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Title: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: WalterMitty on February 21, 2014, 07:11:27 pm
in tribute to the great vander blubb.



Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on February 21, 2014, 07:18:04 pm
right wing democrats-all of you


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TNF on February 21, 2014, 07:22:09 pm
I USED to be a white supremacist, guys. Let me just make that clear. USED to be.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on February 21, 2014, 07:27:48 pm
The proletariat masses must overtake the mansions of the disgustingly evil bourgeois and form the USSK!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on February 21, 2014, 07:31:10 pm
Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on February 21, 2014, 07:35:33 pm
Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...
SKIP

 that was hurtful. :(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on February 21, 2014, 07:37:33 pm
Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...
SKIP

 that was hurtful. :(

Welcome to Atlas Forum. You will be right at home here.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on February 21, 2014, 07:41:09 pm
Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...
SKIP

 that was hurtful. :(

Welcome to Atlas Forum. You will be right at home here.
Ugh, can you just give me a reason for calling me a troll?

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on February 21, 2014, 07:43:04 pm
Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...
SKIP

 that was hurtful. :(

Welcome to Atlas Forum. You will be right at home here.
Ugh, can you just give me a reason for calling me a troll?

SKIP

I didn't call you a troll.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on February 21, 2014, 07:44:04 pm
The postmodernist paradigm dehydroxide fornication linguistic zirconium deoxymonohydroxinate Tolstoy.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on February 21, 2014, 07:44:39 pm
Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...
SKIP

 that was hurtful. :(

Welcome to Atlas Forum. You will be right at home here.
Ugh, can you just give me a reason for calling me a troll?

SKIP

I didn't call you a troll.
You said my posts were "Standard DLCtrollfare", and called me a "DLCbot"

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on February 21, 2014, 07:47:46 pm
Standard DLCtrollfare. I'm not entirely sure that would count as a 'parody' given the nature of DLCbots but ya never know...
SKIP

 that was hurtful. :(

Welcome to Atlas Forum. You will be right at home here.
Ugh, can you just give me a reason for calling me a troll?

SKIP

I didn't call you a troll.
You said my posts were "Standard DLCtrollfare", and called me a "DLCbot"

SKIP

'Trollfare' is not the same thing as a 'troll'. Trollfare is what trolls produce. I think you've noticed that I said in my parody that you were engaging in DLCtrollfare. Trollfare. There are many peoples who can produce trollfare, such as bots for instance.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on February 21, 2014, 08:45:10 pm
I assume it's ChairmanSanchez's turn?

Some kind of awkward attempt at self-awareness combined with a statement that betrays a stunning lack thereof.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King on February 21, 2014, 08:48:00 pm
The idea of parodying the preceding Atlasian's postings is laughable, of course, but not for reasons one might expect.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: DC Al Fine on February 21, 2014, 08:53:27 pm
I confuse the sh**t out of newbies by posting snarky red avatar stuff while maintaining a blue avatar.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Averroës on February 21, 2014, 08:56:30 pm
If everyone read the Bible and understood GAAP, the world would be a much better place.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PUT YOUR POM POMS DOWN on February 21, 2014, 11:55:58 pm
Durrrr I'm Averroës Nix and I post thoughtful, interesting, and amusing things all of the time.

Ugh. I suck at this.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowguy716 on February 22, 2014, 02:17:52 am
Kitteh takes swipe at you.  Kitteh claws your face.  Kitteh is satisfied.  UH OH CLAW STUCK IN FACE... CLAW IS STUCK IN FACE... Oh God I have to get away... here.. I'll just pull as hard as I can while hissing and try to run away.  That'll make it better.

Kitteh is glad kitteh foresees these possibilities and bes sure to only half claw face for quick escape.  Clever Kitteh is Clever.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clinton1996 on February 22, 2014, 02:24:11 am
My progressive stances stem from my proud Midwestern roots, and that's how it is. I'll continue to post humorously serious and thoughtful remarks.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on February 22, 2014, 03:00:38 am
Despite my username I'd support Obama over Clinton and oppose NAFTA


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 22, 2014, 05:05:21 am
I'm a moderate democrat but I'm a radical republican!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ElectionsGuy on February 22, 2014, 12:46:37 pm
I make lots of typing errors that end up being funny and exaggerate things while being the nicest person at the same time!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 22, 2014, 12:54:51 pm
Why exactly is it "racist" (::)) to suggest that Obongo was born in darkest Kenya when there's plenty of credible evidence from World Net Daily, Drudge, and several respected elected officials to suggest that's the case? ???


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on February 22, 2014, 01:00:47 pm
I'm a contrarian who hates hipsters.



Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on February 22, 2014, 01:18:25 pm
Liberals and darkies are just calling me "racist" to shut down my perfectly reasonable arguments.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on February 22, 2014, 01:20:01 pm
"He who feeds you, controls you." - Thomas Sankara


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on February 22, 2014, 01:24:06 pm
Eh, I don't know if I have enough of a handle on you to parody you, but I'm posting because I clicked on the link to parody Snowstalker. I'll try, though. Some features may be mixed up with those of Hashemite, and if they are I'm sorry, but that's the way she goes. This won't be very funny.

"Aubrey Plaza and Jennifer Lawrence are obviously the best actresses of all time, but I'm concentrated more on how municipal elections in India are progressing, especially those provinces to the South. Did you catch the Giants game last night?"

Or something like that.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bacon King on February 22, 2014, 01:28:41 pm
Check out my epic American beard, brosef, now I'm going to chop lumber and eat meat


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 22, 2014, 02:55:45 pm
are you concerned about Ron The Brave Plane

(http://i.imgur.com/vVgxs8M.png)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PR on February 22, 2014, 02:57:29 pm
Have I ever mentioned that Obamanation is the literal worst?



Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 22, 2014, 02:58:45 pm
Of course "libertarianism" cannot be "considered" a "legitimate" (whatever that "means") political "philosophy" (lol) but that doesn't mean that people on the internet won't "identify" as such.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PR on February 22, 2014, 02:59:49 pm
Of course "libertarianism" cannot be "considered" a "legitimate" (whatever that "means") political "philosophy" (lol) but that doesn't mean that people on the internet won't "identify" as such.

lol. Well played!

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TJ in Oregon on February 22, 2014, 03:21:02 pm
Stalin wasn't a true leftist because he didn't support gay marriage #SocialistsForEquality

(a parody of Oakvale giving a parody)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 22, 2014, 03:22:06 pm
I'm a bigot and I know it! (if I remember, you have said that!)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on February 22, 2014, 03:24:16 pm
Feelings Feelings Alien have rights Feelings Feelings

To be honest, I'm not trolling at all (http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=186165.msg4025337#msg4025337)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 22, 2014, 03:24:34 pm
Opinion of Stalin

Nice guy, FF! :) I disagree with him on some things but he's a great contributor to geopolitics.

e: Pipped by Gully.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on February 22, 2014, 03:39:17 pm
You guys are so sage and edgy. ::)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on February 22, 2014, 03:42:51 pm
France, 1942

"I get some of the complaints but the True Leftists should stop whining about Petain. The "resistance" goes TOO FAR in trying to undermine him."


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on February 22, 2014, 03:44:58 pm
I am ready to lead the proletarian resistance to the capitalist patrimony as soon as my I-phone quits charging and I finish eating my Chipolte.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Badger on February 22, 2014, 04:03:28 pm
Something clever that doesn't take itself too serious, and leads one to believe he's a serious mind with a lot to offer.




Then, the other shoe drops.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Scott on February 22, 2014, 04:42:39 pm
I also like to confuse newbies with my blue-avatar-yet-liberal-views shtick.  I am also a member of what is arguably the best mainline Protestant denomination in the United States. :)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on February 22, 2014, 04:49:21 pm
Really, there are no women here? ??? Oh my God, what have I done ! :o


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Orphan Crippler on February 22, 2014, 05:08:46 pm
Option 1: never kissed with a girl (normal).


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on February 22, 2014, 05:25:22 pm
Jefferson Dent put the glass of bourbon down in his desk and leaned forward to peer at his visitor through the cigar smoke. The young many looked confused and a bit lost. In all likelihood this was his first time meeting someone of Dent's fame or political stature. The aging Senator, with a groan, at last brought both his elbow onto the desk. "I've peered at your resum'e," he said as he looked to his right at the papers he was supposed to have read earlier that day. "Impressive. Your job here will offer you opportunity you might not get otherwise. My 'administrative assistant' can fill you in on all the sordid details that I'd rather not get into."

[At this point in the timeline, Kal will stop updating entirely and never revisit it]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: DC Al Fine on February 22, 2014, 05:45:30 pm
I'm an extreme social reactionary but somehow dislike monarchies and enjoy frats.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 22, 2014, 05:54:41 pm
I'm staunchly pro monarchist, , pro life, and whatever. But I like drinking!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on February 22, 2014, 05:55:28 pm
Moderate Hero and proud!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: afleitch on February 22, 2014, 06:10:31 pm
Now now I can't have an opinion on that OBVIOUSLY because I'm Italian (did you know that?) and it concerns America but obviously I wouldn't go too far to call them right-wing, certainly not in the European historical context but still HP.

:D


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Torie on February 22, 2014, 06:21:25 pm
"Religion has historically been homophobic because the acceptance of gays threatens their patriarchal theology, going back to the time of Moses." 


(I know, not very good, but then I am handicapped because I can't talk my way out of a paper bag when it comes to theology.)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Orphan Crippler on February 22, 2014, 06:38:55 pm
Herp derp, I'm a big lawyer with a big blue avatar. I hate freedom and good posting...

Oh sorry, I wasn't supposed to do Gramps.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Badger on February 22, 2014, 06:45:03 pm
My English is more than adaquate to deflate blowhard pinheads.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Miles on February 24, 2014, 03:53:26 am
*Insert some very good troll-slaying argument/comment*


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on February 24, 2014, 04:15:54 am
He's been rumored to drop out of the race, but I think it would be wise for him not to because of his preaux life views and his high favorability across the political spectrum, and I doubt his opponent has the organization necessary to win a statewide election.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 24, 2014, 06:01:28 am
"Wow I'm a far leftist, I have a -8 economic score, but I have joined a center-left party, I favor bipartisanship and moderation, even if I'm a far leftist."


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 24, 2014, 01:29:37 pm
There is no such thing as a HP, everyone is special and the universe loves everyone.  And guys, "everyone" includes aliens.  They do exist, Oakvale! >:(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 24, 2014, 01:33:51 pm
Really, mentioning Hitler in a World War II thread? Come on dude, not cool.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Dr. Cynic on February 24, 2014, 01:47:17 pm
You guys know that I'm too cool for this place, but I stick around anyway because I like deflating your ego.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Orphan Crippler on February 24, 2014, 01:59:07 pm
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(Style adopted during one of his prolonged absences)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 24, 2014, 02:26:29 pm
Has anyone noticed a correlation between anti-opebo and cancer?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on February 24, 2014, 02:50:21 pm
FF! He's a great guy and we're good friends. :)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Scott on February 24, 2014, 02:58:00 pm
Rich coming from someone who sees nothing wrong with sweatshops.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 24, 2014, 04:10:51 pm
And Moses descended from the mountain carrying the 2012 Democratic Party platform, writ on tablets of stone.

"Go forth and be moderate progressive liberals," said The Lord.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Maxwell on February 24, 2014, 04:12:56 pm
i love drones


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 24, 2014, 04:18:49 pm
i hate drones


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on February 24, 2014, 10:23:42 pm
Reported for mentioning the word "camps." My grandparents died in the camps.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TNF on February 24, 2014, 10:26:12 pm
RIP Stalin, defender of the Russian people from vile enemies of the people and capitalist wreckers


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on February 24, 2014, 10:29:16 pm
My Che Guevara "Viva la revolucion" t-shirt does far more good than any neoliberal corporatist fascist Democratic hack ever has for the working man.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on February 24, 2014, 10:51:46 pm
Hillary is the only realistic choice for progressive Democrats


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on February 24, 2014, 11:32:34 pm
If the government could, y'know, just involve  itself in every part of our lives (since the government is good) and also involve itself in the lives of other countries' citizens as well--in the spirit of true progressive presidents like Theodore Roosevelt and Richard Nixon--I think that everything would be better off, y'know? Also, for some weird reason I have an attachment to various economically left-wing political parties.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LeBron FitzGerald on February 25, 2014, 12:14:33 am
I'm harsh, but college all-nighters are cool like that. They call me the Centrist Beardman and I'm a sorority official dawgs.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Goldwater on February 25, 2014, 12:39:16 am
I'm very socially liberal, left wing progressive Democrat. But drugs are bad, m'kay.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Dr. Cynic on February 25, 2014, 10:24:14 pm
I might be the only conservative on the Forum who can get along with everybody.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: on February 26, 2014, 09:03:03 am
Ask not what the Democratic Party can do for Hillary, ask what Hillary can do for the Democratic party.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 26, 2014, 09:28:28 am
Insert generic newbie comment here


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on February 26, 2014, 10:19:06 pm
[Person's name]!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Maxwell on February 26, 2014, 11:21:36 pm
[sperg for five paragraphs]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bacon King on February 27, 2014, 12:24:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/IaLG69W.gif)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Franknburger on February 27, 2014, 01:03:38 am
It seems everybody has been overlooking Tuvalu's upcoming plebiscite on abolishing the monarchy. So let me feed you in on the King...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on February 27, 2014, 06:11:58 am
[lengthy, detailed effortpost which looks like an academic article about economics, history or something like that]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TNF on February 27, 2014, 08:41:44 am
Come on guys, you know we must go to any lengths to support Obama because if a Republican wins THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE. The whole welfare state will be abolished, America will invade every middle eastern country (and maybe North Korea, Cuba, and Venezuela), and gays will be segregated. Thinking that Obama or Clinton will govern in a similar or even only slightly different way is True Leftism (tm) because Obama is obviously a progressive deep down inside.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 27, 2014, 09:05:11 am
I like voting for people who are dead!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: HokeyDood on February 27, 2014, 09:25:47 am
I'm not sure what this thread is all about... But if it helps the Democrats take back the House then I'm all for it!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Sol on February 27, 2014, 01:49:13 pm
Guys, stop being such prudes. God is dead, and y'all know it!


