Talk Elections

In 1932 Hoover is nominated by his party and is reelected because the Economy was close to crashing but it didn't due to Hoovers massive economic reforms.

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Republican 268
Democrat 265

Up next Hoovers second term

Not only does the scenario you pose make little sense...

The map makes even less sense. I'm sorry.

The map doesn't make sense, but Hoover could narrowly win reelection if he vetoed the Smoot-Hawley Tariff.

He did

The party wouldn't have renominated him if he had vetoed the tariff.

Uh, yes it would have.

There are a zillion nitpicks I have with the map, but two of the biggest:

How'd Roosevelt win VT...?

Not only do the Dakota's vote differently, but 60% so!

It definitely would have been a tough fight.  If he continued to oppose the Republican consensus (as the first post indicates), I don't think they would have given him the nod. 

Hoover makes a surprising move in his Inaugural address he states America shall support the Jewish people.

He also announces FDR to be Secretary of the Navy to show appeal among Democrats and Republican FDR supporters. Then Germany is invaded by the polish because of falling relations, which is overthrown in 1934. Hoover announces he will aid any allies who are in need of aid. Then Poland invaded Iraq and immediatly took it over. President Hoover declares neutral in possible European War.

In 1935 Japan invades Poland and bombs there main Naval base. FDR announces he will seek the Democratic Nomination for US President. Hoover doesn't run. Henry Beckindridge announces run so does Harry Truman. Alf Landon for Republicans.

In 1936 Harry Truman is nominated on the 100th ballot with FDR as V.P. Alf Landon is nominated and Robert Taft for V.P. Then Alf Landon wins in a massive landslide.

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Republican 360
Democrat 171

It's mathmatically impossible for the REpublican to win 268 EVs while the Democrat to win 265 EVs, since there were only 531 EVs back then and 268+265=533. I calculated the values on your map and it should be:

Republican: 268
Democrat: 263

He also announces FDR to be Secretary of the Navy to show appeal among Democrats and Republican FDR supporters.

What?


The?


F**k?

Not only is this completely factually inaccurate, it's just plain unrealistic...What's happening in the US?  The Dust Bowl?  The Great Depression?  Also, how the hell does Poland invade Iraq?  Just what is this I don't even

No offense meant, but this is probably the worst TL I've ever seen.  I'm sorry.

I am just doing this for fun not for accuracy

I'm also gonna sig that one, lol

epic

GPORTER, is that you? ;)

lol

I like the part where NC goes GOP while Vermont goes Democratic.

I like the part where Poland invades the British Empire, immediately taking it over.

Oh God, I remember that...In terms of epicness

this > that ≥ GPORTER

;D

Meanwhile in a Polish-controlled Iraq, brave Polish forces captures Saddam Hussein (uuups, he wasn't even born yet) evil dictatorKing Ghazi and executez him for teh crimes against humanity.

Free elections to be held, but Iraq instead became Polan'd next Voivodeship, known as Eastern Masovia

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Polish troops fighting terrorists in former Iraq, noq Eastern Masovia

When Alf Landon is sworn in America is deciding if it should fight. Then on May 15th Poland bombs England. The US sends 15000 troops without congressional approval.

I can't stop laughing... ;D

For whatever reason, I really like this Nazi Poland situation.  It's just so incredibly bizarre that it's charming.

Oh, evul Poland... Really evul now ! ;D

1).  The United Kingdom.  England hasn't existed for hundreds of years.

Anyways, I like the part where Poland invades the British Empire, immediately taking it over.

It sounds like the "Drowned Baby Timeline."

None of the southern states would have voted for Hoover in 1932, even if he was Super President.

President Landon is shot dead by Conservative Democrats wanting America to stay neutral. Robert Taft is sworn in on May 24th 1938. He immediatly asked for war with Poland. Which congress accepted in early 1939

World War 2 has begun.

In early 1939 forces were gaining on Poland, than Poland shot down General Eisenhower in his plane. Robert Taft, Harry Truman and FDR all announce run for President.

In 1940 Roosevelt is nominated with Harry Truman as VP. Robert Taft is nominated with Calvin Coolidge as VP. Election Night 1940:
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Republican: 381
Democrat 150

We Killed Ike, yay!

Oh, Taft is a real foreign relations interventionts ;)

Yeah...no real knowledge needed.

