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Title: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Miles on July 20, 2012, 11:04:58 PM
Since we made a Call Me Maybe thread.

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Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Miles on July 21, 2012, 01:35:39 AM
Well, she isn't really the type I look for, but still hot.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: © tweed on July 21, 2012, 01:49:48 AM
she's supposed to be, whether she is or not is secondary.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Beet on July 21, 2012, 01:58:05 AM
No. The proportions of her face are unusually deviant, and not in an attractive way. I would not say she is conventionally of above average attractiveness facially. But it doesn't matter.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario) on July 21, 2012, 02:23:29 AM
*checks Wiki to make sure she's legal* Yeah, I'd hit that.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: argentarius on July 21, 2012, 04:14:16 AM
Well, she isn't really the type I look for, but still hot.
Exactly. I don't like her hair or her skin but she is still hot.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Associate Justice PiT on July 21, 2012, 05:58:30 AM
      Quite attractive, though not in the "hot" way.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: minionofmidas on July 21, 2012, 06:32:49 AM
Judging only from that pic, yeah. But I got a bit of a thing for that kind of haircut.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: AndrewTX on July 21, 2012, 06:50:12 AM
No, she has a stupid haircut and a stupid face, with a stupid voice with a stupid song.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on July 21, 2012, 11:34:40 AM
She looks like Zooey Deschanel's retarded younger sister.

No.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: © tweed on July 21, 2012, 11:47:38 AM
Judging only from that pic, yeah. But I got a bit of a thing for that kind of haircut.

the problem is there is only a small window (a few weeks) before it has to be done again or it ceases to work


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on July 21, 2012, 12:20:39 PM
On initial glance, I was "meh, maybe". Looking a second time more closely, no.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: minionofmidas on July 21, 2012, 12:55:26 PM
Judging only from that pic, yeah. But I got a bit of a thing for that kind of haircut.

the problem is there is only a small window (a few weeks) before it has to be done again or it ceases to work
I know, I know. It is therefore objectively an unacceptable haircut. But then most women's haircuts are.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: © tweed on July 21, 2012, 12:58:18 PM
Judging only from that pic, yeah. But I got a bit of a thing for that kind of haircut.

the problem is there is only a small window (a few weeks) before it has to be done again or it ceases to work
I know, I know. It is therefore objectively an unacceptable haircut. But then most women's haircuts are.

haircuts + attire + dietary standards + ...


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: TheDeadFlagBlues on July 21, 2012, 02:48:44 PM
Yes.

I've come to the conclusion that Gustaf's statement on virgins having higher standards is true.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Redalgo on July 21, 2012, 02:56:57 PM

This, basically, though I'm only really going on appearances here. If I actually looked anything up on her that could change quite easily.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: tmthforu94 on July 21, 2012, 02:57:46 PM
Yes


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Bacon King on July 21, 2012, 03:01:40 PM
Attitude of everyone saying no in this thread:

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Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: TheDeadFlagBlues on July 21, 2012, 03:04:10 PM
Even if you look at this objectively as a gay, she's certainly in the top 10% if not 5% percentile of females. Get real you youths!


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Oakvale on July 21, 2012, 03:06:10 PM
Even if you look at this objectively as a gay, she's certainly in the top 10% if not 5% percentile of females. Get real you youths!

Yes. Bacon's above post sums the attitude pretty well.

No. The proportions of her face are unusually deviant, and not in an attractive way. I would not say she is conventionally of above average attractiveness facially. But it doesn't matter.

what

Well, she isn't really the type I look for, but still hot.
Exactly. I don't like her hair or her skin but she is still hot.

"I don't like her skin"


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Miles on July 21, 2012, 03:06:31 PM
Yes.

I've come to the conclusion that Gustaf's statement on virgins having higher standards is true.

Its is. I'm a perfectionist, otherwise...


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: argentarius on July 21, 2012, 05:08:18 PM
Well, she isn't really the type I look for, but still hot.
Exactly. I don't like her hair or her skin but she is still hot.

