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Title: The Fraternal Order of the Beaver
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on October 04, 2011, 01:24:45 AM
Why the beaver?  Because the beaver is one of only two species on this earth that completely changes its surroundings and alters the course of nature to survive. 

This organization seeks to encourage the motivation, persistence, and savvy inside ourselves by honoring those same traits also found in the beaver.  Together, and keeping this in mind, we can solve local, national, and global problems.

This organization explicitly refuses to "preserve" freedom for the sake of freedom.  It instead seeks to find creative and innovative ways to solve problems that reflect our libertarian (in the direct sense of the word) and democratic values.  Liberty for its own sake is empty.  Liberty on its own will not solve our problems.  But free men will, with proper motivation, persistence, and savvy, solve our problems.

Join the Fraternal Order of the Beaver.  Become a fob today!

We are located in the old Carnegie Library and have a full bar and menu for members at a discounted price.  Games and activities are available at all times and non-members are welcome!  Come for our roast beef pot luck each Wednesday evening or for our weekly Friday night fish fry during the summer!



Title: Re: The Fraternal Order of the Beaver
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on October 04, 2011, 01:36:22 AM
If I may tempt you some more:

Members are entitled to a free week-long stay each year at our premiere resort on beautiful Turtle River Lake in northern Minnesota!

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(pictures are actually of the resort my family built in 1991.  It is now a Russian language village for Concordia Language Villages).


Title: Re: The Fraternal Order of the Beaver
Post by: Napoleon on October 04, 2011, 04:39:37 AM
Hmm I suppose I'm in. I've always been a fan of the beaver.


Title: Re: The Fraternal Order of the Beaver
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on October 04, 2011, 06:08:17 PM
Well the lodge intrigues me. However, I doubt this is my kind of organization.


Title: Re: The Fraternal Order of the Beaver
Post by: Fuzzybigfoot on October 04, 2011, 10:15:12 PM
Beavers!  Yay!  :D


Title: Re: The Fraternal Order of the Beaver
Post by: Dr. Cynic on October 05, 2011, 12:57:15 AM
I do like beaver...


Title: Re: The Fraternal Order of the Beaver
Post by: Napoleon on October 05, 2011, 02:37:17 AM

FF