( :) )


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 27, 2014, 01:56:06 pm
Leave this terrible poster alone. Y'all.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Napoleon on February 27, 2014, 02:21:39 pm
I'm leaving...again...for real this time.

Two weeks later: I'm back!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 27, 2014, 02:22:52 pm
Wow, we are more similar than I imagined. I rank 2% over 1% and never drink whole or skim milk. I can tolerate skim milk in a coffee but its not my preference. When it comes to other dairy products, I like nonfat yogurt and sharp cheddar is the best cheddar (even if its not my favorite cheese overall). And I don't use the fake butter, I buy the sticks and use that for everything like toast and sandwiches. I usually keep it out on a dish so its ready to spread- its healthier than the I can't believe its not butter garbage.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on February 27, 2014, 03:33:41 pm
Dianne Feinstein is a huge FF


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cassius on February 27, 2014, 03:44:05 pm
I'm a progressive...

...

Adenauer wahlen!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 27, 2014, 03:51:02 pm
Sorry, but I can't acknowledge your presence until I've whipped out my good 'ole gaydar.  Wait, I didn't mean that in a homophobic way or anything; I just don't like gay people.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 27, 2014, 04:01:10 pm
Sorry, but I can't acknowledge your presence until I've whipped out my good 'ole gaydar.  Wait, I didn't mean that in a homophobic way or anything; I just don't like gay people.

SKIP

Not that Cassius isn't a neo-nazi homophobe etc. but is "gaydar" homophobic now?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 27, 2014, 04:09:58 pm
Sorry, but I can't acknowledge your presence until I've whipped out my good 'ole gaydar.  Wait, I didn't mean that in a homophobic way or anything; I just don't like gay people.

SKIP

Not that Cassius isn't a neo-nazi homophobe etc. but is "gaydar" homophobic now?

No, but he has used the phrase before and I now associate it with him since I've never heard anyone else use the term except in an episode of The Office.  Also, he (rightly) got a lot of crap once for saying he could use "the good 'ole gaydar" to tell if someone was gay from sight or something like that, IIRC.

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cassius on February 27, 2014, 04:24:50 pm
Sorry, but I can't acknowledge your presence until I've whipped out my good 'ole gaydar.  Wait, I didn't mean that in a homophobic way or anything; I just don't like gay people.

SKIP

Not that Cassius isn't a neo-nazi homophobe etc. but is "gaydar" homophobic now?

'Neo-Nazi'. Bit harsh innit 'mun. I mean, I've kind of gotten used to being casually labelled a fascist. But Neo-Nazi... You just took this to a whole new level :(

Skippety skippety skip skip skip...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bacon King on February 27, 2014, 04:59:55 pm
X: guys seriously stop making jokes about the Holocaust it's not cool

PS be sure to vote in my Concentration Camps survivor, we need someone to break the tie between Auschwitz and Dachau!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 27, 2014, 07:06:46 pm
X: guys seriously stop making jokes about the Holocaust it's not cool

PS be sure to vote in my Concentration Camps survivor, we need someone to break the tie between Auschwitz and Dachau!

This is parody the preceeding poster.  Not "act like an asshole and repeat bs Oakvale said on mibbit that has no basis in reality."

Also learn to read, I said SKIP.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PUT YOUR POM POMS DOWN on February 27, 2014, 07:08:54 pm
I said SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 27, 2014, 07:09:35 pm
I have sex with many girls and every members of this forum MUST know it.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TNF on February 27, 2014, 07:50:11 pm
We must defend the rights of extraterrestrials. Racism against aliens is bad and must be stopped.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mayor Steve Pearce on February 27, 2014, 08:05:25 pm
Yay Unions


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on February 27, 2014, 08:06:37 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TNF on February 27, 2014, 08:28:09 pm
Truman should have used more nukes.*

*Actual Snowstalker quote, taken out of context.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on February 27, 2014, 08:30:07 pm
Unions are always right.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bacon King on February 27, 2014, 08:36:41 pm
X: guys seriously stop making jokes about the Holocaust it's not cool

PS be sure to vote in my Concentration Camps survivor, we need someone to break the tie between Auschwitz and Dachau!

This is parody the preceeding poster.  Not "act like an asshole and repeat bs Oakvale said on mibbit that has no basis in reality."

Also learn to read, I said SKIP.

I'm not repeating anything said by anyone else. Mostly I just think "Nuremburg Trial Defendants Survivor" is an incredibly tasteless concept.

also you were the last one who didn't say skip :P

but for real, this is a thread where people are supposed to parody you. If you can't take the heat you don't have to post here. FWIW I didn't mean anything personal by it

(skip)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on February 27, 2014, 08:43:12 pm
Something something Tony Blairish


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 27, 2014, 09:02:09 pm
X: guys seriously stop making jokes about the Holocaust it's not cool

PS be sure to vote in my Concentration Camps survivor, we need someone to break the tie between Auschwitz and Dachau!

This is parody the preceeding poster.  Not "act like an asshole and repeat bs Oakvale said on mibbit that has no basis in reality."

Also learn to read, I said SKIP.

I'm not repeating anything said by anyone else. Mostly I just think "Nuremburg Trial Defendants Survivor" is an incredibly tasteless concept.

also you were the last one who didn't say skip :P

but for real, this is a thread where people are supposed to parody you. If you can't take the heat you don't have to post here. FWIW I didn't mean anything personal by it

(skip)

Sorry, I was up until 3:00 AM last night writing papers and over-reacted a bit (and was too tired to remember that I had just posted in the thread :P ).  Skip


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Napoleon on February 27, 2014, 09:21:12 pm
Lol


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on February 28, 2014, 01:17:13 am
X: guys seriously stop making jokes about the Holocaust it's not cool

PS be sure to vote in my Concentration Camps survivor, we need someone to break the tie between Auschwitz and Dachau!

This is parody the preceeding poster.  Not "act like an asshole and repeat bs Oakvale said on mibbit that has no basis in reality."

Also learn to read, I said SKIP.

SKIP

Come on X, surely you can see the weird disconnect of reacting on a hair-trigger every time anyone mentions anything related to the Nazis/Holocaust etc. and at the same time running a Nuremberg defendants survivor game, in which people vote for their favourite Nazi war criminal.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on February 28, 2014, 10:38:23 am
X: guys seriously stop making jokes about the Holocaust it's not cool

PS be sure to vote in my Concentration Camps survivor, we need someone to break the tie between Auschwitz and Dachau!

This is parody the preceeding poster.  Not "act like an asshole and repeat bs Oakvale said on mibbit that has no basis in reality."

Also learn to read, I said SKIP.

SKIP

Come on X, surely you can see the weird disconnect of reacting on a hair-trigger every time anyone mentions anything related to the Nazis/Holocaust etc. and at the same time running a Nuremberg defendants survivor game, in which people vote for their favourite Nazi war criminal.

I highly doubt anyone uses "favorite" as criteria when voting in that survivor.  "Most interesting" or something like that seems like a more likely criteria.  Also, I don't react hair-trigger every time anyone mentions anything about Nazis/the Holocaust.  I don't really know where you even get that from.  On mibbit, I've asked Hash not to do it because for a while he was comparing all sorts of trivial nonsense to Hitler non-stop just about every time I was on mibbit.  I may have asked you once or twice not to make trivial comparisons once or twice (though I don't remember doing so) and I ripped some poster a new one once because he kept comparing Jon Husted to Hitler/the Gestapo.  Beyond that, I don't see where you this from.  I'm sorry if it bothers you that I kept asking Hash not to constantly compare anything that annoyed him to Hitler, but there was a period where it got to be too much.  I'm not saying it is deliberate (I'm inclined to say it isn't, in fact), but I really don't think you and the IRC establishment are giving a very accurate account of this at all (then there's the issue of violating your own rules about not talking about IRC stuff in the forum).  Bacon King's post was a bit over-the-top, although I did over-react to it.  It feels like you guys made a meme out of this situation and that the meme is now being revised in a way that unfairly makes me look like a hypocrite on this stuff even though I never have been.  I see a disconnect between my actions in your/the IRC establishment's meme about this subject.  However, I don't see any disconnect between my actual actions/statements on the matter.  If anything, I've been open-minded about hearing your perspective on the subject and willing to engage in serious discussion about it on those occasions where you don't try to play the meme game.

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on February 28, 2014, 11:27:29 am
I'm a Laborite and a leftist but come on, full nationalization of property goes too far!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on February 28, 2014, 12:59:30 pm
DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: The Voice of America on February 28, 2014, 01:08:07 pm
I would dress in a tutu if Santorum won Colorado.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Orphan Crippler on February 28, 2014, 01:24:38 pm
(http://weaknights.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/eagletear.jpg)
(http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Ronald-Reagan.jpeg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/12507/large/Spanking.jpg?1355499400)
(http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jolsonandobama.jpg)

Godd Bless America


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on February 28, 2014, 01:50:34 pm
I would dress in a tutu if Santorum won Colorado.

lolwut

-skip-


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on March 06, 2014, 01:41:55 pm
BRTD...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on March 06, 2014, 01:43:26 pm
Schatz is too socially liberal for me and I really do think Hanabusa seems legit. In genral I prefer Democrats who are (or seem) more populist whereas ones who focus on progressive 'social issues' are just another species of DINO. Bushie needs to have a spiritual awakening that brings his understanding of salvation closer to that of Catholicism, stat.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Endy on March 06, 2014, 01:48:03 pm
The only thing late teanagers should do is stare at the wall. And never, ever farp


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on March 06, 2014, 01:48:50 pm
Through analyzing Genji Monogatori (源氏物語) using Wittgenstein's Law of Identity I have uncovered some relatively interesting 'facts' about the role of discourse in Japanese culture. Not that I privilege facts of course.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on March 06, 2014, 02:23:18 pm
It should be remembered that it's of course a for the most part useless exercise to interpret colonialism or New Imperialism through a conventional left-right spectrum, as a proper application of Nietzsche's analysis in Beyond Good and Evil should demonstrate.

[It should also be remembered that I confess to actually having a pretty poor understanding of Wittgenstein. Now that you mention it I think it would probably be more fruitful to apply most versions of the Law of Identity to the Pillow Book of Sei Shōnagon than to anything else from that period. And addressing this at all is pretty much self-parody anyway, isn't it?]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: afleitch on March 06, 2014, 05:11:54 pm
I can't miss this one :D Sorry Nathan.

It's not so much about the art of parody per se (and I've been meaning to post an essay I've written on the subject) but how one communicates a hyper-realistic approximation of the previous poster. Of course the usual cultural relativistic caveats apply (I've been meaning to provide a link to that) and probably the best approximation of how to render parody when making posts is to review various texts by theologians such as x (name to go here; make the f-ckers Google for it ) But really I'm very uncomfortable with the whole idea and in simple terms I'll really need to think about it.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on March 06, 2014, 05:31:49 pm
SKIP

Through analyzing Genji Monogatori (源氏物語) using Wittgenstein's Law of Identity I have uncovered some relatively interesting 'facts' about the role of discourse in Japanese culture. Not that I privilege facts of course.

Excellent Enderman parody. ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: HokeyDood on March 06, 2014, 06:02:23 pm
Parody threads are neither great nor awful (normal, pragmatist).


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on March 06, 2014, 06:04:19 pm
Conservatives are the worst!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on March 06, 2014, 06:44:55 pm
Mary Landrieu might just win!!! FF :)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on March 06, 2014, 06:52:39 pm
Is there anything I can parody that he hasn't already done himself in the Ukraine thread?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: MattVT on March 06, 2014, 06:56:20 pm
Say no to the evils of leftism, and yes to the love, grace, and salvation offered by Dr. Ron Paul.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on March 06, 2014, 06:57:15 pm
Despite my liberaltarian leanings, I, for whatever reason, am deeply in love with the late, great Theodore Roosevelt. #Yankee4Evar


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on March 06, 2014, 06:59:13 pm
I'm a libertarian fascist, but highly religious! I'm staunchly conservative but I support marijuana legalization!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mayor Steve Pearce on March 07, 2014, 10:13:13 am
Sawx!!! My boy! We may disagree on Schatz and Pryor but you're a great guy!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Good Grumps With A Gun on March 07, 2014, 11:06:35 am
VanDerBlubb already did that a couple of weeks ago, right Saxw?  ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on March 07, 2014, 11:08:10 am
RUSS POWERS BEST THING EVER RUSS POWERS AWESOME RIGHT GUYS?!!!!???!!!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 07, 2014, 11:11:41 am
y dis forum h8 hillary? :( :( :(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on March 07, 2014, 11:15:03 am
The patriarchy, along with neo-liberalism and true leftism*, is among the things that stand between us and a truly egalitarian society. I have little problem with religion as long as it's as left-wing as I am, though as a whole I have little use for the concept. Also, why do the true leftists hate Obama? He's pretty accomplished in my eyes.

