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Atlas Fantasy Elections => Atlas Fantasy Elections => Topic started by: Filuwaúrdjan on October 11, 2012, 06:14:22 PM



Title: Who wants to be a running mate?
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on October 11, 2012, 06:14:22 PM
Auditions are open, if anyone wants it. If selected you'll have to pledge lifelong adherence to Reality, of course. If this doesn't work I will try blackmail.


Title: Re: Who wants to be a running mate?
Post by: Grumpier Than Thou on October 12, 2012, 03:23:17 PM
Opebo would be perfect.


Title: Re: Who wants to be a running mate?
Post by: Franzl on October 13, 2012, 04:31:01 AM
I would be happy to serve as a paid campaign advisor. At very competitive rates.


Title: Re: Who wants to be a running mate?
Post by: Filuwaúrdjan on October 13, 2012, 05:54:35 AM
Hired


Title: Re: Who wants to be a running mate?
Post by: Franzl on October 13, 2012, 05:57:41 AM

Alright, I appreciate the confidence you have in me.

My first official campaign suggestion would be to do a television commercial featuring puppies running around a green lawn somewhere in the Midwest, with a smiling Al eating a piece of apple pie and explaining how important being Atlasian is to him, and questioning his opponents commitment to maintaining the Atlasian way of life.


Title: Re: Who wants to be a running mate?
Post by: minionofmidas on October 13, 2012, 06:03:03 AM

Alright, I appreciate the confidence you have in me.

My first official campaign suggestion would be to do a television commercial featuring puppies running around a green lawn somewhere in the Midwest, with a smiling Al eating a piece of apple pie and explaining how important being Atlasian is to him, and questioning his opponents commitment to maintaining the Atlasian way of life.
And then casually butchering a puppy, explaining it intended to vote against him.