in vital organ.
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« Reply #378 on: January 06, 2006, 09:32:14 AM »
Gaping hole in vital organ, created with his consent during kinky sex play.
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« Reply #379 on: January 06, 2006, 10:11:31 AM »
« Edited: January 06, 2006, 10:13:03 AM by MODU »
Died after failing to heed the warning:





edit:  A funny spoof:
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« Reply #380 on: January 06, 2006, 10:14:23 AM »
Spontaenously combusts.
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« Reply #381 on: January 06, 2006, 12:56:22 PM »
Finds out he has lung cancer from second-hand smoke and only has six months to live.  Walks outside of the hospital and, being distracted by the bad news, never sees the bus full of fascists that flattens him.
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« Reply #382 on: January 06, 2006, 12:57:54 PM »
Constipation.
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« Reply #383 on: January 06, 2006, 01:00:47 PM »
Exploding Colon.
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MODU
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« Reply #384 on: January 06, 2006, 01:09:29 PM »


Did opie just kill himself?
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« Reply #385 on: January 06, 2006, 01:11:40 PM »

No, the hilarious Everett removed her post!

Perhaps the colon thing hit just a little too close to home!

As for you MODU, you will have an aneurism when you finally take that viagra.
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« Reply #386 on: January 06, 2006, 01:22:02 PM »
Self execution (as evidence by his earlier post(s))
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« Reply #387 on: January 06, 2006, 01:25:33 PM »
Quote from: bullmoose88 on January 06, 2006, 01:22:02 PM
Self execution (as evidence by his earlier post(s))

Dumb, even if I correctly predicted my own demise, it would not constitute 'self-execution'.

bullmoose will become so dumb that his autonomic functions will shut down.
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« Reply #388 on: January 06, 2006, 02:08:14 PM »
Will murder himself...no not suicide...

Opebo hated himself, and killed himself in cold blood.
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« Reply #389 on: January 06, 2006, 02:46:31 PM »
messes with Texas
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« Reply #390 on: January 06, 2006, 03:21:33 PM »
Gets his ass kicked by Uchenna
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« Reply #391 on: January 06, 2006, 03:26:17 PM »
gets his ass kicked by Rob Mariano
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« Reply #392 on: January 06, 2006, 07:17:56 PM »
Vulcan death grip.

Quote from: nini2287 on January 05, 2006, 08:47:35 PM
Anyway, for AKSaber, driving on the bridge to nowhere when it collapses from underfunding

LMAO!!!! Cheesy Good one!! Smiley
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« Reply #393 on: January 06, 2006, 07:20:37 PM »
Killed by MAS117 once he comes back from the dead
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« Reply #394 on: January 06, 2006, 07:45:59 PM »
Quote from: Ebowed on January 06, 2006, 07:20:37 PM
Killed by MAS117 once he comes back from the dead
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« Reply #395 on: January 06, 2006, 11:50:46 PM »
Quote from: AkSaber on January 06, 2006, 07:17:56 PM
Vulcan death grip.

Quote from: nini2287 on January 05, 2006, 08:47:35 PM
Anyway, for AKSaber, driving on the bridge to nowhere when it collapses from underfunding

LMAO!!!! Cheesy Good one!! Smiley

Thanks Wink

As for Everett, killed by John Gacy when she doesn't vote for herself.
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« Reply #396 on: January 06, 2006, 11:55:56 PM »
Allyson Schwartz drowns him in her tears of lava, after she hears that he's thinking of leaving the Democrats.
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« Reply #397 on: January 06, 2006, 11:59:49 PM »
Melissa Brown drowns him in her tears of lava, after she hears that he's a closet Democrat.
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« Reply #398 on: February 13, 2006, 04:03:26 AM »
death by tractor
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« Reply #399 on: February 13, 2006, 04:16:07 AM »
Crushed under the weight of his signature.
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