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Title: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Likely Voter on March 13, 2012, 07:44:25 PM We have seen how Mitt Romney likes to
So if you are in an upcoming primary/caucus state, what do you expect Mitt to love when he visits? What local colloquialisms are you looking forward to him saying? What foods do you epect him to eat? Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Keystone Phil on March 13, 2012, 07:52:44 PM I can't wait until this fool comes to Philly and tries to order a cheesesteak. It will be Kerry all over again.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Simfan34 on March 13, 2012, 08:07:05 PM I just love gloom, douchebaggery, and misery!
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Franzl on March 13, 2012, 08:07:12 PM Perhaps he'll admire the way Illinois "works"?
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: King on March 13, 2012, 08:15:21 PM Green chile, nice and spicy. The weather, always sunny. Governor Martinez, fine lady.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: The_Texas_Libertarian on March 13, 2012, 08:19:17 PM Texas is a big state, so a few things
1. Tacos in El Paso, South Texas, other heavily Hispanic parts of the state 2. Oil in Houston 3. The Alamo in San Antonio 4. Small town America in west Texas 5. Wild west and its history Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Thomas D on March 13, 2012, 08:22:18 PM Crabs. And the Chesapeake Bay.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Sasquatch on March 13, 2012, 08:31:26 PM Mitt should go shopping in any Wal-Mart in the state. That has potential....
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Mehmentum on March 13, 2012, 08:49:58 PM He'll love military funding, while simultaneously trumpeting himself as a fiscal conservataive.
Edit: Also the trees. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: ○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└ on March 13, 2012, 08:51:12 PM The money that other members of the richest 0.01% will give him.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Хahar 🤔 on March 13, 2012, 08:55:55 PM I can't wait until this fool comes to Philly and tries to order a cheesesteak. It will be Kerry all over again. The image that came to mind was Mittens going to Geno's Steaks and ordering in Latin. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on March 13, 2012, 08:58:48 PM Upstate: Firing Kodak workers
Downstate: Speaking in painfully thick Brooklyn accents Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on March 13, 2012, 08:59:32 PM Assuming Poland is one of the U.S. states, Mitt Romney certianly would profess his deep and longtime love for kiełbasa. However, due to being a teetotaler, he'd be a non-starter here.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on March 13, 2012, 09:03:33 PM Assuming Poland is one of the U.S. states, Mitt Romney certianly would profess his deep and longtime love for kiełbasa. However, due to being a teetotaler, he'd be a non-starter here. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Mr. Taft Republican on March 13, 2012, 09:05:29 PM The fine mountains, the beach, and the mindless drones.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Jacobtm on March 13, 2012, 09:12:10 PM Wall Street (bailouts)
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers on March 13, 2012, 09:13:44 PM The only 3 statewide officeholders of Illinois Judy Baar, Dan Rutherford, and Mark Kirk.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Tidewater_Wave on March 13, 2012, 09:22:38 PM He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney?
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: I'm JewCon in name only. on March 13, 2012, 09:36:07 PM The Tobacco Industry :P
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Nation on March 13, 2012, 09:38:03 PM Mitt has RI in the bag -- he won't waste his time on us peons.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: CatoMinor on March 13, 2012, 09:39:27 PM He will probably inform us all that he has been a life long fan of the Cobows and the Rangers. Depending on if he is in Houston or Dallas of course.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Nation on March 13, 2012, 09:45:13 PM He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney? You were supposed to not be a complete tool when responding. But please, enlighten us on how Willard Romney will "sing patriotic songs again." Please go on. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Franzl on March 13, 2012, 09:57:13 PM The only 3 statewide officeholders of Illinois Judy Baar, Dan Rutherford, and Mark Kirk. Now this is certainly untrue. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: NCeriale on March 13, 2012, 10:01:41 PM I'd be surprised if he didn't love Bruce Springsteen in my homestate of NJ, cause that worked so well for Reagan...
But for DE... um... Mitt loves punkin chunkin Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: 🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸 on March 13, 2012, 10:41:20 PM history and peanuts
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Tidewater_Wave on March 13, 2012, 10:54:53 PM He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney? You were supposed to not be a complete tool when responding. But please, enlighten us on how Willard Romney will "sing patriotic songs again." Please go on. He sang America the Beautiful here. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Lief 🗽 on March 13, 2012, 10:57:34 PM "The Washington Monument is just the right height."
I also look forward to him awkwardly interacting with black people. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Indy Texas on March 13, 2012, 11:23:42 PM Romney gaffes to look for in Texas...