Sorry, but in 1940 NC was heavily democratic

In 1941 President Taft announces Poland has surrendered WWII is over. Cheers throughout the country erupt. In 1941 President Taft announces we will figt for world peace.

In 1942 however President Taft went to Europe to decrease war chances. During the trip he becomes very ill and comes home. He resigns the Presidency, Calvin Coolidge is sworn in as the nations 34th President. During his term taxes have never been this stable and the Economy is in a massive surplus.

In 1944 President Coolidge will seek a full term Thomas Dewey FDR and Herbert Hoover all enter the race. Election 1944:()

CoolidgeDewey:521
FDRTruman: 10

LOL at FDR/Truman

Calvin Coolidge died in 1933...

Also, what's with the map?

Calvin Coolidge is long dead. Bah, Richardson, you beat me to the punch! ;)

May I please do fiction

In early 1945 Calvin Coolidge is sworn in for a full term. When August comes he learns that Former-President Hoover will run for US Senate. In October President Coolidge travels across the country.

In 1946 Robert Taft is appointed to be Secretary of State after his predecessor dies. The Senate immediatly confirms him. foreign relations are great. But Iraq overthrows Poland in early December that year. The President is in a crisis.

In 1947 the President says he will not take action unless a war starts. His approvals then skyrocket. President Coolidge announces he will not run for reelection. Thomas Dewey, FDR, Harry Truman, Wendel Wilkie.

1948 The President endorses Dewey for President but President Coolidge's approval is way down.

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Democrats: 145
Republicans: 111
States Rights: 275

1).  You never even said who got the State Rights nomination...Strom Thurmond is President?

2).  The Dixiecrats had no success outside of the south...Hence the name "Dixie"crat.

???

Oh, and Coolidge died in 1933....

If you make Poland taking over U.S., I'll say that TL is epic ;)

In 1949 Thurmond is sworn in as President, he immediatly passes legislation that gives the states to much control. Congress begins impeachment process on abuse of power. 7 hearings are held before the house votes 275-132 for impeachment,3 weeks later the Senate votes 60-34 in impeachment. Fielding Wright is sworn in as President.

In 1950 foreign policy has never been better, Robert Taft who was still Secretary of State made 20 foreign trips throughout the year, without even missing the bus! But the economy took a downfall many people lost jobs and homes. President Wright immediately responded to the situation.

In 1951 the economy improved but barely. President Wright addressed the nation on his economic plan. 7 months later FDR died in his sleep. Harry Truman, JFK, Adlai Stevenson all announced hey will run for President on the Democratic side. Thomas Dewey, Alf Landon and Robert Taft all announce they will run.

In 1952 JFK and Harry Truman were nominated for President and VP respectivley. Robert Ttaft and Thomas Dewey for Republicans
Election 1952:()

Democrat: 329
Republican: 202

JFK was a member of the Massachusetts House of Representatives in 1952...An unknown minor war hero and son of a rich politician who screwed up his career.

So, regarding the game speed, Bill Clinton shall be President somewhere in the 1960, I suppose

The young child prodigy Obama will be named Pharaoh of America in 1973.

How does Thurmond "pass legislation" without Congress?  And if Congress is passing the legislation, why are they impeaching Thurmond for signing the legislation that they themselves passed?

Also, my memory is a bit rusty on this, but don't you need a 2/3rds vote in the Senate to remove the prez from office?  I don't think a simple majority does it.

Also, whatever happened to the crisis in Poland-occupied Iraq?  ;)

Poland and Iraq merged to become the Polo-Iraqi federation

Awesome.  Are the people called "Polaqi"?

Yes

I'm eagerly awaiting the next installment of this epic TL.

People, try to imagine Polaqi government of the Christian-National Union/Islamic Dawa Party coallition. German Minority in Silesia/Kurdish Minority alliance!

It's orgasmic

How's the Cold War going in this timeline?  Is the Soviet Union even a communist state, or is it a monarchy in some weird union with Argentina or Thailand or something?  Maybe the Cold War will take place between the US and the People's Republic of Japan, or something like that?

The Polo-Iraqi government, 2010.

(Civic Platform, Democratic Left Alliance and Ba'ath grand coallition)

I think it'll be the Pan-Ukrainian Alliance vs. the Polaqi Empire vs. the United States of Canada

lol kalwejt.

Polaqi should have problems with hostile neighbours, just like Lithuania and Syria.