*Ironically that I love to hate on both.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mayor Steve Pearce on March 07, 2014, 12:38:36 pm
VanDerBlubb already did that a couple of weeks ago, right Saxw?  ;)

Of course.

My brothers and I pounded so many beers last night, dawg.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on March 07, 2014, 12:43:16 pm
Yikes Mark Pryor. I will vote for Tom Cotton, even if he's a far-right neoconservative, whereas I'm a left-libertarian democrat. I can't support the fact that Mark pryor opposed the Senate plan of raising the minimum wage. It's sure abolishing the minimum wage, a proposition which could be made by Tom Cotton, is a better alternative than the statu quo :).

OH WAIT!!!! The Green Party has a candidate. But he's a Larouchebag :(. Maybe I should write in Bill Halter? Or maybe I should write in people who are dead like TNF does? I don't know hmmmm.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on March 07, 2014, 03:30:09 pm
You are all DINOs.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on March 07, 2014, 03:31:58 pm
Heute gehört uns Florida, morgen die ganze Welt!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ModerateVAVoter on March 07, 2014, 03:33:21 pm
Obamacare is a joke, and an insult to us real advocates of healthcare reform. This neoliberal cancer must be exterminated.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LeBron FitzGerald on March 07, 2014, 07:04:30 pm
I love how much Bill Haslam has separated himself from the right in Tennessee of all places. He should definitely run for President and I think he would stand a great chance as the moderate in the race! I like Portman and Kirk, to, but we need to do everything to stop these far-right jokes like Stockman and make sure true moderates like Cornyn hold on.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on March 07, 2014, 07:31:39 pm
Despite my love of Ed FitzGerald, if he came out for marijuana legalization, I'd probably vote for John Kasich. Drugs are bad, mmkay?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on March 07, 2014, 07:38:23 pm
#ready4hillary


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: MattVT on March 07, 2014, 07:45:26 pm
#ready4collectivization


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Maxwell on March 12, 2014, 09:02:00 pm
#ready4swagger


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on March 13, 2014, 07:14:07 am
The Midwest should cut its budget, even if we have a 40 Billion surplus. (:p)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TNF on March 13, 2014, 09:14:06 am
(http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/58/d3/58d38fcd1fd4173b0028a11d06beb247.jpg?itok=HKg1u0b5)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 13, 2014, 10:43:57 am
I don't give a crap if Republicans win, since Obama is just as much of a neoliberal sellout to austerity banksters! Only a proletarian revolution will save America!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on March 13, 2014, 11:40:27 am
I don't give a crap if Republicans win, since Obama is just as much of a neoliberal sellout to austerity banksters! Only a proletarian revolution will save America!

Why won't Spain ban strippng? Horrible.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on March 13, 2014, 11:46:36 am
There are Democrats I might consider voting for, but only with sufficiently business-friendly platforms and sufficiently good taste in menswear. Why won't Brian Schweitzer switch from bolos to bow ties, I ask of you?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on March 16, 2014, 02:54:06 pm
I love when Joe Republic (or Averroes) calls me an agrarian collectivist with no respect for liberty.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on March 16, 2014, 03:06:31 pm
He's leading by a point, he's clearly in the lead guys.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Endy on March 16, 2014, 03:21:57 pm
I try to be non-biased

*sig shows epic parisanship*


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on March 16, 2014, 03:26:04 pm
When we introduce this homelessness bill,  I must add unnecessary adjectives and to make sure the Wi-Fi is cleaned every month.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 16, 2014, 03:27:36 pm
HI I'M JACK ENDERMAN I'M SO FUN AND WEIRD AND FUN AMIRITE PEOPLE?!?

...people?

...wait, where's everyone?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on March 16, 2014, 03:36:37 pm
Can we have a serious conversation about sex right now?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on March 16, 2014, 03:39:31 pm
TNF!! You cannot be serious! Truly you know that even the worst Democrat will be superior to McConnell! It pains my heart to see such true leftism!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on March 16, 2014, 03:44:53 pm
lol sage


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on April 23, 2014, 02:30:37 pm
Brian Schweitzer is better than Hillary, so Bellows/Schweizer 2016! (Yes, I am opening a can of worms here, I noticed)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on April 23, 2014, 02:31:23 pm
This is all very offensive to me.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on April 23, 2014, 02:35:08 pm
Scott is not a racist, stop. Cutting voting hours was just to spare money, not to try to suppress minority vote in order to be elected.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on April 23, 2014, 02:36:47 pm
Ugh, all these social liberals don't care about real leftist issues. I'm no radical, but we need to do more to advance economic leftists in this party, not just focus on liberal imaging.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: The Voice of America on April 23, 2014, 04:14:57 pm
Kucinich would beat Reagan had he run in 1984.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on April 23, 2014, 04:16:27 pm
Clinton will lose, regardless of Candidate, and Abortion is evil and will be the main focus of all the campaigns. Also McCain was robbed I tell ya!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on April 23, 2014, 04:39:31 pm
What's the point of this thread? Is it supposed to be funny?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Sol on April 23, 2014, 04:43:00 pm
I'm sick of how misogynistic atlas is


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on April 23, 2014, 04:52:23 pm
Kucinich would beat Reagan had he run in 1984.

You do not know me very well.

*SKIP*


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on April 23, 2014, 05:00:57 pm
I read a delightful proto-feminist haiku (kanshi form, of course) which would have served well as a parody, but I don't particularly feel any desire to seek it out at the moment since, among other things, I have to attend meeting of a lesbian coven later tonight and I can't seem to find my robes.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on April 23, 2014, 05:11:43 pm
This thread is awful, and I hate this forum. Mods pls ban.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on April 23, 2014, 05:15:27 pm
I know now that Objectivism and Christianity are incompatible, but I still think that Rand gets a bad rap. Maybe it's possible to find some insights in anarcho-capitalism?

I read a delightful proto-feminist haiku (kanshi form, of course) which would have served well as a parody, but I don't particularly feel any desire to seek it out at the moment since, among other things, I have to attend meeting of a lesbian coven later tonight and I can't seem to find my robes.

Kanshi by definition cannot be haiku, and covens of any kind would be heretical at best.

Even so, I laughed.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: HokeyDood on April 23, 2014, 05:25:41 pm
Nathan does not even comprehend the connotative nor the denotative meaning of "parody", and is likely participatory in this thread for the metaphorical and philosophical triangulation of the metaphysical conglomeratory virutes.   


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on April 23, 2014, 05:26:08 pm
Bring back opebo!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: WeAreDoomed on April 23, 2014, 05:30:39 pm
ARGGGHHH MADDOW SMASH!!!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on April 23, 2014, 05:38:49 pm
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on April 23, 2014, 05:49:18 pm
Let's talk about [insert username]

[insert username] is nothing but a nuisance to the forum and should be banned immediately

I'm fairly certain [insert username] is a troll account and I ask the mods to remove [insert username].


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: sentinel on April 23, 2014, 06:50:19 pm
"I'm gay and going to have a radical party"


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Julian Assange is a Snowflake on May 01, 2014, 05:12:50 pm
*generic center-left proposal in Atlasia*


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on May 01, 2014, 05:14:24 pm
I care about trivial things.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PUT YOUR POM POMS DOWN on May 01, 2014, 05:25:33 pm
To try and parody Chairman Sanchez is, for me, a useless endeavor. This is because he and I grew up in different families in different states. Sure, we use the same forum - but to try and make a suitable rendition would be forever lacking given our distinct lives. To think it could be done is a utopian fantasy.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on May 01, 2014, 05:28:48 pm
To try and parody Chairman Sanchez is, for me, a useless endeavor. This is because he and I grew up in different families in different states. Sure, we use the same forum - but to try and make a suitable rendition would be forever lacking given our distinct lives. To think it could be done is a utopian fantasy.
Touche. Touche.

If I could find the clapping gif, I'd post it.

-skip-


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PUT YOUR POM POMS DOWN on May 01, 2014, 07:13:27 pm
(I don't necessarily think your point is silly I just could not help but draw the parallel ;))

Don't skip me, I am liable to trip you.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oldiesfreak1854 on May 02, 2014, 07:37:06 am
Jimmy Carter is the best president ever!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potatoe on May 02, 2014, 10:44:47 am
So what polls and research prove me wrong? In my head, I'm 100% right!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on May 02, 2014, 11:28:18 am
I don't see how this funny thing is funny at all! What is the s*** b**** a*** n****??


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on May 02, 2014, 11:38:41 am
The fiends who can't parody other posters but try to do so anyway should be banned (normal).


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clinton1996 on May 02, 2014, 08:33:10 pm
The guillotine is the only answer. Regardless of the question.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PiMp DaDdy FitzGerald on May 09, 2014, 04:49:29 pm
Shrek is love


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Vosem on May 09, 2014, 05:00:36 pm
Had an intense political discussion with a grocery bagger the other day


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on May 09, 2014, 05:08:37 pm
Corporate entities deserve the same rights as anybody else. It's good to know hard work is still valued and success is still admired in this country.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Sol on May 09, 2014, 06:28:34 pm
Perhaps what is most capable of parody regarding Nathan's postings is his heterogeneous variety of influences (though said influences vary from context to context). You can see a wide variety of thinkers in his complex prose, from Shakyamuni to the wise writings of the Bible.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Maxwell on May 09, 2014, 08:56:30 pm
reported for homophobia.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on May 09, 2014, 09:11:39 pm
Why, establishment GOP, why?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LeBron FitzGerald on May 09, 2014, 11:40:49 pm
As a physics teacher, I'm disappointed that my brainless students can't get a simple problem right on any of my tests. I ask them to calculate the acceleration of North Carolina Republican Senate candidate Thom Tillis if he runs at a speed of 42.5 m/s exerting a force of 67 Newtons then divide it by the percentage of vote Tillis received in the primary, then multiply it by the margin Romney lost 18-29 year olds in the 2012 Presidential election and proceed to square that by the chances Republicans have at taking back the Senate. Now I ask you guys, what is so hard about that?!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on May 10, 2014, 12:37:01 am
Brian Schweitzer is a massive HP for being a pro-gun nut.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on June 02, 2014, 02:42:18 pm
<insert generic progressive opinion>


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on June 02, 2014, 02:43:59 pm
BREAKING: Man eats hamburger in NYC McDonalds

Terrible news, humanity is definitely doomed.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on June 02, 2014, 02:46:26 pm
I still believe in the power of the great social-democratic institutions of the progressive left to agitate for positive change. We've just been going through a lean time is all.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on June 02, 2014, 02:50:53 pm
Parodying Nathan is quite... 難しい


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Julian Assange is a Snowflake on June 02, 2014, 02:52:21 pm
The Atlas concensus on this is so wrong.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on June 02, 2014, 02:55:51 pm
I was too busy beating the Enlightened, attending Dudefest and worshiping Hippie Jesus to educate myself about major literary figures that every remotely cultured person knows about.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cassius on June 02, 2014, 03:00:00 pm
Ugh, I'm sick of the Republican party's opposition to democracy...

Can't Flanby and the DCRI cook up a little accident for Marine...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on June 02, 2014, 03:04:23 pm
Quote
Posted by: Former Assemblyman Cassius
Show/Hide

No need for parodies.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Good Grumps With A Gun on June 02, 2014, 03:19:16 pm
A list of people who I don't want to see banned:

1) my partner oakvale.

2)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on June 02, 2014, 03:32:17 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SANDRA FLUKE

GET ME A SANDWICH

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

WIMMINZ. BUY YOUR OWN BIRTH CONTROL

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Ban Boy

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I'm a man in my late 50s, I enjoy leering, sneering and trolling. Also, sports, sports are important.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on June 02, 2014, 03:38:27 pm
Dehydroxide Tura Lura Lura neoconservative fornicating with Robert Fulton first battle of Antietam.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Julian Assange is a Snowflake on June 02, 2014, 03:39:46 pm
I don't like this foreign policy move of Obama, so let me make by point by attacking the foreign policy of Reagan and the Bushes. Also I'm going to blindly worship the military and CIA while condemning their actions at the same time.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on June 02, 2014, 03:55:30 pm
Tumblr leftism is the only reasonable ideology


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on June 02, 2014, 04:39:23 pm
I'm voting for Jill Stein though I secretly wish she took over Elizabeth Warren's career and was a Democrat.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on June 03, 2014, 12:01:09 am
Rand is the life, the truth and the way to eternal prosperity because
Freedom.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on June 03, 2014, 05:12:59 am
(http://mathsforeurope.digibel.be/images/Gausscurve1.gif)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on June 03, 2014, 06:17:30 am
Those people are absolutely disgusting and they will be ruined in the upcoming election, if the country has any sense of decency left. And I'm not sure they do. :(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on June 03, 2014, 04:24:45 pm
Opinion of Menelik II


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on June 03, 2014, 04:29:06 pm
Opinion of Menelik II

FF or I'm a colonialist.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on June 03, 2014, 04:33:12 pm

No no no I mean that was my parody of you. (Also, yes, of course he was.)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on June 03, 2014, 04:37:41 pm

No no no I mean that was my parody of you. (Also, yes, of course he was.)