(1) Confusing Mexican food with Tex-Mex (and thinking Taco Cabana is either one). (2) Going to a barbecue joint and asking for pork with vinegar sauce (confusing Carolina BBQ with Texas BBQ). (3) Trying to eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it (Gerald Ford made this mistake in 1976...and lost the state to Reagan in the primary and Carter in November). (4) Bad attempts to use Texas metaphors in regards to the election (i.e. "Hope y'all are ready for a shoot-out!" "Rick Santorum's all hat and no cattle!") Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Erc on March 13, 2012, 11:25:48 PM The over 70% of primary voters who voted for him. :D
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Keystone Phil on March 13, 2012, 11:48:51 PM "The Washington Monument is just the right height." I also look forward to him awkwardly interacting with black people. "Who let the dogs out? WHO? WHO?" Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on March 13, 2012, 11:53:39 PM Trees again.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Torie on March 13, 2012, 11:59:30 PM Martini's are hot these days in my hood. They have made a big comeback. Oh, yes, Mittens ... hmm. Maybe taco's with Maui Maui fish in them, with a bit of salsa? Hey, that may appeal to the Hispanic vote too. Oh, Mittens isn't campaigning for the Hispanic vote much. How about humus? No, too Arab. I'm really at a loss. Maybe Mittens should just eschew chatting about what you swallow. Yes, that's it!
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Adam Griffin on March 14, 2012, 12:25:03 AM Assuming we can go back in time:
"I got started right this morning with a peach, an onion and a big ol' heapin' of red clay, I’ll tell ya. Delicious." Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: greenforest32 on March 14, 2012, 01:03:30 AM Trees and mountains
I fear they may not be at the right height Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Dereich on March 14, 2012, 02:03:43 AM Mitt already pretty much said what he loved about Florida. The Cubans.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Mr. Morden on March 14, 2012, 04:37:55 AM "The kangaroos hop to just the right height. And the dingos are such beautiful creatures, I want to lock them in the cage on the top of my car."
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: opebo on March 14, 2012, 07:27:30 AM Ehhh.. Ladyboys. <hoarse voice>
Anybody get the reference? Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Negusa Nagast 🚀 on March 14, 2012, 08:38:11 AM He'll try to go to an In-N-Out but end up at a Five Guys.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Stranger in a strange land on March 14, 2012, 09:33:06 AM Texas is a big state, so a few things 1. Tacos in El Paso, South Texas, other heavily Hispanic parts of the state 2. Oil in Houston 3. The Alamo in San Antonio 4. Small town America in west Texas 5. Wild west and its history Romney gaffes to look for in Texas... (1) Confusing Mexican food with Tex-Mex (and thinking Taco Cabana is either one). (2) Going to a barbecue joint and asking for pork with vinegar sauce (confusing Carolina BBQ with Texas BBQ). (3) Trying to eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it (Gerald Ford made this mistake in 1976...and lost the state to Reagan in the primary and Carter in November). (4) Bad attempts to use Texas metaphors in regards to the election (i.e. "Hope y'all are ready for a shoot-out!" "Rick Santorum's all hat and no cattle!") You both ignore the most crucial question: will he be a Longhorns fan or an Aggies fan? Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Miles on March 14, 2012, 09:38:44 AM Probably the good seafood here; everyone seems to like that.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: opebo on March 14, 2012, 10:01:31 AM Ehhh.. Ladyboys. <hoarse voice> Anybody get the reference? The Great Alan Partridge. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq0BITsiqQg) Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: argentarius on March 14, 2012, 10:59:30 AM He'll say the Guinness, and will be adored for it. The Irish electorate is tailor-made for Mitt Romney actually. Well, bot 2012 Mitt Romney, but the Mitt Romney sort of person (panderer, flip-flopper, rich man, well connected).
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: All Along The Watchtower on March 14, 2012, 11:00:42 AM Those new fangled technologies that the kids are using, like cellular phones and AOL emails.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Is Totally Not Feeblepizza. on March 14, 2012, 12:19:06 PM Mitt Romney loves him some corn.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Wisconsin+17 on March 14, 2012, 12:40:09 PM Whoever put up that Texas one - sooo, on.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck on March 14, 2012, 05:55:20 PM He'll love the beaches, and Springsteen, and Edison... And our smokestacks are the right height. And he loves Camden... And all the little crackheads that dot the streets.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: TomC on March 14, 2012, 06:10:28 PM Love that country music..don't listen to a lot, but I've got friends who own recording companies. Just the right twang.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Indy Texas on March 14, 2012, 08:29:13 PM Texas is a big state, so a few things 1. Tacos in El Paso, South Texas, other heavily Hispanic parts of the state 2. Oil in Houston 3. The Alamo in San Antonio 4. Small town America in west Texas 5. Wild west and its history Romney gaffes to look for in Texas... (1) Confusing Mexican food with Tex-Mex (and thinking Taco Cabana is either one). (2) Going to a barbecue joint and asking for pork with vinegar sauce (confusing Carolina BBQ with Texas BBQ). (3) Trying to eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it (Gerald Ford made this mistake in 1976...and lost the state to Reagan in the primary and Carter in November). (4) Bad attempts to use Texas metaphors in regards to the election (i.e. "Hope y'all are ready for a shoot-out!" "Rick Santorum's all hat and no cattle!") You both ignore the most crucial question: will he be a Longhorns fan or an Aggies fan? Longhorns. Romney wouldn't back a rural SEC school that gave Rick Perry a diploma. Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: Хahar 🤔 on March 14, 2012, 09:35:54 PM It annoys me that Texas A&M is in the SEC. I wish the SWC were still around.
Title: Re: What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state? Post by: old timey villain on March 14, 2012, 09:42:19 PM Ooh boy, I sure do love that Madea and Tyler Perry and whatnot! You heard me, yall?
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