In 1953 John Kennedy and Harry Truman are sworn in, President Kennedy visits the Polo-Iraqi federation when Kennedy is meeting with Prime Minister Bolesław Bierut he is shot 5 in the head causing instant death. Harry Truman is sworn in.

In 1954 President Truman introduces legislation to benefit the lower class and unemployed. The legislation is immediately passed. President Truman signs it into law on July 21st. On September 5th Polo-Iraqi attacks Germany.

In 1955 President Truman announces an aid package to the Polo-Iraqi federation. President Truman announces he will run for President. Robert Taft and Richard Nixon all announce they will run.

In 1956 President Truman is nominated with Adlai Stevenson as his running mate. Polo-Iraqi takes over Germany. Robert Taft is nominated for President with Richard Nixon as VP.

Election 1956: ()

Republican: 437
Democrat: 94

January 20 - Robert Taft invades the world, immediately taking it over.

Again, what's the Soviet Union doing while all this is happening?

That must be Kurdish-German separatists!

Where's the part where Ronald Reagan runs for President of Poland and is down 268-0 on election night and rallies for a narrow 270-268 electoral victory?

Gas them!!!1!!1!1!!!

I like how it's phrased like he's shot **while in the middle of a meeting with the Polaqi prime minister**.  Like they're just sitting in a room somewhere, discussing policy, and someone pulls out a gun and shoots Kennedy in the head 5 times.

5 times in the head.  Wow.

I guess that begs the question, if he died instantly, what were the other 4 shots for?

Just to make sure!

And please tell us, who did it!

No one know\s who did it

Brazil invades Argentina in 1957 and it becomes Brazatina with Getulio Peron-Vargas as President (Vargas marries Peron's daughter) and Juan Peron-Vargas (Peron marries Vargas' sister) as VP. Joao "Pokemon" Goulart is Secretary of State, and he has an affair with Robert Taft.

Damn, I thought I'd seen the most unlikely country ever here already:

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You can't see its northern territories, but that's Finno-Serbyzstan (a Muslim Serbian/Byzantine union).  Sadly, shortly after that image was taken, they lost Finland.  :(

This thing is pretty funny.  I personally like the career of Robert Taft.  Before being elected Vice President in 1936, the only office he held was one term in the Ohio state senate where he lost reelection.  In reality not in the Senate until 1938.  So here it is:

1936-1939: Vice President
1939-1942: President (wins in 1940) and then resigns due to illness.
1946-1949: recovers and serves as Secretary of State
1952: Again runs for president but loses
1953: doesn't die
1956: agains runs for president and wins

In 1957 Robert Taft is sworn in. He immediately gets word the Soviets have split into 6 factions with there own Government. The President goes to Buryowski where he holds meetings with the Government in that region.

In 1958 Ronald Reagan is elected Governor of California and is widely seen as a possible candidate for President in 1960. Taft returns home only to have a massive heart attack days later he passes on, Richard Nixon sworn in as President. Economy increases greatly.

In 1959 Ronald Reagan announces bid for Presidency as does Richard Nixon, Nelson Rockefeller, LBJ, Hubert Humphrey,  Barry Goldwater, Henry Cabot Lodge. Richard Nixon travels to 7 countries this year and reunites the Vietnamese.

In 1960 Ronald Reagan nominated for President and Rockefeller for VP. LBJ and Herbert Humphrey.

Election 1960:
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Democrat: 265
Republican: 260
Independent: 12

In the house Reagan elected President, in the Senate Rockefeller elected VP.

Brazatina invades Egypt in 1961 and takes it over. Juscelino Kubitschek gets a gay marriage with Nasser.

So, we have now Egybrazatina?

Polo-Iraqi Federation invades Syria and immedially takes over.

If you want to say what happens MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD

Soviet Civil War or peaceful break-up?  Will Polo-Iraq take advantage of the situation to try to steal the Baltics?



So, Nixon reunites Vietnam?  Will Vietnam now unite with Burma and Iran?

http://scuttle.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/files/f4/f4179dbc9ea79b65e9332920f7050817d1cd7e65.png

Link for those who can't see Mikado's image.

I would like to see the following countries enter into a federation:

Colombia and Monaco join together to form "Coco".
Isle of Man and Thailand join together to form "Island".
Western Sahara and Oman join together to form "Woman".
Poland and Sri Lanka join together to form "Polka".
Spain and the West Bank join together to form "Spank".
American Samoa and Indonesia join together to form "Amnesia".

