Talk Elections

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You can't really enjoy yourself unless all three are present.

Rum.

I strictly avoid alcohol and am not a masochist, so sodomy seems to be the most agreeable option!

I'll take sodomy for $500 Alex

I'll take the rum. And the leftover portions from whoever wants the other two, which I find rather unappealing. Though I suppose perhaps sodomy could be a very real option if receiving isn't mandatory.

Oh, definitely the sodomy.

Sodomy as long as I'm giving it.

Sodomy >>>>>> rum > the lash

I'm not gay and I don't much care for whippings.  So rum it is.

Who doesn't love some good old sodomy?

Sodomy is any sort of sex that isn't penis in vagina. Doesn't have to be gay.

Red roses, for me.

Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.

Sodomy is freaky sex now?

Not a big rum fan and even less of a lash fan. Assuming I can pick the type of sodomy there are varieties of that which are enjoyable enough though.

Rum.

Was wormyguy thinking of The Pogues when he wrote this?

Sodomy is as unappealing to me as pretty much any other type of sex, and I'm not quite masochistic enough for the lash. Rum at least you can cut enough to make grog that's semi-drinkable.

There's a place here that lets you do all three at the same time.  Pretty decently priced, as I recall.

Hang on a sec.  Edit: Ok, it's 702-878-7776.  Ask for Brian.

I went on Wikipedia to confirm which it is, and it seemed to imply it's just anal sex between guys.

If I knew it wasn't just that, I probably would've voted for it. :P

I'm pretty sure it's anything anal.

I don't drink at all and I find pain to be painful.

So sodomy for me.

What do you mean "seemed to imply"? Here is the definition from Wiki:

"Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/), refers to anal sex or other non-penile/vaginal copulation-like acts, especially between male persons or between a person and an animal.[1] "

So, sure, it is especially used that way, but it clearly is not limited to that.

I think this form of perversion is becoming much more common in our modern world, greenforest, especially as the male and female roles in society are quite in flux, or even Topsy-turvy.

Thanks for letting us know.

A female African-American friend of mine used to do that sort of thing semi-professionally in NYC.  She didn't particularly like it however, saying that she preferred her 'dates' to like normal sex, which she could enjoy quite a lot.  The other she said just felt like acting, with no physical pleasure for her.

Give me the rum, preferably straight, so that I don't taste it as much.

Not to sound like a prude or what not, but the idea of sticking it in someone's butt is unappealing to me.  Taking it is even more of a "no no" for me, considering I don't like sore ass.  And the "lash"?  F*** that sh*t man I ain't getting spanked to get sexually aroused man!  That's for freaks!

Rum however, is a necessary part of my everday diet.  So yeah, no contest.

Rum for me, the lash for the thread creator, sodomy for everybody else.

Some spiced rums are delicious. And how would drinking it straight reduce the taste anyway?

Rum makes me ill.

The less other stuff we add the quicker it's down.

Sodomy as far I understand can be anything that isn't non-vaginal sex. And I've no problem with that.

Also, prude.

I will now accept my accolades.

Yeah, that's typically the case for me as well. One of my least favourite alcohols, to be honest.

cool.  this combined with your tacit endorsement of foot fetishism, you seem to have an interesting sexuality.  don't let the dominant narratives that we're peppered with scare you away from it all!

FTR, I, like Gustaf, think of any non-penis into vagina sex when I think of sodomy which is why I voted for the sodomy.  If I'm drinking and it aint beer, it's vodka.  Period.  And while I don't mind a little pain with my pleasure (sometimes), beatings are right out.

Of course it will, anything will if you drink it in the quantities you do :P

I love white rum :)

Rum. I am heterosexual and not a masochist.

That one was an easy call. :P

Pick the devil you know- the lash.

Anal sex isn't neccesarily homosexual.