"I don't like her skin"
I like a little bit of tan. Her skin is very white.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: AndrewTX on July 21, 2012, 08:51:19 PM
Attitude of everyone saying no in this thread:

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LOL, noo. She just isn't hot. The fact that I can't tell if she is even 18 or not doesn't help. Besides, she doesn't have a penis. I prefer my women with a penis.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on July 21, 2012, 10:22:50 PM
Cute, don't know if hot's the word I'd use. Around females her age she probably sits around the 30th percentile.

Re: Beet's post, WHAT?


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: minionofmidas on July 22, 2012, 05:11:23 AM
Love BK's pic. Why have I never seen that before?


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: NVGonzalez on July 22, 2012, 04:22:35 PM


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: © tweed on July 22, 2012, 04:30:49 PM

she's mad old for a break-out actually.  most people at her age and minimal commercial success would have done better at the University of Phoenix.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: I spent the winter writing songs about getting better on July 22, 2012, 08:46:51 PM

That's funny since she's 26, quite far from underage.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario) on July 22, 2012, 11:58:08 PM

One can never be too careful...


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: solarstorm on July 24, 2012, 08:50:06 AM
Exactly. I don't like her hair or her skin.

Are you a racist? :)


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: solarstorm on July 24, 2012, 08:55:01 AM
I personally think she looks like she were Brandy Norwood's Inuit twin sister.
(Does anyone still know Brandy?)


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: BaldEagle1991 on July 24, 2012, 01:40:14 PM
Pretty, but not super arousing.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Eraserhead on July 25, 2012, 03:51:02 AM
I was very surprised when I found out that she's older than me.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: © tweed on July 25, 2012, 07:32:18 PM
thoughts on the rumored sex tape?


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario) on July 25, 2012, 11:35:14 PM

In the context of this thread, I wouldn't mind seeing it.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: minionofmidas on July 28, 2012, 06:08:30 AM
Link?


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on July 28, 2012, 09:39:34 AM

Please


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: © tweed on July 29, 2012, 02:06:08 PM
ya'll can use Google


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Niemeyerite on July 30, 2012, 08:33:21 AM
Yes, she's hot. I'd like to know what people saying "no" would do if she wanted to go out with them.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on July 30, 2012, 08:56:28 AM
I'd like to know what people saying "no" would do if she wanted to go out with them.

Kindly decline.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on September 26, 2013, 07:30:34 PM
Obviously she's too ugly for anybody on Atlas.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on September 26, 2013, 07:32:56 PM
I'd like to know what people saying "no" would do if she wanted to go out with them.

Kindly decline.
You sure think very highly of yourself.  #standards


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: H. Ross Peron on September 26, 2013, 09:16:06 PM
Above average. James Monroe or Chester Alan Arthur analogy-wise.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: DINGO Joe on September 26, 2013, 09:49:25 PM
I'm definitely in the "sooner or later you have to talk to them camp" or in the case of someone famous (or even semi-famous) it's based on their body of work/public utterances.  So, Carly slides down the scale cause it' a really really vapid song.  OTOH, someone like Lydia Loveless who most probably wouldn't view as hot as Carly becomes like a 1000 times hotter when you hear her sing.

That's a long way of saying I'd vote no. 

For the record, I don't care for Katie Perry's body of work, but I'd use earplugs or something because there are limits to my highmindedness.


And remember kids when you do get a chance with a woman you think is hot, the most important question to ask yourself is, "is she crazy?", cause hot is useless if they're crazy.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on September 26, 2013, 10:06:45 PM
Above average. James Monroe or Chester Alan Arthur analogy-wise.

Atlas in a nutshell.


Title: Re: Is Carly Rae Jepsen hot?
Post by: free my dawg on September 27, 2013, 12:26:46 AM
Above average. James Monroe or Chester Alan Arthur analogy-wise.

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