Then you could have some of these federations join together into some sort of larger international organizations to form sentences.  For example, Polka and Woman could form an alliance with Togo to form "Polka Woman To go".

A request: Kalwejt, start a thread where we could be the Sejm of the Polo-Iraqi Federation.

Yes, sir!

Continue

Bnunmnp

In 1961 Ronald Reagan was sworn in as President, President Reagan is immediately popular among Independents and Republicans. Richard Nixon becomes Secretary of State. Vietnam declares war on China US declares it would not intervene.

In 1962 Richard Nixon is killed on a trip to Vietnam by communists President Reagan appoints Gerald Ford to replace Nixon. Gerald Ford travels to Mexico and China on diplomacy. President Reagan is popular among Democrats Republicans and Independents.

In 1963 Ronald Reagan announced he would run for a second term, as did George Bush, Gerald Ford, John Conally. On November 22nd 1963 President Reagan is shot and killed in Dallas. Vietnam-China war becoming more violent. President Rockefeller announces he will not run for a full term.

In 1964 George Bush nominated for President and Gerald Ford for VP, Democrats John Connally President Hurbert Humphrey VP.

Election 1964
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Republican 456 58%
Democrat 82 36%
Independent 0 6%

Is this what you wanted?

Yeah I didn't know that had happened

You forgot the [/img] script.

I am going to post a new map because something happened with my original map

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Wyoming, Wisconsin, and Vermont secede, WV sinks into the bottom of the ocean! (Plot by communists)

No there was an error in the map i guess

Since when was Rockefeller ever president in this TL? You said Ford was Reagan's VP.   

It should be on the previous page

Interesting that no matter who the President is at the time, he'll somehow manage be assassinated on November 22nd, 1963 in Dallas.

Is anyone ever going to finish a full term as president?

The American people are crazed and angered at the historical inaccuracies of this scenario.

In 1965 George Bush is sworn in as President. The Soviets which had been planning a holocaust launched 50 Nukes towards various parts of the world. 2 hours later 12 missiles hit there intended targets, 1 hour later 15 more missiles strike. 12 minutes later 13 missiles strike. then 5 minutes later the last hit, there is a big flash and then nothing. The World was GONE.

How did you like this timeline say all your comments and your complaints, maybe something will happen.

Wait, so if the world is gone, then is this timeline over?

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A twist!

Maybe

Genius!!!

Despite the fact that George Bush was only an oil driller in 1965, GENIUS!!!

Despite the fact that an atomic bomb blow up the Earth, GENIUS!!!

Despite the fact we had no prior knowledge of the Soviet Union even existing in this TL, GENIUS!!!

Wait, if the world ends in 1965, then why does the thread you have on Polaqi history say it's going to cover events until 2010?  Maybe, even though there are no humans left alive, a kingdom of Polaqi cockroaches manages to take power?

I would like to see an electoral map of the cockroaches.

Alternate space-time continuum ?

Okay, time to be dead serious with you here. Even more than I would say to GPORTER...

DO NOT MAKE ANOTHER TIMELINE. EVER.

I guess it's too late. :P

Seconded.

Thirded

1965: After the holocaust George Bush and his wife all of a sudden emerge from the rubble. Then other survivors are found including Presidents from 6 countries.  Each President takes over the continent.

Surprise. Surprise

Fourthed


Y...E...S...!!!!!!!!!!!!

More, yougo1000, more!

In 1966 3 Million survivors are found each president meets on diplomacy and the worlds future. Official US census taken:1,598,562 people reside in the US.

In 1967 even more survivors are found George Bush will run for reelection. Bob Dole challenges Bush. The US has 5 States. Richard Nixon announces run. Hurbert Humprey LBJ all announce they will run.

In 1968 LBJ wins the nomination with Humphrey as VP, Russia is reformed. Bush wins nomination with Nixon as VP.

1968 Presidential election results:

Bush\Nixon 24 EV 895,194 56%
LBJ\Humphrey 16 703,367 44%

Only five states?  I guess that means some of the former states merged to form bigger ones, just like the merger of Poland and Iraq.  Maybe we have states like:

Ohio + Iowa = Ohiowa
Massachusetts + Mississippi = Massachussissippi
Maryland + Idaho = Mary aho

Or maybe Idaho + Florida + New York + Georgia = Id Fork Georgia

Portugal and Togo - Pogo.

