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Title: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: k-onmmunist on June 27, 2010, 12:04:02 PM
Go :)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Torie on June 27, 2010, 12:13:32 PM
Nationalize BP.   :)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 27, 2010, 12:18:39 PM
Legalize marijuanna  (I hope)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 27, 2010, 12:26:36 PM
Sentencing someone to death.,


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 01:41:38 PM
Make a large effort to improve Polish ties with the Arab world.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Barnes on June 27, 2010, 01:49:06 PM
Launch a war with Iran.

(Please, for me, nothing about Roy Barnes ;))


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Mechaman on June 27, 2010, 01:52:16 PM
Give an Inauguration Address?


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: The Mikado on June 27, 2010, 01:55:08 PM
Withhold federal highway funds to all states that don't agree to a new consent age of 15.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: bullmoose88 on June 27, 2010, 02:00:28 PM
Mandatory Attendance at Musicals


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Vepres on June 27, 2010, 02:12:27 PM
Spend an hour trying to describe what exactly his ideology is to the people.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 02:12:33 PM

Wrong.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: k-onmmunist on June 27, 2010, 02:13:59 PM
Go on television and lambast people who go for abortions as 'baby killers'.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 02:15:20 PM
For Vepres: Give amnesty to illegals


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 02:16:01 PM
For Winston: Smash the old world order ;)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Barnes on June 27, 2010, 02:18:01 PM
Yes, please. Go Hillary 2012! Also, bomb bomb bomb Iran!

Hmmm.....


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 27, 2010, 02:19:36 PM
Winston: Getting PiT and Derek to death

Roch: Making having at least 10 000 post mandatory to vote in elections

Barnes: Replacing Washington statue with Roy Barnes monument


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Vepres on June 27, 2010, 02:21:19 PM
Free marijuana pipes for all federal employees!


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 27, 2010, 02:28:14 PM
Try and make someone care that Colorado is a state.  :P


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 27, 2010, 02:30:02 PM
puts a "get off my lawn" in every old mans yard.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 27, 2010, 02:32:42 PM
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Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 02:35:14 PM
Nationalize BP


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Countess Anya of the North Parish on June 27, 2010, 02:36:46 PM
that would suck. he should get rid of bp period. those ass holes.
(skip)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Hash on June 27, 2010, 04:33:30 PM
Morgan would privatize everything, eliminate like 99% of taxes and take 'fiscal austerity' to the max.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on June 27, 2010, 05:07:53 PM
Start a military invasion of BP.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: SvenssonRS on June 27, 2010, 05:35:35 PM
Resign and let VP Mitch Daniels take power.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 05:36:23 PM
End the Fed.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl on June 27, 2010, 05:36:51 PM
End foreign aid to 'Israel'.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: War on Want on June 27, 2010, 05:39:16 PM
Ending all foriegn involvements.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on June 27, 2010, 05:42:05 PM
Banning charter schools.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: phk on June 27, 2010, 05:42:11 PM
Subside the arts.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: War on Want on June 27, 2010, 05:42:55 PM
Banning Islam?


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 27, 2010, 05:43:53 PM
that would suck. he should get rid of bp period. those ass holes.
(skip)

And will you take in all the Americans who lost their jobs thanks to getting rid of BP, or perhaps we should just drown them near the deep water platforms so you don't need to worry about them?


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 06:08:06 PM
Turn the Capitol into a giant strip club.  Oh wait, that would be BRTD.  Sorry.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Hash on June 27, 2010, 06:14:56 PM
Morgan would privatize everything, eliminate like 99% of taxes and take 'fiscal austerity' to the max.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 06:17:12 PM
Have the BP executives anally raped.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 27, 2010, 06:18:44 PM
Won't do anything, even use White House bathroom, because "that's against the principles"


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Hash on June 27, 2010, 06:20:59 PM

How about you answer seriously. Like I did with you. No?


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 06:24:31 PM

How about you answer seriously. Like I did with you. No?

I didn't think you were being serious with "privatize everything."

Okay okay, serious...

Have the oil spill cleaned up.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 27, 2010, 06:25:52 PM
Thanks you both for skipping me, assholes.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 06:27:44 PM
Kal: Raise taxes on the rich, nationalize major companies.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey on June 27, 2010, 06:32:26 PM
Morgan: immediate cuts to the defense budget.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 06:50:53 PM
Huge spending cuts and tax cuts


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: CatoMinor on June 27, 2010, 06:52:55 PM
Nuke Iran


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 07:03:22 PM
Slash government spending and give power back to the states.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: RIP Robert H Bork on June 27, 2010, 07:21:52 PM
Cease recognition of Israel, maybe even nuke them.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 27, 2010, 07:26:50 PM
Waterboard every liberal.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 07:31:26 PM

Nah.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 07:32:28 PM
For Grumps: Legalize porn in the White House


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 07:42:04 PM
Ban abortion.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: yougo1000 on June 27, 2010, 10:39:22 PM
end wars


