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Title: If ...
Post by: Tender Branson on April 25, 2012, 06:30:13 AM
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Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Frodo on April 25, 2012, 06:34:32 AM
Michele Obama in a heartbeat. 


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on April 25, 2012, 06:56:11 AM
Michele Obama in a heartbeat. 


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on April 25, 2012, 07:18:36 AM
Ann Romney for the lulz.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Pyro on April 25, 2012, 10:27:12 AM
As always, third party :3


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: argentarius on April 25, 2012, 10:40:07 AM
Ann Romney. Michelle Obama has a horrible personality.


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Post by: Gass3268 on April 25, 2012, 10:47:43 AM
Michelle Obama. Ann Romney has a horrible personality.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: NVGonzalez on April 25, 2012, 12:50:37 PM
Michelle Obama. Ann Romney has a horrible personality.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: HagridOfTheDeep on April 25, 2012, 01:04:34 PM
Ann Romney wouldn't ban dessert.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Franzl on April 25, 2012, 03:39:18 PM
Oh definitely Michelle Obama. No question.


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Post by: CLARENCE 2015! on April 25, 2012, 03:42:37 PM
Oh definitely Michelle Obama. No question.
Do you like her "large posterior" Franzl? ;-)


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on April 26, 2012, 07:08:39 AM

Oh crap, I've completely and utterly misheard and misunderstood everything Michelle Obama has said about advocating for healthy eating to come to the clearly reasonable extreme conclusion you've come to... :P


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: tmthforu94 on April 26, 2012, 11:47:40 AM
Ann Romney. If the two campaigned for First Lady (lulz), I think Romney would win, as it'd pretty much be a personality contest.

Considering that 2/3's of Americans are obese, Romney actually might win comfortably.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: HagridOfTheDeep on April 26, 2012, 12:36:49 PM

Oh crap, I've completely and utterly misheard and misunderstood everything Michelle Obama has said about advocating for healthy eating to come to the clearly reasonable extreme conclusion you've come to... :P

I know it's rhetoric... but it's not that far off. In Ontario, the premier has banned unhealthy foods from being sold in schools. Most of my favourite high school memories involved fries and gravy. So I'm extremely bummed.


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Post by: Oakvale on April 26, 2012, 12:38:11 PM

Oh crap, I've completely and utterly misheard and misunderstood everything Michelle Obama has said about advocating for healthy eating to come to the clearly reasonable extreme conclusion you've come to... :P

The bile directed at Michelle Obama for promoting healthy eating is one of the weirder features of the fringe right.

"Maybe you shouldn't feed your six-year-old a pizza with cheeseburgers as a topping."

COMMUNIST ALERT.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on April 26, 2012, 06:31:01 PM
Considering that 2/3's of Americans are obese, Romney actually might win comfortably.


Fat chance of that.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: adrac on April 26, 2012, 06:31:59 PM
Considering that 2/3's of Americans are obese, Romney actually might win comfortably.


Fat chance of that.

I see what you did there.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Vosem on April 26, 2012, 08:06:46 PM
Clearly Ann Romney. They'd both be horrible, but Romney would at least have good intentions.


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Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on April 26, 2012, 08:12:18 PM
Funnily enough, Ann Romney is currently leading because of the Democratic vote -- 25 Democrats are voting M. Obama; while 12 independents, 13 Republicans, and 2 Democrats (adding up to 27) are voting for Romney. Lulz.

:P Those independents are voting for Obama.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Vosem on April 26, 2012, 08:44:43 PM
Funnily enough, Ann Romney is currently leading because of the Democratic vote -- 25 Democrats are voting M. Obama; while 12 independents, 13 Republicans, and 2 Democrats (adding up to 27) are voting for Romney. Lulz.

:P Those independents are voting for Obama.

http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&biw=2133&bih=1005&tbm=isch&tbnid=_BB6keUttE_W4M:&imgrefurl=http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2011/nov/10/rick-perry-clayton-williams-gaffe&docid=CS_N0rOzW8ItjM&imgurl=http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/11/10/1320914502394/Rick-Perry-checks-his-not-007.jpg&w=460&h=276&ei=cvqZT6CDE8nY0QHegamqDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=908&vpy=166&dur=392&hovh=174&hovw=290&tx=209&ty=77&sig=109066535814548209789&page=1&tbnh=150&tbnw=192&start=0&ndsp=49&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:76

I'm just going to go ahead and delete that post. I feel really dumb now.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Wisconsin+17 on April 27, 2012, 12:37:02 PM
I'd vote for someone with actual class, Laura Bush.

And yeah, forcing people to eat healthy, when you toddle up to the trough and order a large coke and milkshake?

FFS, if you're going to cram it down our throats, at least wait a day before pigging out.


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Post by: Fuzzybigfoot on April 27, 2012, 03:12:42 PM
Wow, there are more fat people on this forum than I had predicted!


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Post by: Wisconsin+17 on April 27, 2012, 04:39:45 PM
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Wow, there are more fat people on this forum than I had predicted!

How much do you want to wager? :)


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Frodo on April 27, 2012, 05:56:37 PM
Wow, there are more fat people on this forum than I had predicted!

Yup -18 and counting...  :P


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Holmes on April 27, 2012, 05:59:15 PM
Stay-at-home President?


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: HagridOfTheDeep on April 27, 2012, 11:33:06 PM
I'd rather have a stay-at-home president than one who interferes in everything (s)he can get his/her hands on.


Title: Re: If ...
Post by: Jerseyrules on April 28, 2012, 11:54:47 AM
Oh definitely Michelle Obama. No question.
Do you like her "large posterior" Franzl? ;-)

I hope I just misinterpreted that