Montenegro and Brazil - Mozilla.

Senegal and Yemen - Semen.

Georgia and Indiana - Georgiana.

The states of Washington and New York invade and conquer the independent survivalist territory that had emerged in the area between Butte, MT and Jackson Hole, WY.

The new country is named Wash-Yor-Butte-Hole.

I would wash your butthole if I could fine a clean towel... unfortunately I cannot.  Will you accept a pseudo clean towel?

lol that is hilarious

We meed more holcaust madness!

We would've been out of the depression in a year or 2. Actually we were almost out of it by the time FDR got into office and his government run programs made it worse.

If Mitt Romney had been President, he would have declared the Depression over, and then it would have immediately ended.

1969 Bush is re-sworn in and announces Mexico will be a independent country.

He is grounded.

Not Anymore.

The mexicans announce they will elect Felipe Rodriquez as president.

lololololololololololol. This timeline is ridiculous, it's totally awesome. XD

Richard Nixon (Vice-President) was assassinated in 1962 by Communists and comes back to life in 1968 to be elected Vice-President AGAIN?

This TL is priceless!!!

I'm doing one just as implausible :)

lol

LEADER!!!!!

1970 The US has regained the super power status but the soviets can't find there own shoes. (the holocaust doesn't agree with soviet shoes.) Bush reforms congress so it is only a US house for the time being.

The Holocaust doesn't like Soviet shoes? What the hell does that mean? Brezhnev is now barefoot? Does that mean the U.S. makes fun of him at diplomatic meetings?

basically

GOD!!!

Seriously, this timeline has high quality entertainment!

I hope this TL reaches on to 5 billion years into the future.

bump. this is EPIC

1971 President Bush resigns because of a personal matter. Nixon takes office. Policy in Soviets collapse as USSR divides into three countries

This is an incredibly unrealistic, incredibly hilarious, and in its own hilariously unrealistic way, epic timeline. I'm smiling while I make this post. :)

By the way, are we going to see a map of the new United States?

Yes!  Yougo returns!


Is one of them a puppet state of the Polaqis?

I thought Nixon died in the 1950s? Is this a clone?

That could only make this the most awesome ever ;)

Nah, clones aren't that great.  I think this timeline needs either a shapeshifter or time travel.

Well said ;)

Yougo, I just gotts say that this is way more entertaining than Gporter's timelines (no offense to Gporter), and I hope this goes on, after all, you're only in like, 1970 :)

Please keep going!

Bump to the seond (only to President Mark Warner) most epic timline ever

How about bumping this for Christmas??

1973 - Four year old Alexander McQueen travels to Moscow to present Soviets with new shoe design.  Soviets mass produce it and now dominates shoe industry.

1974 - Nixon is hit with Watergate scandal and returns to the grave in shame.  With no Vice President, the Congress elects Robert Taft over Harry Truman.

1975 - Felipe Rodriguez, the fastest man in all of Mexico, invades Texas--immediately taking it over.  He chooses LBJ as his Vice President and defeats George Bush in election for President of Mexico.

1976 - Robert Taft signs new peace treaty with Mexico and is re-elected in landslide.

1977 - Robert Taft is shot in the face at age 88 by Manfred Mann.  Vice President Dan Quayle is sworn in and declares war on England for this.  Quayle is then impeached when it is discovered Mann is from South Africa.

1978 - No President, because Quayle forgot to name his Vice President and people, including Tip O'Neill, didn't know what the constitution said

1979 - Calvin Coolidge is named President, because people liked him in the 1920s. He chooses jmfcst as his Vice President and invades Inner Mongolia

1980 - Coolidge is impeached because people found out he's in fact John Calvin Coolidge, while they were horny for just Calvin Coolidge.

1981 - No President again

1982 - Fernando Collor de Mello elected Governor of Alabama, promising a New Deal for the American people, and death to the Black people

1983 - Inner Mongolia slapes the America back

Correction:

1980 -- 108-year-old Calvin Coolidge loses re-election to the young 69-year-old Democrat Ronald Reagan.  And is shot in the face.

may i please do fiction?

MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD!!!111

1984 - Bob Dole declares himself First Emperor of Kansas.

that's it. i'm telling moderators on you!

