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Title: I'll Be Back
Post by: Politico on October 08, 2012, 03:19:40 AM
30 days to go, and I must go (Flying to Florida and will not have time to play on here). I'll be back at some point after Mitt Romney is officially declared president-elect. I will accept my accolades as I bestow upon the Honorable Badger a signature that publicly shames him for his support of a president who is clearly in over his head.

Predictions Down The Stretch:

- 21st Century Nero continues to fiddle with his teleprompter while America burns. If only his administration and ideology were as good as his speechwriters!
- Embedded (mostly closeted) LGBT activists within the media will continue their games until the truth can no longer be distorted.
- GOP retains control of the House. Hopefully Democrats dump that shrill San Francisco liberal.
- Democrats retain control of the Senate, or it ends up roughly split down the middle. Too close to call at this point.

Liberals, I recommend bracing yourselves because there will probably not be another liberal in the White House for another generation. Good luck trying to convince America that we want four more years of the last four years...

Non-liberals, be afraid. America will burn to the ground if Nero is re-elected.

God bless America!

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Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Ebowed on October 08, 2012, 03:24:41 AM
I shall return at some point after Mitt Romney is officially declared president-elect.

It's a deal. :)


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Tender Branson on October 08, 2012, 03:25:35 AM
Thank Goodness you are gone until after the election. Your writings are almost unbearable.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: 5280 on October 08, 2012, 03:30:41 AM
We'll see you around soon.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Lief 🗽 on October 08, 2012, 03:30:56 AM
This is the happiest day of my life.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Bull Moose Base on October 08, 2012, 03:53:39 AM
Predictions Down The Stretch:

- 21st Century Nero continues to fiddle with his teleprompter while America burns. If only his administration and ideology were as good as his speechwriters!
- Embedded (mostly closeted) LGBT activists within the media will continue their games until the truth can no longer be distorted.
- GOP retains control of the House. Hopefully Democrats dump that shrill San Francisco liberal.
- Democrats retain control of the Senate, or it ends up roughly split down the middle. Too close to call at this point.

Liberals, I recommend bracing yourselves because there will probably not be another liberal in the White House for another generation. Good luck trying to convince America that we want four more years of the last four years...


Politico is never heard from again after Romney gets about 200 electoral votes.

Fixed.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Adam Griffin on October 08, 2012, 04:13:33 AM
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Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Franzl on October 08, 2012, 04:16:56 AM
Praise Jesus!


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Platypus on October 08, 2012, 04:58:18 AM
Nope, no net in Florida. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvZlEAP5Z28)


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on October 08, 2012, 05:27:49 AM
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Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: AndrewTX on October 08, 2012, 06:13:53 AM
30 days to go, and I must go (Flying to Florida and will not have time to play on here). I'll be back

Don't threaten us..


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: John Dibble on October 08, 2012, 09:03:46 AM
I shall return at some point after Mitt Romney is officially declared president-elect.

It's a deal. :)


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Cobbler on October 08, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
Can anyone confirm whether Politico actually believes the hackishness he spouts or if its trolling? I have a hard time believing that there could be a campaign ad embodied in a single person.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Snowstalker Mk. II on October 08, 2012, 10:20:19 AM
I'm now fairly convinced he's kidding about all of this.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on October 08, 2012, 11:14:52 AM
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Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on October 08, 2012, 11:18:12 AM
Whoa. I might actually have to convert to Christianity. Or Islam. Or any of the major religions.

I've been praying every night to a different god for Politico to finally leave, so someone must have heard me.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on October 08, 2012, 11:25:19 AM
I'll be back at some point after Mitt Romney is officially declared president-elect.

Or you could simply say you're leaving for good.

Honesty doesn't hurt :)


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: opebo on October 08, 2012, 11:57:14 AM
I'll believe it when I see it.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: minionofmidas on October 08, 2012, 01:11:44 PM
He'll be back in four years time as a hack for [insert random runner-up to Democratic nomination].

Or to gloat, of course. If this election turns seriously ugly, which though I doubt it very much it's clearly too soon to rule out.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: sentinel on October 08, 2012, 04:47:34 PM
Today is a great day.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: retromike22 on October 08, 2012, 05:16:30 PM
Thank Goodness you are gone until after the election. Your writings are almost unbearable.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: King on October 08, 2012, 05:33:08 PM
If 2008 is any indicator, Politico will re-emerge in 2013 as the diehard fan of a moderate Democrat (Cuomo 2016?) regardless of who wins.



Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Eraserhead on October 08, 2012, 06:17:51 PM
He's not gonna be here for the actual election? Well, that sucks.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: tmthforu94 on October 08, 2012, 06:28:01 PM
I look forward to celebrating Governor Romney's victory with you when you return! :)


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: The world will shine with light in our nightmare on October 08, 2012, 06:34:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Zanas on October 08, 2012, 07:36:23 PM
Rainbow Dash says : Best ! Day ! Ever ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS6eSU6hlCc)


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: SPQR on October 09, 2012, 04:58:00 AM
How convenient.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Serenity Now on October 09, 2012, 07:10:05 AM

That particular phrase is not without precedent on this forum..


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Badger on October 09, 2012, 08:51:18 AM
I will accept my accolades as I bestow upon the Honorable Badger a signature that publicly shames him for his support of a president who is clearly in over his head.

My point for the bet was to lampoon your rather cartoonish myopia over Romney's chances, not as any relation as to how I'll vote. Note I offered a similar bet to Mondale84 over his laughable predictions as to how FL would vote (or was it Duval County? I can't remember since he never accepted before being banned).

I'll readily admit that based on the debate results, reality has caught up with your giddiness, at least for this week.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Northeast Rep Snowball on October 09, 2012, 11:43:10 AM
The thing is that if he looses the bet, he isn't here, if he wins the bet, he is here, so...


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: minionofmidas on October 09, 2012, 12:42:30 PM

That particular phrase is not without precedent on this forum..
I think he's aware of that, actually.


Title: Re: I'll Be Back
Post by: Joe Biden 2020 on October 11, 2012, 01:43:22 PM
30 days to go, and I must go (Flying to Florida and will not have time to play on here). I'll be back

Don't threaten us..

That's probably not a threat.. It's more likely a promise...