That was a self-parody of the poll options :P.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on June 03, 2014, 04:48:49 pm
African elections are the best and must be studied intensely.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on June 03, 2014, 05:10:24 pm
I've always thought I was a liberal, but then I saw Atlas


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PiMp DaDdy FitzGerald on June 03, 2014, 05:11:24 pm
The Internationale shall unite the United States!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on June 03, 2014, 05:13:34 pm
Boque boque.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on June 03, 2014, 05:29:50 pm
Did you know that George Washington Carver was an Ethiopian?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on June 03, 2014, 07:15:19 pm
Did you know that I'm really, really sorry for once being a white nationalist?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on June 03, 2014, 08:10:27 pm
I'm really liberal for my area so it's kind of new to me to be to the right of so many people here! Euler/Trumka 2016!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on July 01, 2014, 06:51:29 am
LEFTISM AND CHRISTIANISM FOR EVER.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on July 01, 2014, 08:20:18 am
Let's all sing and dnce and hold hands and be happy and love each other 5ever! :)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on July 01, 2014, 01:32:45 pm
Hipster socialism FTW!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on July 01, 2014, 01:34:29 pm
I'm a solid Social Democratic internationalist who uses the label centrist for some reason.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on July 01, 2014, 01:50:37 pm
I've been really getting into right-wing isolationism and 80s Bob Dylan records. If you can look past the production, Shot Of Love especially has a very strong message of limited government, low taxes and gun rights.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on July 01, 2014, 01:51:31 pm
Fiend levels at an all-time high.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LeBron FitzGerald on July 01, 2014, 02:16:35 pm
How can anyone idolize an anti-bourgeoise, neoliberal nationalist like Hillary Clinton when this country was founded on Marxist principles? You people are so dense.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on July 01, 2014, 02:21:19 pm
The Democratic Party *can* pick up all 13 Republican seats in 2014 if it weren't for that DINO Brian Schweitzer refusing to run for Senate in Montana.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oldiesfreak1854 on July 01, 2014, 05:07:05 pm
I'm one of those very rare species: a white supremacist who likes folk rock.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Scott on July 01, 2014, 05:09:01 pm
I might not know anything about polling or US history, but I don't let that stop me from talking about them.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clinton1996 on July 01, 2014, 05:42:42 pm
Jesus


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on July 02, 2014, 04:49:11 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oldiesfreak1854 on July 02, 2014, 08:30:51 am
I might not know anything about polling or US history, but I don't let that stop me from talking about them.
Actually, I do.  I have plenty of evidence to support my views.
SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on July 05, 2014, 03:50:07 pm
Neoliberals are the worst.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on July 05, 2014, 04:07:58 pm
There is no need to parody the postings of someone who once went onto the IRC as "FELDMARSCHALLMUNGBEANS"


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: HokeyDood on July 05, 2014, 04:11:10 pm
Let's talk about _________


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Orphan Crippler on July 05, 2014, 04:15:47 pm
opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo I'm in the Navy opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo opebo


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on July 30, 2014, 01:36:28 pm
Let's turn every post into a parody.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on July 30, 2014, 03:25:54 pm
Jesus would have endorsed Dick Gephardt.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on July 30, 2014, 03:26:43 pm
Even though I'm a Republican, I think Bernie Sanders is pretty cool.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mayor Steve Pearce on July 30, 2014, 03:31:08 pm
When I was 8 I was an extreme neocon. Hope I don't die in Snowstalker's Great Purge.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on July 30, 2014, 03:45:20 pm
CottonisbetterthanPryor swag


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on July 30, 2014, 03:50:42 pm
let's be friends <3

 i love all of you and we should not  be fighting we should all be happy ;D


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on July 30, 2014, 06:31:13 pm
Sure, I'm technically a member of Labor, but I'll still be voting for Lumine <3


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LeBron FitzGerald on July 30, 2014, 06:44:41 pm
Okay, so I know I'm supposed to be fair and neutral as Speaker, but I'm only bringing to the floor bills proposed by me and dallasfan and those bills may.......or may not legalize murder if the assassin is drunk or high at the time? If it's not libertarian enough, just let me know.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on July 30, 2014, 07:26:57 pm
Pot is of Satan


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on July 30, 2014, 08:29:32 pm
Oh, how evil, those neoliberal Republicans!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cranberry on August 01, 2014, 02:25:32 am
Democrats need to be like me to win in Missouri and Kentucky, yee ha!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: sentinel on August 01, 2014, 07:12:52 am
standard liberal comment + medium level of excitement


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on August 10, 2014, 05:23:20 am
Hi, I'm Sir Nick, and I'm a Very Serious Person who thinks we need to get tough on deficit reduction.

(Sorry sirnick; I don't know you that well and I'm mostly going off the "people over politics" thing in your sig :()


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on August 10, 2014, 08:36:47 pm
I used to look up to TNF but then he started defending Imperial Japan :(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on August 10, 2014, 08:48:30 pm
I will defer to TNF on this matter!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on August 10, 2014, 08:49:48 pm
Clearly, if FDR could've served his whole 4th term, we wouldn't be in the messes we are today.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on August 11, 2014, 01:22:05 pm
A presidential election between Scott Walker and Jay Nixon would be an extremely difficult choice.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on August 11, 2014, 01:26:04 pm
damn you true leftist >:(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on August 11, 2014, 02:31:25 pm
I often use emoticons in my post but I continue to be a cool poster none the less.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ElectionsGuy on August 11, 2014, 03:05:06 pm
Just to make it clear, I don't like Southern Florida or Lois Frankel.

I also used to be a racist.

Oh, and Ron Paul politics will dominate the future of this country.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on August 11, 2014, 03:12:40 pm
FF


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on August 11, 2014, 03:13:37 pm
SJWs are conspiring to keep me from getting laid.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mayor Steve Pearce on August 11, 2014, 03:14:50 pm
Obamanation in the house.

jk


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on August 11, 2014, 03:29:03 pm
RIP Troy Jackson :(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mopolis on August 12, 2014, 02:45:28 pm
How about no


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PiMp DaDdy FitzGerald on August 12, 2014, 05:55:11 pm
We need to call America America in English, Mexico in Spanish, and New Haiti in Creole.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on August 12, 2014, 06:00:57 pm
Jews are gross


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TDAS04 on August 12, 2014, 06:42:45 pm
The Obama/Biden administration is every bit as awful as a McCain/Palin administration would have been. 


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on August 12, 2014, 06:58:01 pm
Tom Daschle is the best


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on August 12, 2014, 07:50:02 pm
I'm Gauss....IN CALIFORNIA!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on August 12, 2014, 08:16:00 pm
I'm the ghost of Roosevelt, still yearning to finish my 4th term.......


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on October 02, 2014, 02:29:04 pm
ReadyforScottWalker because I love so much private unions


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on October 02, 2014, 02:42:34 pm
Oakvale!!!!!! Globally you must not allow a folk of teadrinking francophobic take Eireeeeeeee!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 02, 2014, 02:44:38 pm
Postmodernist Internet Architecture is terribad.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Dr. Cynic on October 02, 2014, 03:31:39 pm
I know I was racist once... But I'm better now guyyyyzzzz!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on October 10, 2014, 07:57:46 pm
How yinz doing? Go steelers!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on October 10, 2014, 07:58:27 pm
No! No! What do you mean you didn't ask?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mayor Steve Pearce on October 10, 2014, 07:59:35 pm
Long live Haile Selassie.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 10, 2014, 08:20:37 pm
Emily Cain is everything wrong with the democratic party today


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 10, 2014, 08:34:37 pm
Every Republican is going to lose because obviously, obviously


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on October 10, 2014, 09:32:09 pm
Uhhhh, I don't wanna decide. When we're left, I'm right, and vice-versa. Physics. Bible.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LeBron FitzGerald on October 10, 2014, 09:59:27 pm
Foley is totally going to win. Malloy's been doing a TERRIBLE job in our state and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Democratic hack.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on October 10, 2014, 10:01:36 pm
Drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Ed FitzGerald is good, mmmkay?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: New_Conservative on October 10, 2014, 10:06:56 pm
Hilary is going to sweep the electoral college in 2016, the GOP shouldn't even run a candidate. When she takes office, she should instantly be crowned "Queen of the United States" and assume absolute power.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on October 10, 2014, 11:21:35 pm
Corporations deserve the same rights as anybody else. It's good to know hard work is still valued and success is still looked up to in this country.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on October 10, 2014, 11:29:16 pm
Foley is totally going to win. Malloy's been doing a TERRIBLE job in our state and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Democratic hack.

Tis all true 😅


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on October 10, 2014, 11:32:10 pm
Foley is totally going to win. Malloy's been doing a TERRIBLE job in our state and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Democratic hack.

Tis all true 😅

I'm middle of the road and usually post one sentence posts.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: DC Al Fine on October 11, 2014, 07:00:03 am
I am new and a generic conservative. Where are all the GOPers at?!?!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RR1997 on October 11, 2014, 07:04:37 am
Ron Paul! Calvinism! Paleoconservatism!



Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 11, 2014, 07:17:53 am
I like Dick Cheyney for some reason


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RR1997 on October 11, 2014, 07:48:34 am
Bernie Sanders is a neoliberal, corporate stooge.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Vega on October 11, 2014, 09:45:40 am
"Moderate, non-offensive Republican reporting in!".


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 11, 2014, 09:49:08 am
Neil Abercrombie is the worst Governor Hawaii has ever had


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 11, 2014, 12:03:19 pm
Wait? Howie Hawkins supported Barry Commoner in 1980? Weaksauce. I'm writing in Gloria LaRiva for Governor now.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Julian Assange is a Snowflake on October 11, 2014, 12:16:18 pm
I see no contradiction in blind worship of the military and defending CIA veterans while condemning every military action as imperialism.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on October 11, 2014, 12:19:57 pm
True Leftism, the Tea Party and moderate heroes are the 3 biggest threats to progressivism.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 11, 2014, 12:42:12 pm
I knew Quinn would pull ahead XD. Now if we can just get some magic worked in Iowa....


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: DC Al Fine on October 11, 2014, 12:43:33 pm
Oh ffs guys I am not a white nationalist and haven't been for years.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: HokeyDood on October 11, 2014, 01:01:16 pm
No no no guys!  Social conservatism is alive and well and TOTALLY backed up by logic. 


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 11, 2014, 01:15:43 pm
Every world problem is clearly because of religion and Republicans.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RR1997 on October 11, 2014, 07:17:06 pm
"Abortion is evil!"

"Why are the social views of this forum so out of touch with real America!?"

"Dem physics tho."


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on October 18, 2014, 04:16:28 pm
"Abortion is evil!"

"Why are the social views of this forum so out of touch with real America!?"

"Dem physics tho."

I r moderate Republican.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 18, 2014, 08:20:18 pm
Libertarian Republicans are da bomb guys.  How can you not understand that?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 19, 2014, 08:05:41 am
Abortion is worse than anything the Nazis ever did


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on October 19, 2014, 09:29:10 am
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on October 19, 2014, 09:33:42 am
You guys are all such hacks! Obviously Republicans will pick up 15 seats and the Republican wave will destroy Hillary's chances in 2016.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on October 19, 2014, 09:40:03 am
Clearly, Mark Pryor is going to Blanche Tom Cotton, and in fact WE will gain 3 seats instead.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on October 19, 2014, 09:43:57 am
Why do people think Hillary is going to run? DOES SHE EVEN EXIST?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: New_Conservative on October 19, 2014, 09:55:07 am
I have no clue what party I belong to.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Simfan34 on October 19, 2014, 10:20:02 am
I have no clue what party I belong to.

???


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on October 19, 2014, 10:35:32 am
I'm a rich white guy from Michigan, but in reality, I'm a moderate black republican and I supported Hunstman in 2012! I don't like my posts, that's why I created a sock account in order to report my own posts!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Fmr. Pres. Griff on October 19, 2014, 10:43:39 am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But really, that's not nice.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 19, 2014, 10:52:23 am
oakvale is the cause of every problem in Atlasia


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: MattVT on October 19, 2014, 11:02:20 am
Marx, Engles, Lenin, Sawant.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Sol on October 19, 2014, 01:13:37 pm
I used to be a Republican guys.

Now I like sports and am lefty.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 19, 2014, 02:53:44 pm
I am extremely knowledgeable about North Carolina and tend not to post controversial things guys.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on October 19, 2014, 03:13:12 pm
Despite being a huge fan of Scott Walker and thinking abortion is the biggest issue facing the country, I'm still an independent because even the MOGOP is too batsh**t insane for me.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 19, 2014, 03:14:52 pm
Hillary Clinton/Charlie Crist 2016


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: New_Conservative on October 19, 2014, 03:34:25 pm
I have no clue what party I belong to.

???

I must've missed your post, I thought FreedomHawk was above me.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ElectionsGuy on October 19, 2014, 03:35:57 pm
SWE - Idaho Senate race is Lean R


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Vega on October 19, 2014, 04:00:49 pm
Libertarian heroism to the rescue!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 19, 2014, 04:17:15 pm
I can't seem to recall a reason to dislike Abercrombie, but Ige is just so much better.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mayor Steve Pearce on October 19, 2014, 04:19:11 pm
At first I was a white nationalist, but then I grew up and I stopped.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on October 19, 2014, 04:22:48 pm
The libertarian club loves me! Ooh and there is a sage that is definitely worse than Snowstalker!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on October 19, 2014, 04:24:29 pm
?????????