1985 - Kansas Emperor Bob Dole declares himself Emperor of America and blows up Inner Mongolia, declaring it New Kansas

1986 - Freedom fighter Robert Byrd kills Emperor Dole because he believes that Teh Gay should not be killed. Byrd is made Emporer of America in Dole's place

1987 - Mexico invades New Mexico, immediately taking it over. Businessman Gary Johnson is elected President of Mexico over LBJ, who gets angry and explodes

1988 - The Sun explodes.  The End.

1989 - The ghost of Robert Taft wills the Solar System back into existence and is brought back to life and declared President of the USA.

All of you blaspheme. You can not re-create the utter greatness of this thread merely by trying as hard as you can. There is a gap that can not be bridged despite your best tries.

We are merely emulating the life that Yougo wishes us to live! It is you who are blasphemous, refusing to take part in this sacred ritual of appreciation!

You dare utter his name? It was specifically stated on the tablets that you shall not use His name lightly! Be careful, for His justice is swift and merciless, and all in His path that dare speak and talk lightly of Him shall see their just desserts!

I miss Yougo damn it!

I do not take spreading His word or taking part in His holy rituals lightly! It says in the Book of Herbert Hoover 4:12 - "Flattery is next to godliness."

You are obviously not familiar with the Book of Taft, which clearly states "Though shalt speak in a reserved manner, and never to dare to imitate the Holy style of that which is Creator, that which is He." (Taft 809: 2345)

1972 The World has surpassed the 100,000,000 million citizens mark. Nixon says he will attempt to redevelop the nation as it was before the Holocaust.

OMG, HE'S BACK!

Bump

Yougo's body lies a-mouldering in the grave
His soul's marching on!

For the record this has got to be the greatest election map in HISTORY:

lol this thread is aweeessssssomme

1972 Nixon is ousted in a major political scandal. Gerald Ford is elected President. He says: "The world will become a better place in my leadership". He pushes legislature that completely changes US policy post-fallout.

Also a summary: Herbert Hoover being reelected President leads to nuclear fallout

IT'S BACK! :D

I thought you killed Richard Nixon in Vietnam. How was he back in '68? I am confused, I am I am!

Who knows what went on in my mind back then.

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I hope this continues.

We need more Zombie Nixon and other nuclear holocaust madness. 

LOL

1973: In a statement to the world Gerald Ford reports that Polaqi is "quickly becoming dangerous. All precautions must be taken to protect the world. The next day Gerald Ford is dead.

LOL YES!

The long awaited return of the Polaqi Empire!!! :D

I guess that makes Ford the next casualty in the long death curse.

Will he be a Zombie as well?

1974: June 8th, 1974 was a day that would live in infamy. It was the day of the "Great Bomb" Polaqi had been secretly developing a weapon they considered 500 times more powerful than the nuclear weapon, it was so bad they could only test it in simulations. That day Polaqi Pope Muhammad Ali says "It is time to destroy America,"

And so he did, the bomb had to be supported by several fighter jets. It took a grueling 7 hours for the planes to reach their destination, New York City.

The explosions could have been seen from California--if it even existed. The Thing shook the earth and caused over 10 million to die and nearly 100,000,000 to get injured. Suddenly the earth began to crack and it exploded everywhere.

The end...or is it?

Yay! It's back after over a year's drought! :D

The 1:38 mark in my "Downfall" parody video:

http://meemsy.com/v/7082

The next month was spent with people slowly discovering that the world was still there but was floating in space. There were no countries, only chunks of earth that had somehow managed to survive.

A leader emerged in one dismembered part of earth, and he wanted to use the most of their resources to help "Make the World Great Again"

That mans name: Donald J Trump

You gravedug a thread twice?!

GOD BLESS YOUGO1000

Bumping this masterpiece for the kids.

You'll be a great great grandfather when this is finished.

The greatest thread of this board is now sticked for posterity.

Tank you for sharing this.

I just read this for the first time tonight. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Presidents of the United States
31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1937)
32. Alf Landon* (1937-1938)
33. Robert Taft** (1938-1942)
34. Calvin Coolidge (1942-1949)
35. Strom Thurmond*** (1949)
36. Fielding L. Wright (1949-1953)
37. John F. Kennedy**** (1953)
38. Harry Truman (1953-1957)
39. Robert Taft***** (1957-1958)
40. Richard Nixon (1958-1961)
41. Ronald Reagan****** (1961-1963)
42. Nelson Rockefeller (1963-1965)
43. George H.W. Bush******* (1963-1970)
44. Richard Nixon******** (1970-1972)
45. Gerald Ford********* (1972-1973)
VACANT (1973)
Donald J. Trump (1973-?)