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 10:40:38 PM
Take a nap.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 27, 2010, 10:43:22 PM
Cut off all U.S. aid to Israel.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 27, 2010, 10:44:06 PM
Increase U.S. aid to Israel.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: The Mikado on June 27, 2010, 10:52:59 PM
Encourage sexy man-on-Constitution pornography.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on June 28, 2010, 12:40:03 AM
Force everyone attending his inauguration to watch the Opera he is named for.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: SvenssonRS on June 28, 2010, 12:45:37 AM
Bring Daniels to power somehow.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl on June 28, 2010, 12:46:24 AM
The capital is moved to Wyoming.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: k-onmmunist on June 28, 2010, 07:02:46 AM
Declare Catholicism the state religion


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on June 28, 2010, 08:41:32 AM
Putting Libertas to death for a high treason.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 28, 2010, 08:42:55 AM
Order price controls on liquor.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: The Mikado on June 28, 2010, 10:50:44 AM
Legalize it.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 28, 2010, 10:52:45 AM
Vanquish Dave Leip, the other mods, and the trolls, and rule this roost.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: CatoMinor on June 28, 2010, 10:56:08 AM
Relocate the Capital to Pittsburgh.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on June 28, 2010, 01:00:05 PM
Resigns so VP Ron Paul can take power.

(Please don't say anything involving Mitch Daniels.)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on June 28, 2010, 01:27:54 PM
that would suck. he should get rid of bp period. those ass holes.
(skip)

And will you take in all the Americans who lost their jobs thanks to getting rid of BP, or perhaps we should just drown them near the deep water platforms so you don't need to worry about them?


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 28, 2010, 01:31:14 PM


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 28, 2010, 01:33:50 PM
Close all U.S. military bases overseas.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Mechaman on June 28, 2010, 01:39:41 PM
Raise income taxes on those evil rich bastards to 70%, like it should be.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Barnes on June 28, 2010, 01:43:21 PM
Inaugural address:

"Why the hell am I here?"


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 28, 2010, 01:44:36 PM
Tax cuts for the middle class.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl on June 28, 2010, 02:53:20 PM
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Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on June 28, 2010, 03:05:57 PM
Put Bush and Obama in prison.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Bo on June 28, 2010, 04:49:22 PM
Cut taxes and spending?


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on June 28, 2010, 05:01:11 PM
Yeah, I'd do that. Well, I'd raise taxes for the rich while cutting spending and taxes for the poor and middle classes.

As for Scoop:

Does whatever he can to make sure his successor will be a peacetime president.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey on June 28, 2010, 07:09:57 PM
Publicly declare that BRTD is a pimp.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: SvenssonRS on June 28, 2010, 07:19:55 PM
It would involve freedom.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on June 30, 2010, 08:45:45 PM
Move the capitol to Cheyenne.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on June 30, 2010, 08:46:55 PM
Move the capital to the Twin Cities.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: k-onmmunist on July 01, 2010, 03:07:32 AM
Invite Hamas round for dinner on the White House lawn.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl on July 01, 2010, 03:09:07 AM
Nuke Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, and Pakistan. Maybe a few other countries over there for good measure.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Ameriplan on July 01, 2010, 03:11:23 AM
Declare martial law.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: k-onmmunist on July 01, 2010, 03:11:45 AM
Nuke Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, and Pakistan. Maybe a few other countries over there for good measure.

wtf?

anyway, for above, create tax cut bill.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Ameriplan on July 01, 2010, 03:14:02 AM
Nuke Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, and Pakistan. Maybe a few other countries over there for good measure.

wtf?

anyway, for above, create tax cut bill.

Nope. Taxes for all. (jk)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: The Mikado on July 01, 2010, 09:26:55 AM
"Close the border," marvel in shock as the entire economy of the Southwest collapses.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Franzl on July 01, 2010, 09:28:18 AM
Mandate that every community with over 25,000 people have an opera house.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on July 01, 2010, 09:30:40 AM
Invade the U.S. to expand "Lebensraum" for the deutsche Volk.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 01, 2010, 09:31:31 AM
Mandatory Lutefisk feast for all Republicans  ;)


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on July 01, 2010, 09:39:34 AM
Mandatory Lutefisk feast for all Republicans  ;)
Complete with obligatory jello-icious rainbow surprise, various hotdishes, meatballs, and a nice weak cup of bad coffee.. and as always.. in the wax paper cups with the paper foldable handles.

Then we'd say a prayer, thanking the Lord for the wonderful feast, and ask that he might save a little room for all the Republican heathens in the room.  We'd ask that he forgive them, for they know not waht they do.. and if they do.. well, God's a nice guy. ;)

Gramps would probably require comprehensive auto insurance on all vehicles, including toy cars.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: fezzyfestoon on July 01, 2010, 09:42:47 AM
Declare global warming completely inconclusive.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on July 01, 2010, 10:09:07 AM
Make this legal..........(and gather his bitches for a rocking party)

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Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Ameriplan on July 01, 2010, 11:37:04 PM
change all of that dun-derr crazy music to something you can dance to.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Free Palestine on July 02, 2010, 01:18:48 PM
Resign so Hamilton may become president.


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: Chancellor Tanterterg on July 02, 2010, 05:24:29 PM
Abolish the IRS


Title: Re: Predict what preceding poster's first action would be if they took power
Post by: SvenssonRS on July 02, 2010, 08:17:57 PM
Nationalize smileys.