OAKVALE??!!!

Surely you realise that you could not vote for McConnell! It is true that Grimes is faux Grimes, but is it globally certain that The Turtle is worse. And really, I mean this.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Orphan Crippler on October 19, 2014, 04:29:02 pm
ban [insert random poster here]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on October 19, 2014, 05:01:19 pm
Bring order back to Atlasia. I am the Pope.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on October 19, 2014, 05:17:52 pm
Aye


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 19, 2014, 05:19:06 pm
Dialectical Materialism is very, very important.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TDAS04 on October 19, 2014, 06:21:55 pm
Columbus was bad, but I'm going to say he was good if pro-Native American lefty whites don't like him.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Representative Carpetbagger on October 19, 2014, 08:29:44 pm
Abraham Lincoln good, Columbus bad.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 19, 2014, 08:37:23 pm
A convicted cokehead like Ravenal is a far more electable candidate and would be a superior Senator than Lindsey Graham.



(Jokes aside, I do think Ravenal would be much better than Graham :P)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Potus on October 19, 2014, 08:43:38 pm
Muh liberty, muh Ron Paul, muh socialized medicine.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 19, 2014, 08:44:54 pm
Mitt Romney will be elected in 2016 in a landslide


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 19, 2014, 08:46:12 pm
Behead Bernie (Fascist-Israel)!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: New_Conservative on October 19, 2014, 08:50:57 pm
Ron Paul>>>


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on October 19, 2014, 09:06:49 pm
All 5 young Massachusetts Republicans rejoice! You now have representation on Atlas!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 19, 2014, 09:22:57 pm
I like really want to behead parasite rich people but I hate true leftists, but hold that thought, I'm getting a call on my brand new I-phone.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on October 19, 2014, 09:29:15 pm
I'm a Republican for some reason


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Representative Carpetbagger on October 19, 2014, 09:30:21 pm
I'm an independent, but like Republicans.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 19, 2014, 09:38:37 pm
I'm a Republican, but hate most elected GOPers.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on October 19, 2014, 09:39:26 pm
I just found Christian democracy and now adhere to it to confuse 97% of Atlas


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on October 19, 2014, 09:55:56 pm
True Leftism is awesomeful.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on October 19, 2014, 09:56:39 pm
Hillary = Jesus


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: MattVT on October 20, 2014, 12:06:49 am
FDR=Jesus


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on October 20, 2014, 01:28:19 am
FDR=Jesus

The current Democratic Party is Fascist!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LeBron FitzGerald on October 20, 2014, 01:48:13 am
I'm a one of a kind socially libertarian Republican from Georgia everyone! Oh, and can everyone go look at my LBJ Timeline please? :)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PUT YOUR POM POMS DOWN on October 20, 2014, 02:50:17 am
Hey guys I wrote a rhyme

I loves me some LeBron
My knees go weak for Fitzgerald
If he gave me gay marriage
My virginity'd be imperiled

I'd Kasich him on the lips
Let him O-hi!-o! up my valley
And if the press came calling
I'd tell them all about me

I'm a real straight shooter
You can put that blunt down
That's right, get your act together
Because Adam's in town

I've got no time for that freedom
I'm not that introspective
If sexuality weren't an issue
I'd be ultraconservative


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on October 20, 2014, 09:10:48 am
I exist, guys!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ¢®🅰ß 🦀 ©@k€ 🎂 on October 20, 2014, 10:18:02 am
Did you just say you hope a senator from your own party, that you agree with and like, is elected? Well I hate to say this but I am afraid that you, sir, are a HACK!

It truly pains me to dub you so, but alas, it is my duty. Who else will stand up for the plight of the non-hack Connecticut moderate under the tyranny of Dan Malloy?!?!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on October 20, 2014, 12:03:24 pm
Did you just say you hope a senator from your own party, that you agree with and like, is elected? Well I hate to say this but I am afraid that you, sir, are a HACK!

It truly pains me to dub you so, but alas, it is my duty. Who else will stand up for the plight of the non-hack Connecticut moderate under the tyranny of Dan Malloy?!?!

I love this


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on October 20, 2014, 12:35:38 pm
Crab cake: Hscbjsgjit brxfbuji jdsfykm fwtionn sqrnjuragndufv


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on October 20, 2014, 01:05:08 pm
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/ca25bcf6d20fcad01e3e5a1d86f72c9a/tumblr_mpinunNfwY1rz7j7wo5_400.gif)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ¢®🅰ß 🦀 ©@k€ 🎂 on October 20, 2014, 01:13:39 pm
Dr Snowstalker MD

Patient's diagnosis: extreme neoliberalism contributing to terminal austerifascism.

The cure: ... THERE IS NO CURE


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 20, 2014, 06:29:21 pm
Mix wry humor with a balanced leftism, and out comes a crab cake.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 20, 2014, 06:34:20 pm
In the name of the father, son, and AFL-CIO.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: MattVT on October 20, 2014, 07:53:34 pm
Ron Paul is coming back soon!!! No one knows the day or the hour, but he is returning!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 22, 2014, 03:18:11 pm
On Friday, I will be joining the Libertarian Party as they believe in less of a security state than the Greens, and I should join the Socialist Equality Party by bext Tuesday if all goes to plan. My views have more or less stayed the same, but not the avatar.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Dixie Reborn on October 22, 2014, 03:52:25 pm
I used to support Strom but now I don't so guys, why don't you love me yet? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!??


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 22, 2014, 03:55:21 pm
You'd have to be some kind of feminazi to be offended by this


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 22, 2014, 04:54:17 pm
Cuomo and the neoliberals are what's wrong with the Democratic Party, obviously


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on October 22, 2014, 06:01:16 pm
Dude, abortion is worse than anything, man! It's worse than sacrificing virgins to Satan himself!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Dr. Cynic on October 24, 2014, 01:21:16 pm
I'm moderate guys! I mean, I'm a Republican and a Libertarian!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: HokeyDood on October 24, 2014, 01:26:19 pm
AYE
NAY
AYE
AYE
NAY NAY NAY!!!!


Fantasy!?  More like Funtacy!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on October 24, 2014, 01:27:23 pm
Pretty chill night. Popped a few Coronas and some Captain before the game.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on October 24, 2014, 01:29:42 pm
MARXISM, MARXISM, MARXISM! REJECT THE BOURGEOIS SOCIAL DEMOCRAT COMPROMISE.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 24, 2014, 03:52:02 pm
I love you but I hate Rick Scott.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on October 24, 2014, 04:02:48 pm
One day while I was reading Ayn Rand...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on October 24, 2014, 04:42:21 pm
So brahs, in my frat today me and my brosephs totally partied all night, bro. Also, Republicans are cool.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: New_Conservative on October 24, 2014, 05:51:29 pm
Hilary Clinton is the definition of a perfect human being. Prevent the 2016 Presidential Election from even occurring, and annoint the chosen one to her throne.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: J-Mann on October 24, 2014, 05:55:44 pm
"Hey everybody. How'm I doin'? Come on ... I'm not that bad, right? I mean, maybe I was a little douchy at first, but I've grown. I've learned SO much since being here. I'm a better person thanks to this forum. You all like me, right?"


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Hash on October 24, 2014, 05:57:17 pm
Follow my advice Bushie, and you will be successful.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 24, 2014, 05:59:44 pm
Insert Aubrey Plazza gif here.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Representative Carpetbagger on October 24, 2014, 07:33:13 pm
I like Freedom and stuff.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: shua on October 24, 2014, 07:47:34 pm
(http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20131130/rs_500x200-131230103628-tumblr_inline_mksidhCTcR1ryolh9.gif)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on October 25, 2014, 06:46:02 am
I love Bob McDonnel.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cranberry on October 25, 2014, 07:00:20 am
I am a Libertarian. In Georgia. Come on, listen to me!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: solarstorm on October 25, 2014, 04:56:31 pm
Hi, let my fellow countrymen and me austrianize Atlas and the American society. :P

(http://www.recipe.com/images/cranberry-layer-cake-R151641-ss.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowstalker's Last Stand on October 25, 2014, 05:44:11 pm
Why don't you love me? :(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on October 25, 2014, 05:48:06 pm
Ukraine wouldn't be invaded by Russia if their government was formed out of the ideals of Marx and Lenin.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on October 25, 2014, 06:56:26 pm
Lumine for God King of Atlasia


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on October 25, 2014, 07:11:10 pm
TEACHOUT FOR GOVERNOR!

NO, NOW HAWKINS!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Representative Carpetbagger on October 25, 2014, 07:22:09 pm
Moderate heroism!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on October 25, 2014, 08:42:45 pm
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on October 27, 2014, 10:18:07 pm
Rand is the one!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bacon King on October 28, 2014, 04:00:23 am
i made my account with a disposable email, am I paranoid or maybe just a sock?? nooobody knooows


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on October 30, 2014, 03:22:19 pm
Olol, I was a threesome because I was fired because I had a threesome with 2 of my colleagues. And Simfan, you should remove the stick from your ass


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on October 30, 2014, 03:40:01 pm
I LOVE EVERYONE!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on October 30, 2014, 03:41:44 pm
I once set my display name to W.'s nickname. Also, my signature r moderate hero endorsements.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RR1997 on October 30, 2014, 04:29:03 pm
Libertarianism. Rand  Paul. Liberty.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: King Francis I on December 01, 2014, 05:40:15 am
I AM A MODERATE, PARTISANSHIP IS BAD, I CAN SUPPORT MODERATE DEMOCRATS OVER REPUBLICANS


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cranberry on December 01, 2014, 01:46:30 pm
DDONT HATE EACH OTHER, GUYS!!!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on December 01, 2014, 01:58:00 pm
Tender indisguise


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on December 01, 2014, 03:03:43 pm
Hail Satan


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on December 01, 2014, 03:31:29 pm
Internationalist, pro-life liberalism is the way to go, especially with a healthy dose of Calvinism.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on December 01, 2014, 03:49:30 pm
We are debating Ayn Rand at the frat house while eating pizza and beer that we put together in a blender. I'm gonna be the Elections Inspector and Sargent At Arms for the next Frat elections, and afterwords I'll post about why I hate yet also kind of love Richard Nixon and continue to be just plain awesome.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: GaussLaw on December 01, 2014, 08:15:12 pm
The best policies are those that shrink government and increase liberty, but let's not get crazy here with conspiracy theories bros.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ElectionsGuy on December 01, 2014, 08:17:03 pm
Just stand with Jesus and everything will be OK


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on December 01, 2014, 08:18:36 pm
Muh libertarianism guys, also vote in my retrospective election series


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: MattVT on December 01, 2014, 08:35:18 pm
I'm a true leftist, but obviously Snowstalker, SWE, and TNF go TOO FAR.

I mean COME ON GUYS, GUILLOTINEING ppl? Are u serious??

Clinton 2016!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on December 02, 2014, 07:44:48 pm
I'm the one guy from Vermont


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on December 02, 2014, 07:49:32 pm
I like to empty quote random posts for no apparent reason


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on December 02, 2014, 07:51:44 pm
Bob's Burgers is cool. So is socialism. Bernie Sanders is a sellout capitalist pigdog and I regret supporting him.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Representative Carpetbagger on December 02, 2014, 07:56:28 pm
The only way Hillary doesn't become our next President is if she dies or decides not to run.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on December 02, 2014, 08:07:23 pm
The only way Hillary doesn't become our next President is if she dies or decides not to run.

Actually, that's a post I literally made almost word for word, but in regards to her being the Democratic nominee, not the next president. :P

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on December 02, 2014, 08:31:53 pm
My body's #ReadyForHillary


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on December 02, 2014, 08:39:59 pm
I'm a Progressive who is actually rather reasonable.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Apocrypha on December 02, 2014, 08:55:04 pm
Other than Bill Miller, who are some possible VP picks for Barry Goldwater in 1964? I ask because I am doing research for my TL.

dae think English Class is just a bunch of Marxist rants?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on December 03, 2014, 06:29:55 am
legalize everything


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on December 03, 2014, 09:08:22 am
Socialism! But not Bernie Sanders!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on December 03, 2014, 10:19:33 am
Muh moderate hero and naming myself after W. Bush once.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on December 03, 2014, 01:38:21 pm
HAIL PAUL


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Miles on December 03, 2014, 02:30:50 pm
*Posts some awesome precinct-level map of Washington*

Alternatively, something bad about pro-choice Republicans.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on December 03, 2014, 02:35:33 pm
Mary Landrieu has built an oil pipeline to my heart.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Oakvale on December 03, 2014, 03:52:13 pm
(https://www.floridamemory.com/fpc/reference/rc02189.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Good Grumps With A Gun on December 03, 2014, 03:55:32 pm
(http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/GALLERY/1477_03_12_14_3_54_58.jpeg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: J-Mann on December 03, 2014, 03:58:32 pm
RIP everything


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bevinevitable on December 03, 2014, 04:10:28 pm
Okay, I considered giving up, but 1,532,367th times the charm, right? Bushie, have you considered dieting? I sent you an entire essay on healthy eating, and I'm hoping it will strike a chord for longer than a few hours this time!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on December 03, 2014, 04:37:07 pm
HILLARY! HILLARY 2016! I LOVE HILLARY!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on December 03, 2014, 07:17:56 pm
I can't think of any objections to legalizing incest.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on December 03, 2014, 07:20:28 pm
Marx and Engels are da Bomb.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Tetro Kornbluth on December 03, 2014, 07:23:48 pm
An artists impression of Mung Beans' debating on political and philosophical matters here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjSYfwZpj3U)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 19, 2015, 09:28:29 pm
Stop dem immigrants


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on August 19, 2015, 11:00:57 pm
Guys, I'm leaving, and this time I'm serious.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Badger on August 19, 2015, 11:04:13 pm
Proletariat, the workers, etc. Etc.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 19, 2015, 11:24:15 pm
Blue avatar lawyer checking in


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on August 19, 2015, 11:40:28 pm
I don't know what my ideology is


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowguy716 on August 20, 2015, 12:40:51 am
For thehawk


Okay...so how about this for welfare reform...

