The Comedy Goldmine

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He'd still be President for three and a half months.  I know you would need that much time to plan a move, but not everybody does.

these two from that thread are better.

Do you really spend time thinking about stuff like this?

Hilarious that this thread was literally asking the title question.

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We're definitely a 100 win team next season.

Napoli is a good signing, but I'm not sure about Victorino, and they're marginal moves at best. I can't see more than 85 wins, let alone 100.

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We're definitely a 100 win team next season.

Napoli is a good signing, but I'm not sure about Victorino, and they're marginal moves at best. I can't see more than 85 wins, let alone 100.

That's not a funny quote - it's a case of him mixing up which team I support.

it's a joke you're not in on.

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We're definitely a 100 win team next season.

Napoli is a good signing, but I'm not sure about Victorino, and they're marginal moves at best. I can't see more than 85 wins, let alone 100.

That's not a funny quote - it's a case of him mixing up which team I support.

it's a joke you're not in on.

You shouldnt post it here if its an internal joke.

it's not, if someone wants to pore through the public messages available on this board, they could puzzle it together.  also, false premise -- what's wrong with posting inside jokes here?

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reminds me of Ali G asking Buzz Aldrin "does you think man will ever walk on the Sun?"

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the kind of thing even I thought Ben would have stopped saying ca. 2008.

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the kind of thing even I thought Ben would have stopped saying ca. 2008.

The fascinating thing about benconstine is that nothing about him has changed in five years.

except his view on the 2000 Recount -- presuming it exists at all.

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I enjoyed this even though, or perhaps because, I was partially targeted.

stupid poll, assumes a metaphysics where 'religion' is clearly defined as one thing and not another.

What do you mean by this?

This is like the definition of this website. Tweed posting some postmodern sh!t and some libertarian 16 year old not understanding. I can't think of a more quintessentially atlas exchange.

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I'm ashamed to admit that I don't recall the name.  Can someone give me a clue as to he was?

NY Congressman. Liberal but pro-gun.

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Torie... Once he got done with me I became a new man.

Many a young feller has said the same, bag.