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Title: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it. on October 09, 2012, 02:07:37 PM Quote In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide. http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/10/07/romney-rumor-gop-wants-to-ban-tampons/Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a woman’s vagina. It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women. Initial drafts of this new legislation have already been brought before Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), and several other GOP Congressmen. It is likely to come to a vote as early as next month. If passed, tampons will no longer be available to sell or purchase, and women will have to find an alternative means to alleviate menstrual excreta. Several Democratic Congresspeople are already petitioning in dissent of this new piece of legislation, and will not give up without a fight to preserve a woman’s right to take care of her own body as she deems most effective. Bunch of old guys who got rejected a lot when they were younger Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Grumpier Than Uncle Joe on October 09, 2012, 02:08:34 PM A+ in trolling 101
Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: 5280 on October 09, 2012, 02:12:18 PM Quote In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide. http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/10/07/romney-rumor-gop-wants-to-ban-tampons/Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a woman’s vagina. It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women. Initial drafts of this new legislation have already been brought before Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), and several other GOP Congressmen. It is likely to come to a vote as early as next month. If passed, tampons will no longer be available to sell or purchase, and women will have to find an alternative means to alleviate menstrual excreta. Several Democratic Congresspeople are already petitioning in dissent of this new piece of legislation, and will not give up without a fight to preserve a woman’s right to take care of her own body as she deems most effective. Bunch of old guys who got rejected a lot when they were younger Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Vosem on October 09, 2012, 02:46:07 PM A+ in trolling 101 Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: opebo on October 09, 2012, 02:51:33 PM Very believable.
Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Vosem on October 09, 2012, 03:02:06 PM War on Christmas I've long wished one of these were actually around... Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: opebo on October 09, 2012, 03:03:44 PM Very believable. As believable as the "War on Women" BS? Maybe the 'RATS should take responsibility for their War on Christmas, their War on Children, their War on Seniors, and their War on Christians before lying about the party of personal responsibility and family values... just a thought... I wish there were a war on those awful things. Is 'rats' your new racist term? Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Vosem on October 09, 2012, 03:11:27 PM War on Christmas I've long wished one of these were actually around... Why?! Are you against traditional values? That's a rather broad category...what specific values are you discussing? Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: opebo on October 09, 2012, 03:12:19 PM Why?! Are you against traditional values? That's a rather broad category...what specific values are you discussing? Probably lynching. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Jacob on October 09, 2012, 03:12:36 PM Very believable. As believable as the "War on Women" BS? Maybe the 'RATS should take responsibility for their War on Christmas, their War on Children, their War on Seniors, and their War on Christians before lying about the party of personal responsibility and family values... just a thought... You get an F for trolling, unlike the tampon story which is an A. You join the forum today and start spewing your bilge immediately. You have nothing of substance to contribute and you simply rant like a rabid dog. My hunch is that you'll be banned rather soon. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Vosem on October 09, 2012, 03:13:18 PM Why?! Are you against traditional values? That's a rather broad category...what specific values are you discussing? Probably lynching. I'm against that :P Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Vosem on October 09, 2012, 03:17:50 PM Christian hard-working The first part I generally oppose (being in favor of a secular society). The second part I generally support (being against a large-scale welfare state). I'm rather too busy with high school to do my utmost to undermine Christian values, though. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Jacob on October 09, 2012, 03:18:40 PM Quote from: Vosem I'm against that :P He's one of your guys. Lol. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: opebo on October 09, 2012, 03:24:09 PM I'm rather too busy with high school to do my utmost to undermine Christian values, though. Well you sound like one of these young libertarian good-for-nuthins who will destroy the country your elders worked so hard to build.... No, they smoke pot a few times around age 20, have 3-4 girlfriends instead of 1-2 during their lifetimes, and waste their entire existence in toils just like you guys did - and at half the pay! So don't worry, on the whole they're better for master. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Vosem on October 09, 2012, 03:25:54 PM Christian hard-working The first part I generally oppose (being in favor of a secular society). The second part I generally support (being against a large-scale welfare state). I'm rather too busy with high school to do my utmost to undermine Christian values, though. Well you sound like one of these young libertarian good-for-nuthins who will destroy the country your elders worked so hard to build.... My elders immigrated to this country in 1995... Quote from: Vosem I'm against that :P He's one of your guys. Lol. Really? How so? Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: minionofmidas on October 09, 2012, 03:39:13 PM Why?! Are you against traditional values? That's a rather broad category...what specific values are you discussing? Probably lynching. I'm against that :P Anyways, that story gets a Trollin' B from me. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Jacob on October 09, 2012, 03:40:46 PM Quote from: Vosem[quote Really? How so? Your party's base is in the South. Actually, the deep South. Opinions like his are not that uncommon among Republicans down there. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Zioneer on October 09, 2012, 03:56:56 PM War on Christmas I've long wished one of these were actually around... Why?! Are you against traditional values? Oh man, I think I know who you actually are; kenyanobama lives! Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Oldiesfreak1854 on October 09, 2012, 04:42:27 PM Quote In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide. http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/10/07/romney-rumor-gop-wants-to-ban-tampons/Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a woman’s vagina. It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women. Initial drafts of this new legislation have already been brought before Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), and several other GOP Congressmen. It is likely to come to a vote as early as next month. If passed, tampons will no longer be available to sell or purchase, and women will have to find an alternative means to alleviate menstrual excreta. Several Democratic Congresspeople are already petitioning in dissent of this new piece of legislation, and will not give up without a fight to preserve a woman’s right to take care of her own body as she deems most effective. Bunch of old guys who got rejected a lot when they were younger Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Zanas on October 09, 2012, 04:54:27 PM The story was not al that much believable, there were a few too caricatural traits to it.
The troll reacting was good though ! Can't wait to see more of Obamalite to renew my signature ! :P Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: morgieb on October 09, 2012, 05:14:13 PM I took the bait here. lolz.
Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY on October 09, 2012, 06:17:31 PM I thought Republicans were all about inserting things into women's bodies. Huh.
Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Yelnoc on October 09, 2012, 07:36:03 PM I totally bought this.
Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian. on October 10, 2012, 01:56:33 AM I for one would like to extend mondale84 a warm welcome back to Atlas Forum.
Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook on October 10, 2012, 12:33:47 PM I totally bought this. Me too. Really the GOP would ban Dildos/Vibrators first; those are for sexual pleasure, not health. Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자) on October 19, 2012, 12:57:52 AM War on Christmas I've long wished one of these were actually around... There's a reason NORAD tracks Santa every year. And given how the season starts earlier and earlier each year, maybe we should declare war! Title: Re: Rumor: GOP wants to ban Tampons Post by: minionofmidas on October 19, 2012, 05:17:02 AM War on Christmas I've long wished one of these were actually around... There's a reason NORAD tracks Santa every year. And given how the season starts earlier and earlier each year, maybe we should declare war! |