Cut all welfare 100% and also cut taxes on welfare income 100%!  

Oh, also coupons for free biscuits at KFC.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowguy716 on August 20, 2015, 12:42:32 am
For rfayette...

Reasonable reasonable reasonable *speaking in tongues* reasonable reasonable teasonable ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Free Bird on August 20, 2015, 02:22:17 am
I personify Minnesota nice.



FREE BISCUITS, EVERYONE


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Justice Blair on August 20, 2015, 04:30:21 am
The emails guys, Hillary must be a criminal because of her emails


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 20, 2015, 09:45:16 am
Third way Blairite strategy will ensure a Clinton win.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: National Progressive on August 20, 2015, 07:53:47 pm
God elects man from Creation for salvation or damnation. Also John Kasich 2016.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on August 22, 2015, 07:37:34 pm
I like my elaborate collection of Hubert Humphrey buttons which I so frequently wear to various Hubert Humphrey related events.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 28, 2015, 02:06:41 am
I may still hate immigrants, but come on, I am not a white supremactst anymore....


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: PJ on August 28, 2015, 02:10:48 am
Please get off the internet and find God.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on August 28, 2015, 02:19:38 am
I find your political beliefs revolting. Also, you're a moderate hero.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SWE on August 28, 2015, 07:50:38 am
I'm sick of this Leninist Bullsh**t. I came in here to talk about my TL, not to be called a racist just because of my proud Southern White Heritage.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clark Kent on August 28, 2015, 09:08:54 am
Capitalism and freedom are incompatible. Lenin was right.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 28, 2015, 03:18:50 pm
My username may be for a new-dealer, but I sure am not one.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on August 28, 2015, 05:15:13 pm
I may seem like a crazy evangelical, but I'm not. I'm quite the shocker.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on August 28, 2015, 07:14:25 pm
Bigby


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Classic Conservative on August 28, 2015, 07:17:07 pm
LOL.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 28, 2015, 07:20:30 pm
Literally the only Cruz supporter in the Bay State checking in


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on August 28, 2015, 07:31:31 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/59/William_Lane_Craig.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 29, 2015, 12:45:47 pm
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/Christopher_Hitchens_crop_2.jpg/220px-Christopher_Hitchens_crop_2.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on August 29, 2015, 01:09:36 pm
Let's just go back to the 50's y'all.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on August 29, 2015, 01:32:04 pm
(https://iammichellepham.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/college-liberal-meme.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on August 29, 2015, 01:33:04 pm
I just want to add that I am no longer racist guys.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SunriseAroundTheWorld on August 29, 2015, 02:01:02 pm
muh moderation, muh libertarianism #mmmmk :P ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Classic Conservative on August 29, 2015, 02:02:57 pm
I'm really conservative but moderates ummm. #TeaPartyisEvil #ImaRino


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on August 29, 2015, 02:14:20 pm
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1428213/images/o-TED-CRUZ-facebook.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Let Dogs Survive on August 29, 2015, 02:30:20 pm
TEAM BERNIE B*^&HES!!!!!

Oh, heheh sorry about that, I just really like Bernie that's all.  Did I forget to mention I'm from North Carolina?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Maxwell on August 29, 2015, 07:52:22 pm
be doop be doop doop doop I'm a mormon.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 29, 2015, 11:44:20 pm
Stop.  Trump.  Now.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: NeverAgain on August 29, 2015, 11:46:30 pm
Christianity is Serenity.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SunriseAroundTheWorld on August 30, 2015, 12:09:39 am
muh libertarianism mixed with muh independent streak


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on August 30, 2015, 12:21:45 am
It's funny when Democrats buck their own party.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 30, 2015, 11:46:58 am
Muh moderate libertarianism


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: VPH on August 30, 2015, 12:24:53 pm
God, compassionate conservatism, Midwestern values


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on August 30, 2015, 03:11:48 pm
Have I mentioned that I am of Portuguese descent?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ElectionsGuy on August 30, 2015, 03:37:13 pm
I say offensive and over the top sh**t to get attention, like a typical internet troll.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on August 30, 2015, 03:42:47 pm
I'm a Republican who uses an Independent avatar to be a #moderatehero.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on August 30, 2015, 03:44:27 pm
*darthebearnc talks in 3rd person like a Khajiit.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clark Kent on August 30, 2015, 06:24:35 pm
I'm banned now.
ISRAEL!!!!!

Otherwise normal. Carry on.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on August 30, 2015, 08:29:35 pm
I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way! ...or at least a right-wing nutjob's idea of it.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on August 30, 2015, 09:09:41 pm
I dislike most people.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Castro on August 30, 2015, 09:31:13 pm
*darthebearnc is saddened by the cruel things said in this thread.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on August 30, 2015, 11:23:10 pm
I am a reasonable left-of-center poster.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Flake on August 31, 2015, 01:35:21 am
(http://i.imgur.com/b87Zk6r.png)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ElectionsGuy on August 31, 2015, 07:06:33 am
I'm a Republican who uses an Independent avatar to be a #moderatehero.

I don't think you know much about me.

I say offensive and over the top sh**t to get attention, like a typical internet troll.

To be clear, this was aimed at a sock, not ChairmanSanchez.

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on August 31, 2015, 02:12:11 pm
I'm a Republican who uses an Independent avatar to be a #moderatehero.

I don't think you know much about me.

I say offensive and over the top sh**t to get attention, like a typical internet troll.

To be clear, this was aimed at a sock, not ChairmanSanchez.

SKIP
I was wondering where that came from :P.

-skip-


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: God-Emperor Schultz on September 01, 2015, 09:53:51 am
Richard Nixon would never have let this happen.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: afleitch on September 01, 2015, 10:06:10 am
I can't adequately express the parody (unless I post an explanation three times longer in parenthesis. Not that I truly believe that. Of course. Japan)

:D


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ¢®🅰ß 🦀 ©@k€ 🎂 on September 01, 2015, 10:10:09 am
Madeleine:

...The most problematic aspect of Sanders' campaign IMO is his use of the word "progressive". Isn't it very problematic - not to mention westcentric and, dare I say, patriarchal - to label any direction is better than any other one?

Etc.

Afleitch:
Fight and you may die. Run and youwill live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!

...

That said, I do hope the new economic policy isn't too radical or anything.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on September 01, 2015, 02:39:17 pm
Obama is clearly in the top 5 of all US Presidents, but Clinton is just another horrible.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: 𝐿𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓉𝒽 𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓈 on September 01, 2015, 06:18:28 pm
Muh religion.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on September 01, 2015, 06:20:33 pm
Quote
Quote
empty quote


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clark Kent on September 01, 2015, 06:25:05 pm
Bernie Sanders is literally Jesus Christ.

Also, stop making fun of people, guys!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on September 01, 2015, 06:26:38 pm
Muh Superman, American way


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on September 01, 2015, 07:14:46 pm
y u all so meen?!?!?!?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: SUSAN CRUSHBONE on September 01, 2015, 07:26:04 pm
why won't the mods notice me? i love them so much </3


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clark Kent on September 01, 2015, 07:42:15 pm
Capitalism is evil.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Badger on September 01, 2015, 11:44:28 pm

Democracy without a strongman is evil.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Clark Kent on September 02, 2015, 10:26:24 am

Democracy without a strongman is evil.
Excuse me?

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on September 02, 2015, 12:48:10 pm
Badger: I'm a prosecutor now so ALL CRIMINALS ARE EVIL MONSTERS WHO DESERVE TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AND THEN BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on September 02, 2015, 12:58:00 pm
Social democracy is the pinnacle of humanity.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TJ in Oregon on September 02, 2015, 07:20:30 pm
Social progressivism is like a bunch of people trying to go on a hike with a map and compass, except all of their compasses are permanently jammed to point whatever direction they happened to be facing at the time. Then everyone gets in an argument about who is going to get 'there' first, but no one can answer that question because they haven't settled where 'there' is in the first place.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RR1997 on September 02, 2015, 07:30:13 pm
(insert religion-related material here)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TDAS04 on September 02, 2015, 08:01:58 pm
I like Bill Clinton and I'm a Republican!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on September 02, 2015, 08:02:42 pm
Everyone is a great person.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on September 03, 2015, 11:50:16 pm
How DARE you enjoy meat! MONSTERS!!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on September 04, 2015, 03:21:06 pm
I am entirely offended by the lack of mention of women anywhere in this post.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ElectionsGuy on September 04, 2015, 03:38:53 pm
I'm really torn on Donald Trump. I mean, he's a douchey person and all, but he wants to kick out all the illegals.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on September 04, 2015, 03:57:07 pm
I definitely shouldn't be using a blue avatar; I'm an independent through and through.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Endy on September 04, 2015, 04:04:13 pm
*darthebear once again sighs


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2015, 02:14:06 am

Democracy without a strongman is evil.
Excuse me?

SKIP

Sorry, I'll be less circumspect.

"I am an honest to goodness fascist"


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Badger on September 05, 2015, 04:32:16 am
Badger: I'm a prosecutor now so ALL CRIMINALS ARE EVIL MONSTERS WHO DESERVE TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AND THEN BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL!!!!!!!!

Well, not all. ;)

<skip>


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Bigby on September 05, 2015, 05:33:45 am
Dude, what the  is wrong with you?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: / on September 05, 2015, 09:54:02 am
Remember, guys, my party should be and is composed wholly of moderates and libertarians.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ¢®🅰ß 🦀 ©@k€ 🎂 on September 05, 2015, 10:44:31 am
*darthebearnc is thinking oakvale is a big meanie


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on September 05, 2015, 12:49:37 pm
Errr....you're wrong bro


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Let Dogs Survive on September 05, 2015, 01:00:02 pm
On CrabCrake: Can't the U.S. just have Obama for life and solve everything already?

On Rfayette: Ya' know how everyone here's become more liberal? Well...not me ~smirks~



Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Kingpoleon on January 04, 2016, 12:54:45 pm
I'm a conservadem like a modern day Sam Yorty. Really missing the good people(there probably once was at least two besides me).


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on January 04, 2016, 01:07:22 pm
Then in 1982, Congressman Pete McCloskey was elected to the Senate. By 1984, he was prepared to take on the McCarthy/Lindsay administration. McCarthy/Lindsay really suffered from their association with the Yorty administration and its failures. Winthrop Rockefeller, Jr. was later elected President in the 2000's.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on January 04, 2016, 01:31:12 pm
Bro, are you even in a frat?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Crumpets on January 04, 2016, 06:02:27 pm
Bro, are you even in a frat?

We discussed this issue at my church. As Leviticus clearly points out, frat boys are indeed represented on Atlas at approximately 8% above the national average. But in all honestly, I believe this is a personal matter, and should be treated as such.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ‼realJohnEwards‼ on October 17, 2016, 03:44:21 pm
I agree with all of the preceding poster's points. Hillary 2016.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on October 17, 2016, 03:46:22 pm
Hillary, for you and me!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on October 17, 2016, 03:52:36 pm
God told me to vote for Ted Cruz, and I'll be damned if I don't do it twice.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ‼realJohnEwards‼ on October 17, 2016, 04:04:36 pm
(in 2024) Did I mention that I called #BattlegroundWyoming three months ago? Because I totally did.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowguy716 on October 17, 2016, 06:41:07 pm
Omg, like, Chelsea....did you see Lexi today?  I mean, it's like...you can wear those pants if you want...but it wont stop your ass from looking like two coffee cans taped together.

(This was more a parody of style than of content)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Badger on October 18, 2016, 02:19:11 am
the messages from my tin foil hat confirm THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!!!

