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General Discussion => Religion & Philosophy => Topic started by: LBJ Revivalist on November 12, 2009, 11:26:09 PM



Title: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: LBJ Revivalist on November 12, 2009, 11:26:09 PM
This is a macabre topic, and not exactly religious, but if you were allowed to pick your cause of death, what would you pick?


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on November 13, 2009, 12:20:41 AM
     Aneurysm in my sleep.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Beet on November 13, 2009, 12:29:09 AM
Voluntary suicide.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: dead0man on November 13, 2009, 07:39:45 AM
violent and on tv


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on November 13, 2009, 08:35:45 AM
Self-induced Hemlock poisoning in front of a large crowd of my (passive) enemies. I then proceed to denounce them all for the hour I have left to live.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: afleitch on November 13, 2009, 09:01:20 AM
Self-induced Hemlock poisoning in front of a large crowd of my (passive) enemies. I then proceed to denounce them all for the hour I have left to live.

*Applause*


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: k-onmmunist on November 13, 2009, 12:05:21 PM
Sexual asphyxiation.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: John Dibble on November 13, 2009, 01:29:06 PM
Death by snoo snoo.

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Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Frodo on November 13, 2009, 06:28:17 PM

FF


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: k-onmmunist on November 13, 2009, 07:06:01 PM

Hehe.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Kaine for Senate '18 on November 13, 2009, 08:42:44 PM


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Psychic Octopus on November 13, 2009, 09:22:49 PM
Death by sexual exhaustion, after the greatest climax in history; one that destroys my mind and causes my organs to fail simultaneously.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Joe Biden 2020 on November 13, 2009, 10:08:30 PM
Quietly and in my sleep.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Vepres on November 13, 2009, 10:44:53 PM
In a climatic sword fight, complete with epic orchestral music by John Williams, against my lifelong nemesis.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Magic 8-Ball on November 13, 2009, 11:10:25 PM
In my sleep, with my last memory being sex, of course.


In a climatic sword fight, complete with epic orchestral music by John Williams, against my lifelong nemesis.

Are you the Highlander?


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: patrick1 on November 14, 2009, 12:24:04 AM
The Meaning of Life by Monty Python had a funny skit on this very topic-  NSFW or forum consumption.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: 12th Doctor on November 14, 2009, 02:02:03 AM
When I was growing up I always wanted to die in combat.  Since I can't be in the military, I shall spend the rest of my life finding someother way to die in a blaze of glory, or doing something and acting in a way that is nonchalantly damn heroic.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl on November 14, 2009, 02:11:15 AM
Something quick and painless. I don't want to linger.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on November 14, 2009, 03:23:18 AM
I suppose there's something very dramatic about dying from a bullet.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Psychic Octopus on November 14, 2009, 03:27:47 AM
I suppose there's something very dramatic about dying from a bullet.

I've always felt that will be my end, actually.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: JSojourner on November 14, 2009, 12:02:22 PM

This.

But dying a hero's death while saving someone else's life might be the more noble thing to say.  I have fleeting moments of fantasy about that.

The moments of fantasy about being smothered while Jessica Alba sits on my face are not quite so fleeting.

(OMG did I say that out loud?)


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Mint on November 14, 2009, 02:50:27 PM
Instant vaporization by nuclear blast, or something along those lines.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: RosettaStoned on November 14, 2009, 06:39:31 PM
Getting ripped apart atom by atom by a Black Hole.


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: k-onmmunist on November 14, 2009, 06:51:45 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl on November 14, 2009, 06:54:14 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe
Alright Winston, I think this thread was just supposed to be about dying; delving into your sexual fetishes is a bit much...


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: k-onmmunist on November 14, 2009, 07:01:23 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe
Alright Winston, I think this thread was just supposed to be about dying; delving into your sexual fetishes is a bit much...

Ha. Nah, not a particular fetish of mine. Those would be-

Oh. Yeah. PG forum. I get the hint.

:P


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl on November 14, 2009, 07:20:49 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe
Alright Winston, I think this thread was just supposed to be about dying; delving into your sexual fetishes is a bit much...

Ha. Nah, not a particular fetish of mine. Those would be-

Oh. Yeah. PG forum. I get the hint.

:P
So you aren't aroused by the thought of having your manhood cut off and carried around in a Japanese woman's handbag?


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: k-onmmunist on November 14, 2009, 07:22:10 PM
This thread reminded me of this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sada_Abe
Alright Winston, I think this thread was just supposed to be about dying; delving into your sexual fetishes is a bit much...

Ha. Nah, not a particular fetish of mine. Those would be-

Oh. Yeah. PG forum. I get the hint.

:P
So you aren't aroused by the thought of having your manhood cut off and carried around in a Japanese woman's handbag?

I don't know, it's a rather odd thought. Aren't you?


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: ChrisJG777 on November 15, 2009, 01:17:18 PM
Getting blown up in some freak laboratory explosion whilst performing a series of ethically questionable experiments.  :P


Title: Re: If you were allowed to choose, what way would you prefer to die?
Post by: titaniumtux on November 15, 2009, 06:45:19 PM
If I have family, then I rather die with a good life insurance plan. If I don't have family, I rather die with a huge debt.

Either way, I would prefer to not die in a hospital or in pain. Dying from exhaustion from sex may be interesting, but I would want to die at an old age (it's fairly feasible for generation y to have a lifespan of over a century), so if I'm still capable at that age of getting laid, then maybe :P