*- shot dead by Conservative Democrats wanting America to stay neutral
**- resigned after falling ill on a trip to Europe
***- impeached for passing legislation that gave the states too much power
****- shot 5 in head during meeting with Polaqi Prime Minister
*****- died after massive heart attack
******- assassinated in Dallas
*******- term interrupted by nuclear holocaust, later resigned due to personal matters
********- Ousted in major political scandal
*********- Destroyed in Polaqi "great bomb" apocalypse

This needs to be required reading for all new posters.

I'm sticking it.

I... This... My God... I thought Ishan was bad.

Bad? This man is a genius!

And so is Ishan, of course.

A map of the world, circa. 1965 (prior to the nuclear holocaust):

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To be fair, he wrote this when he was 10

So he was writing masterpieces as a ten year old?

Mozart? Pfft this is an act of kindness to humanity!

I do NOT see that happening, if I recall, Hoover is one of the most hated POTUS ever.

I can't even envision a single plausible scenario where Hoover is re-elected in 1932 lol this guy was more DOA than Cory Gardener

And especially not with OP's map.

I like how Hoover loses Vermont but wins North Carolina and Tennessee while still getting 0-10% throughout the Deep South. this map is wild.

He just kept the same shadings, that's why the 1944 (I think) map is so weird.

May he please do fiction?!

Lmfao and I just saw said map. Laughably bad, yet I strangely want to see more of OP's work now..

It's not just the shadings, Hoover losing Vermont while simultaneously winning Tennessee and North Carolina is utterly bizarre.

this is a timeline that has poland invade Iraq and Germany, what did you expect

Unfortunately he was banned by the actual fascist mods for being "too young" ::)

 As I was reading this I was stuck between the train of thought of "what the hell am I reading?" and, "this is a masterpiece." I'm lost and all I know is whatever this was it was amazing.

We need to make a movie out of this

THAT'S your contention with this?

And that young boy, yougo1000 who started out writing timelines on an obscure map fetish website, grew up to be .....QAnon.  And now,  you know.... the rest of the story.

Paul Harvey (died 2009.  Reanimated by the Polaqi empire 2013)

Pin this masterpiece.
Bump

Emperor Trump had done a decent job in his role. He had gotten what remained of America into a stable spot and had managed to not piss off Polaqi.

Until he did.

After he finished his weekly speech someone forgot to turn off his mic and he was overheard saying he wishes he could bomb Polaqi and take them all out.

Pope Ali was not a fan of this statement and decided to pay Trump a surprise visit.

The meeting did not end well for Trump as he was slain during the meeting.

"Don't **** with Polaqi" Pope Ali said as he left.

Oh my god, the holy verse still lives.

It's been 10 years, I'd assume OP is like late teens early 20's at this point, so I hope OP is doing this ironically

Any specific reason this was unpinned?

My God, the tenth anniversary was two weeks ago and we all missed it.

Oh my God, have I been posting here for that long?

I need to log off and rethink my life.

Not only was the tenth anniversary two weeks ago, Yougo did an update that went mostly unnoticed.

https://mobile.twitter.com/pblass/status/1268978753906061313

This guy lives in my town. He apparently invented the internet.

i dont remember al gore's handwriting looking like that

Man I randomly remembered this while watching the election results. I think this story has ran its course as I will never be able to top the sheer ingenuinity of my 10-year self. I would like to thank everyone that read this and sorta made this a meme throughout the forums over the years. Although I don't have the interest in politics/history that I used to and I have changed significantly since I was a little 10-year old with little friends, this is something that I will always remember fondly.

Polaqi forever!!

Ah man. I'm really inspired by your work. It's legendary. Keep doing great things in life.

i just read this for the first time and i don't think i have laughed so hard at anything in a long time. this was amazing. thank you yougo1000.

THIS. IS. LEGENDARY.

I have just read this for the first time. That's the magic of joining an online political forum when you are 10 years old I guess. I have always been fond of fictional cities, timelines, and similar as well. But all my "works" from when I was a child or early teen are now lost. Instead the Polaqi timeline will live on for as long as this community exists. Kudos.

Thank you, yougo1000.

Thank you for your contribution. :)