And yet somehow I am otherwise completely rational.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ‼realJohnEwards‼ on October 18, 2016, 05:30:36 am
::)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on October 18, 2016, 06:15:49 am
OH MY GOD Clinton's winning! Clinton's winning by a lot! YES! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Crumpets on October 18, 2016, 10:49:49 am
OH MY GOD Clinton's winning! Clinton's winning by a lot! YES! ;D ;D ;D

LOL, will everyone just calm down for a second? It's a frykin' Gravis poll. k thnks.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on October 18, 2016, 11:53:00 am
Time for an English muffin...did I show you my travel pics?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: White Trash on October 18, 2016, 12:50:55 pm
Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, it sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Proceeds to bring down the forum equivalent of hail and brimstone down on some poor unfortunate poster.]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Devout Centrist on October 18, 2016, 01:30:43 pm
Bel Edwards is love, Bel Edwards is life


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on October 18, 2016, 04:25:31 pm
Anybody, anybody but Trump


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Snowguy716 on October 18, 2016, 04:32:08 pm
I'm pretty much a genius.  God created the earth in 6, 24 hour days in 4004 bc while he was riding a dinosaur and eating beef jerky. I got a perfect score on my SAT and ACT.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on October 18, 2016, 06:10:18 pm
This is literally the worst topic I have ever seen. I might have to call the gay mafia about this one. People like this disgust me. Oh, did I mention I'm gay?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on October 18, 2016, 06:36:30 pm
As a Jew, I can say with 100% certainty that South Carolina will vote for Hillary Clinton.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on October 18, 2016, 07:34:46 pm
All sjw all the time


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on October 18, 2016, 08:03:41 pm
Jesus, jesus, jesus, yay!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Devout Centrist on October 18, 2016, 08:09:25 pm
Jesus, jesus, jesus, yay!
I, rpryor03, do solemnly swear...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: NeverAgain on October 18, 2016, 09:16:32 pm
lol I'm totally a centrist. Also F**K Trump, GO HILLARY!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ‼realJohnEwards‼ on October 18, 2016, 09:30:08 pm
Yeah HFP is totally winning the South seat.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Devout Centrist on October 19, 2016, 11:27:28 am
Discuss with maps


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: MattVT on October 19, 2016, 01:03:41 pm
Going to be getting two ballot papers this November. One that I'll use to vote for Hillary and Kirkpatrick, and the other to roll myself a fat post-victory joint.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on October 20, 2016, 01:42:40 am
Smoke pot and vote Johnson!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ‼realJohnEwards‼ on October 20, 2016, 05:33:35 am
Ted Cruz is the best... he's just really, really the best. What was that about slaughtering Muslims?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Representative simossad on October 20, 2016, 06:54:18 am
Nevada or Ohio?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ‼realJohnEwards‼ on October 20, 2016, 07:49:51 am
What's the "2016 board"?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on October 20, 2016, 09:38:05 am
I'm so excited! All the good candidates are going to win! Yay!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on October 30, 2016, 09:14:33 am
Ooh boy, I'm so goshdarn excited to canvass in New Hampshire! That poll is junk, don't worry.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on October 30, 2016, 12:29:30 pm
Something, something, sarcasm.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on October 30, 2016, 12:36:01 pm
Please end this election already


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on October 30, 2016, 12:40:40 pm
I pray that if one of the two nominees of the major parties win, at least Scott Bradley and his chin-beard survives, for the hairs on his chin will someday make America decent again.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: NeverAgain on October 30, 2016, 12:42:47 pm
look at me REEL LIBERTARIANS 4 Trump Train, vroom vroom.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 08, 2017, 04:20:40 pm
I love Ralph Northam Ralph Northam is the best omg


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 08, 2017, 04:23:10 pm
Something, something, sarcasm, rock song reference.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 08, 2017, 04:28:11 pm
Cereal ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 08, 2017, 04:54:13 pm
I try to collect titles. I think I've been doing a pretty good job. I have 3 or so currently, 17 in all my career.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Orphan Crippler on March 08, 2017, 04:55:23 pm
Ask Me Anything


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Sprouts Farmers Market ✘ on March 08, 2017, 04:58:34 pm
Why does Tender want to put refugee women in his basement?

Oh btw, guess who I'm mod twins with ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 08, 2017, 05:00:17 pm
I try to collect titles. I think I've been doing a pretty good job. I have 3 or so currently, 17 in all my career.
Dude. 5.
(skip)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Mr. Reactionary on March 08, 2017, 05:01:36 pm
Why does Tender want to put refugee women in his basement?

Oh btw, guess who I'm mod twins with ;)

The only thing better than socialism is anti abortion Trumpists who hate pc culture.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 08, 2017, 05:31:00 pm
Ask Me Anything
Everything*

sklip


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Pope Michael Bolton on March 08, 2017, 05:50:40 pm
@ Mr. Reactionary: I have a Constitution Party avatar, but also seem pretty rational, even-tempered, ideologically consistent, and capable of respectfully disagreeing with left-leaning posters.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 08, 2017, 09:49:40 pm
Something, something, Game of Thrones.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 08, 2017, 09:50:35 pm
(insert reference to the song you're listening to here)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 08, 2017, 10:01:41 pm
Something bad happened to me!? The word for that is RIPeebs ya' dummy


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ApatheticAustrian on March 08, 2017, 10:06:49 pm
Anyone else who wants to ask my anything...pretty plz? with a cherry on top? ANYYYONE???


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Crumpets on March 08, 2017, 10:15:04 pm
Anyone else who wants to ask my anything...pretty plz? with a cherry on top? ANYYYONE???

no.

we don't exist solely to tickle your fancy.

it's just like with trump - constantly seeking approval and affirmation from everyone around them.


edit:

not talking about justintimecuber, but his in-character impersonation.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 09, 2017, 03:32:23 am
I'm not Xingkerui, damnit!!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 09, 2017, 03:36:21 am
We will bring Jante's Law back.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: FM Scott🦋 on March 09, 2017, 08:11:00 am
abortionz is bad


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 09, 2017, 09:37:14 am
the Atlasian Senate is a very important body and its dignity must be respected!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 09, 2017, 09:38:12 am
Why haven't I been asked everything yet?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 09, 2017, 09:48:11 am
Why haven't I been asked everything yet?
lmao I have to say there are much better things about me you guys could parody :3

skip


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: KingSweden on March 09, 2017, 10:54:54 am
I'm going to steal ALL of your wives, just watch

(Idk kinda had to go off the sig)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 09, 2017, 01:23:09 pm
If only Trump weren't President...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 09, 2017, 02:12:07 pm
the gayz are bad because jesus


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Crumpets on March 09, 2017, 02:16:17 pm
the gayz are bad because jesus

lmao, there's more stuff to parody about rfayette than the jesus stuff :3


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Arch on March 09, 2017, 02:58:19 pm
(http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/GALLERY/12956_04_03_17_3_18_01.png)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 09, 2017, 03:12:23 pm
What's that strange thing you call sarcasm? ???


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 09, 2017, 03:22:36 pm
Something something T***p.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 09, 2017, 03:24:43 pm
Scissors, scissors, scissors....

(Sorry, just had to do it. :P )


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 09, 2017, 03:25:47 pm
Scissors, scissors, scissors....

(Sorry, just had to do it. :P )
Fair enough. :P
(skip)
EDIT: Don't want to make another post conceding the scissors point to LLR, so I'll do it here. RFayette already did it. :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 09, 2017, 03:34:12 pm
Hey everyone! I'm super nice! ignore the awful political views


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 09, 2017, 03:37:24 pm
sklip
(not actually skipping)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 09, 2017, 03:48:47 pm
Scissors ;) :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 09, 2017, 05:03:47 pm
Why can't the SJWs and leftists just leave the Democratic Party?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: KingSweden on March 09, 2017, 05:27:49 pm
Abortion is bad! BTW I'm RFayette, nice to meet you, have you heard the good news?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 10, 2017, 03:56:39 am
2024: Matt Sanchez topples 3-term congresswoman Emily Burns in FL-3, winning landslides in the rural parts of the district and outweighing Gainesville and Ocala. R+1


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 10, 2017, 06:22:20 am
Check out my latest gerry!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: White Trash on March 10, 2017, 07:21:22 am
I'm going to keep smoking inhuman amounts of crack until season six of Quantum Leap comes out.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 10, 2017, 07:34:01 am
Muh Blue Dog-Progressive Coalition!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: KingSweden on March 10, 2017, 09:47:24 am
2024: Matt Sanchez topples 3-term congresswoman Emily Burns in FL-3, winning landslides in the rural parts of the district and outweighing Gainesville and Ocala. R+1

Part of me wants to go double check that that wasn't copy and pasted... haha


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 10, 2017, 02:12:07 pm
Muh Blue Dog-Progressive Coalition!

Muh scissors.

Sorry, but that's too easy. :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ApatheticAustrian on March 10, 2017, 02:29:45 pm
we are going to tolerate the moderate losers as long as we must.....may the REAL left heroes plz stand up?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 10, 2017, 02:34:07 pm
I'm like kinda a lib I guess whatever idc


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 10, 2017, 03:08:22 pm
Muh Blue Dog-Progressive Coalition!

Muh scissors.

Sorry, but that's too easy. :P
That's the challenge, Antonio. Imitate me without mentioning scissors. ;)
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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 10, 2017, 03:53:50 pm
Ask me everything... pretty please. I'll be funny, I promise.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 10, 2017, 04:01:32 pm
80s rock is great, man. Modern music is for losers.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 10, 2017, 04:02:39 pm
Long live rock and non-SJW Dems!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 10, 2017, 04:29:04 pm
I don't support theocracy
lol jk


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Arch on March 10, 2017, 04:34:00 pm
MISSOURI IS DEMOCRATIC IN SPIRIT, not new Arkansas. I swear. GO BERNIE! GO WARREN!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 10, 2017, 05:43:22 pm
MISSOURI IS DEMOCRATIC IN SPIRIT, in some ways
 not new Arkansas. definitely not new Arkansas
I swear. yup
GO BERNIE! hail yeeah
GO WARREN! She's one of the better ones

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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 11, 2017, 03:38:11 am
2024: Matt Sanchez topples 3-term congresswoman Emily Burns in FL-3, winning landslides in the rural parts of the district and outweighing Gainesville and Ocala. R+1

Part of me wants to go double check that that wasn't copy and pasted... haha
I feel honored. :)
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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 11, 2017, 03:40:35 am
Arch, I think Walker is awesome. He has done only good for the people of Wisconsin. He is a man of the people. He deserves a million terms in office, yes, a million, so that his awesomeness can touch the Badger State for 4 million years.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 11, 2017, 03:41:09 am
I like White Bread.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 11, 2017, 08:38:40 am
Jesus hates abortions, and so do I


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: OneJ on March 11, 2017, 11:35:03 am
Siren didn't vote for me for PPT. :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on March 11, 2017, 11:44:07 am
I am running for Senate in 2050 when Cochran finally retires. I will win in a landslide because MS will be a Democratic state by then.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 11, 2017, 11:46:28 am
Note: Even though there's no way you could still confuse me for a British man, I just wanted to make it clear.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 11, 2017, 01:39:30 pm
Even though there's no way you could still confuse me for a British man, I just wanted to make it clear.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 11, 2017, 02:42:36 pm
I'm an
Edgy Rock Star


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: (Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31 on March 11, 2017, 02:46:05 pm
Kander would be a real winner nationwide! The fact he lost last year is irrelevant.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 11, 2017, 02:48:04 pm
-Only mods who agree with me!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: OneJ on March 11, 2017, 03:25:37 pm
Quantum Leap gives me life!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 11, 2017, 03:37:44 pm
berniebros gtfo


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 11, 2017, 03:51:23 pm
I am a MO Democrat. AMA!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 11, 2017, 03:51:58 pm
Something something white bread.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 11, 2017, 03:53:08 pm
Scott Bakula something something Scott Bakula


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Arch on March 11, 2017, 04:01:02 pm
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.335058300.5345/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 11, 2017, 06:32:25 pm
(Enter SpongeBob reference here)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Kingpoleon on March 11, 2017, 08:16:11 pm
Socially liberal but fiscally conservative but pro-life but Christian.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on March 11, 2017, 08:16:25 pm
CENTRISM, HURR DURR


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 11, 2017, 08:22:50 pm
(circa October)
I'm not a crook!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on March 11, 2017, 08:23:27 pm
(circa October)
I'm not a crook!

And I wasn't.

SKIP


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 11, 2017, 08:30:15 pm
(circa October)
I'm not a crook!

And I wasn't.

SKIP
Sure, but you still said it, hence I said it.
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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: OneJ on March 11, 2017, 08:30:44 pm
I am running for Senate in 2050 when Cochran finally retires. I will win in a landslide because MS will be a Democratic state by then.

Welp that is my plan and it's going to work! ;)

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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on March 11, 2017, 08:30:55 pm
I own several pairs of Bernie-themed scissors.
That I use to cut out pictures of Bernie to tape onto my scissors.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 11, 2017, 08:41:28 pm
I own several pairs of Bernie-themed scissors.
That I use to cut out pictures of Bernie to tape onto my scissors.
(https://snag.gy/yYJHDj.jpg)
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EDIT: and of course: The scissors spawned from these scissors:
(https://snag.gy/OthVgf.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 12, 2017, 01:33:24 am
For the last time, I'm not British.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Intell on March 12, 2017, 02:03:21 am
THE WORLD NEED MORE OF THE CHRIS_IAN VALUES!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 12, 2017, 04:54:46 pm
All Populist, all the time!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 12, 2017, 04:56:01 pm
T***p


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 12, 2017, 04:56:55 pm
(Insert reference to comedy I'm watching here)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 12, 2017, 05:03:40 pm
at least I'm not socially conservative guys. guys... guys?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 12, 2017, 06:13:42 pm
Something something Clorox Bleach Bernie


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: (Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31 on March 12, 2017, 06:17:42 pm
Abortion is bad, bad, bad. Must go!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Parrotguy on March 12, 2017, 06:26:17 pm
Quote
Putin just murdered an innocent person right on a Moscow street! This is horrible!

-That man was looking at Putin disrespectfully. Wouldn't call it murder. Besides, it was clearly faked by the media.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: White Trash on March 13, 2017, 11:39:45 am
At this point I'd vote for the actual Zodiac Killer over Trump.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 13, 2017, 11:48:21 am
I'm still a Democrat because....Andrew Jackson!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 13, 2017, 11:49:53 am
I'd vote for the actual Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz over Trump.
;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: (Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31 on March 13, 2017, 01:22:46 pm
[posts ten unfunny memes, one per post]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Crumpets on March 13, 2017, 01:36:12 pm
- The only woman I would want as a mod here is Natalia Poklonskaya.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 13, 2017, 01:41:30 pm
How many times do I have to say it? I'm not xingkerui!
[posts ten unfunny memes, one per post]
Please. I have the morals to put all the unfunny memes I think of in one post.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: rpryor03 on March 13, 2017, 02:03:55 pm
Does Scott Bakula like scissors?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 13, 2017, 02:12:17 pm
Does Scott Bakula like scissors?
(https://snag.gy/12fhHu.jpg)
The answer is yes. Exhibit A.
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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 13, 2017, 04:32:28 pm
Does Scott Bakula like scissors?

Kasich Republicans unite!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on March 13, 2017, 06:50:32 pm
The face of a hero:
(http://cdn.hercampus.com/s3fs-public/2016/04/06/635710194244161615-XXX-CAPITAL-DOWNLOAD-SEN.-TED-CRUZ-JMG-40121-74074276.JPG)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 13, 2017, 06:52:46 pm
Who cares?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Maxwell on March 13, 2017, 06:54:07 pm
Aye


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: (Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31 on March 13, 2017, 07:09:58 pm
I hate Paul Ryan.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 13, 2017, 07:22:27 pm
-I hate the mods.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 14, 2017, 03:06:57 am
Something something liberty


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 14, 2017, 09:51:53 am
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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 14, 2017, 09:53:14 am
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I was tempted to do a million but that would take 364 posts


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 14, 2017, 09:58:22 am
(uses 2 posts to parody the previous poster)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 14, 2017, 10:05:39 am
(uses 2 posts to parody the previous poster)
hey at least I didn't go with the 364


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 14, 2017, 10:06:31 am
Fair enough. :P
(skip, and I assume JTC is a skip too)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 14, 2017, 07:19:33 pm
An instrument used for cutting cloth, paper, and other thin material, consisting of two blades laid one on top of the other and fastened in the middle so as to allow them to be opened and closed by a thumb and finger inserted through rings on the end of their handles.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 14, 2017, 07:21:05 pm
I skipped.

Anyway, T***p.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 14, 2017, 07:43:50 pm
I skipped.

Anyway, T***p.

Hey, at least I found a clever way to spin it. >:(


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 14, 2017, 07:45:33 pm
I skipped.

Anyway, T***p.

Hey, at least I found a clever way to spin it. >:(
Fine! T***P T***r. :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 14, 2017, 09:40:57 pm
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Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on March 14, 2017, 10:36:18 pm
annoying wall of repetitive text


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ApatheticAustrian on March 14, 2017, 10:46:03 pm
My family is now camping in a house trailer all year to not missing out on any sudden Trump victory rally - 2016 lives forever!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 14, 2017, 11:45:01 pm
In order to adapt to modernity and remain competitive, the left needs to adopt the economic program of Margaret Thatcher.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 14, 2017, 11:51:44 pm
LePen stinks?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: CapoteMonster on March 18, 2017, 05:18:45 pm
LePen stinks?

Look at muh new congressional districts and moderate hero #hottakes!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 18, 2017, 05:23:58 pm
Obama and the Democrats are great but punctuation isn't!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: NeverAgain on March 18, 2017, 05:39:09 pm
I'm edgy, I'm 14, and a populist-dove-libertarianhating-rockstar. What more do you want?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 18, 2017, 05:41:55 pm
If you'd be a hot mama, that'd be sexilicious.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 18, 2017, 06:15:30 pm
Scissors are all you need!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ExtremeConservative on March 18, 2017, 06:22:54 pm
Vote to end abortion, and always be rational in our arguments, but there are some things we cannot compromise on



Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: FM Scott🦋 on March 18, 2017, 06:27:42 pm
I don't know what the fck I'm talking about because my head is so far up my own ass in my little conservative bubble, but I won't let that stop me from providing expert #analysis.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on March 18, 2017, 07:30:42 pm
At some point people are going to realize that this "religion" thing is stupid and I'm the best poster on Atlas.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 18, 2017, 07:40:47 pm
Transphobia and homophobia are absolutely unforgivable.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 18, 2017, 07:46:21 pm
Transphobia and homophobia are absolutely unforgivablegreat, imho.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ExtremeConservative on March 18, 2017, 07:49:35 pm
Bernie is the best!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 18, 2017, 08:09:12 pm
Transphobia and homophobia are absolutely unforgivablegreat, imho.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 18, 2017, 10:21:01 pm
LePen stinks?
Look at muh new congressional districts and moderate hero #hottakes!
lolol

skip


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on March 18, 2017, 10:42:40 pm
I wish I lived in Massachusetts, but I really don't care.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 18, 2017, 10:47:12 pm
I love life in Massachusetts?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 18, 2017, 10:51:01 pm
Give me a moment while I share my IP on the internet


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 18, 2017, 10:52:37 pm
Johnson is love, Johnson is life. :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on March 18, 2017, 11:29:36 pm
And this congressional district is white because I didn't feel like coloring it in.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 19, 2017, 09:16:26 pm
In my alternate reality, people think I'm British all the time, and they're wrong


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 19, 2017, 09:19:13 pm
meet me in st.louis


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 19, 2017, 09:58:35 pm
PUXATANI PHIL


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 19, 2017, 09:59:45 pm
Quantum leap is the essence of life, and Scott Bakula is #1


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 20, 2017, 04:31:51 am
Cosmic Brownies


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 20, 2017, 06:01:03 am
Scott Bakula is #1
I have a sudden urge to edit his face onto Robbie Rotten now.
(skip)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 20, 2017, 02:33:26 pm
Jesus, 'nough said


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 25, 2017, 09:33:25 pm
I write stuff :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 25, 2017, 09:43:57 pm
I write stuff :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 25, 2017, 09:44:50 pm
He has made me Dad!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 25, 2017, 09:45:46 pm
He has made me Dad!

Lol, again?

-skip-


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 25, 2017, 09:52:50 pm
scis- uh, I mean, scott bakula


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 25, 2017, 09:53:47 pm
don't blame me, I voted Koster


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: (Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31 on March 25, 2017, 09:55:24 pm
Hillary is more pro-life than Bernie or Trump.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 25, 2017, 09:58:05 pm
Kal and Virginia are still mods.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 25, 2017, 11:07:45 pm
Let's go Atlasia!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on March 26, 2017, 01:06:50 am
I don't like T***p's style, but he'll appoint Justices who will overturn Roe v. Wade, which is all that matters.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on March 26, 2017, 01:22:19 am
Oh for f**k's sake, fbm is terrible (sane), but I'll vote form him over T***p.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 26, 2017, 03:06:53 pm
Democrats are good Republicans are bad beep boop


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 26, 2017, 03:10:00 pm
[insert something cool that's map related here]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 26, 2017, 03:45:13 pm
[insert something cool that's map related here]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 26, 2017, 07:32:52 pm
The free market usually works.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 26, 2017, 07:33:33 pm
The free market usually does not work.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: TDAS04 on March 26, 2017, 07:37:27 pm
If Leviticus says it warrants the death penalty, it warrants the death penalty.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on March 26, 2017, 07:58:20 pm
Opinion of Sheldon Whitehouse? Solid FF IMO.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: KingSweden on March 28, 2017, 02:33:15 pm
I like Democrat X, but TBF...


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 28, 2017, 02:38:05 pm
2035 Special Election for the Michigan State House: Jim Green 53% Louis Walter 47%


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Crumpets on March 28, 2017, 02:52:12 pm
Everyone should be able to afford a joint and the latest Justin Bieber album, but both should be illegal.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 28, 2017, 02:58:36 pm
#ImWithHer

2035 Special Election for the Michigan State House: Jim Green 53% Louis Walter 47%
A rouge JIERA employee is actually projecting it to be 54 to 46, with a 59% chance that Jim wins.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 28, 2017, 03:26:52 pm
Everyone should be able to afford an abortion and the latest Justin Bieber album, but both should be illegal.

Sigged (with a minor fix)

/skip/


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 28, 2017, 03:41:00 pm
i heart st. louis


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Crumpets on March 28, 2017, 04:07:07 pm
Everyone should be able to afford an abortion and the latest Justin Bieber album, but both should be illegal.

Sigged (with a minor fix)

/skip/

I'll fix my post. I don't want to misrepresent your politics, even if it is in parody. :)

-SKIP-


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 28, 2017, 04:26:31 pm
Something, something, maps.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 28, 2017, 04:30:25 pm
https://youtu.be/_QyYaPWasos?t=1m21s


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: KingSweden on March 28, 2017, 04:55:23 pm
2035 Special Election for the Michigan State House: Jim Green 53% Louis Walter 47%

Haha if I ever got that deep I'd probably have an aneurysm :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 28, 2017, 04:58:57 pm
2035 Special Election for the Michigan State House: Jim Green 53% Louis Walter 47%

Haha if I ever got that deep I'd probably have an aneurysm :P
Democratic challenger Troy Censored defeats Republican Congressman Nathan Sue Farr Williams in NC-17. D+1


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: THE BuckeyeNut on March 28, 2017, 05:39:56 pm
Okay, but can Eharding still post in Atlasia?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 28, 2017, 05:43:40 pm
Way to go! Oh-hi-o!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: THE BuckeyeNut on March 28, 2017, 06:07:12 pm
Way to go! Oh-hi-o!

The proper call is: O-H! I-O!

-skip-


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 28, 2017, 06:37:07 pm
The mods are so baaaaad, maaaaaan...

[Posts IRC logs about gerrymandering]


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 28, 2017, 06:41:36 pm
The mods are so baaaaad, maaaaaan...

[Posts IRC logs about gerrymandering]
lol, if you were present in irc you would have seen me say
18:08   TimTurner   i just think kal is a great mod in many ways
18:08   TimTurner   and should not removed
18:08   TimTurner   he's got inventive ideas
18:08   TimTurner   for how to deal with that board
<skip>


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 28, 2017, 07:19:47 pm
Hey guys, is there anyone younger than me on Atlas?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 28, 2017, 07:20:04 pm
Hey guys, is there anyone younger than me on Atlas?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 28, 2017, 07:22:19 pm
Hey guys, is there anyone younger than me on Atlas?
yeah, LLR

(skip)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on March 28, 2017, 07:39:45 pm

I thought you were born in January, in which case that's false?

/skip/


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Goldwater on March 28, 2017, 07:41:21 pm
Peebs: I want to cut off my dick, if you know what I mean. ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 28, 2017, 07:55:54 pm

I thought you were born in January, in which case that's false?

/skip/
January 2003


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on March 28, 2017, 07:58:59 pm
Barry Goldwater was misunderstood.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on March 28, 2017, 08:00:52 pm
f*k pat mccrory and also scissors


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ApatheticAustrian on March 28, 2017, 08:01:38 pm
Skip

/skip


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on March 28, 2017, 08:53:11 pm
Let me just post in this thread one second before you, so I can make you look like an idiot.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on March 28, 2017, 08:54:44 pm
I like well-written stories.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on March 28, 2017, 11:00:21 pm
I like white bread.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: kyc0705 on April 03, 2017, 07:49:53 pm
Quote from: Fremont Assemblyman RFayette
General Jesus H. Christ for Secretary of Defense


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on April 09, 2017, 07:27:55 am
I'm a moderate from New Jersey! Cool!

*meme or gif*


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on April 09, 2017, 11:42:59 am
I love new yak city


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on April 09, 2017, 11:49:31 am
I am DEFINITELY NOT (http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/avatars/Democratic/D_TX.gif).
I am (http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/avatars/Independent/I_TX.gif) whether you like it or not!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 09, 2017, 11:50:55 am
#BernieWouldHaveWon


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on April 09, 2017, 11:53:24 am
Scott Bakula 2020!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 09, 2017, 12:02:22 pm
Scott Bakula 2020!
If he starts getting more political now, he can be Oprah's running mate in 3 years.
(skip)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on April 09, 2017, 12:14:33 pm
White bread amirite


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: OneJ on April 09, 2017, 12:52:53 pm
"Cruz is the one."

::)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Big Daddy Gonna Take Care Of Us on April 09, 2017, 03:08:52 pm
something something lots of red in signature


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Parrotguy on April 09, 2017, 03:46:57 pm
"CNN: Trump orders a wall on the Atlantic Ocean"

THIS PRESIDENCY HAS BEEN AMAZING, SO MUCH WINNING!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 09, 2017, 03:50:22 pm
Today is April 9, 2016.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on April 09, 2017, 04:40:16 pm
My scissors are the greatest, classiest scissors.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on April 09, 2017, 05:49:49 pm
Definitely Jesus, not those fake ones like not-Jesus and Muhammad Ali.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on April 10, 2017, 10:21:43 pm
ALL CAPS YELLING!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on April 11, 2017, 12:08:47 am
Why can't we all just be nice to each other?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on April 11, 2017, 12:45:28 am
T***p:  the only acceptable spelling


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Parrotguy on April 11, 2017, 07:22:04 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCz_kNFludA


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 11, 2017, 11:20:07 am
2012 was just 12 more months of 2011.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on April 11, 2017, 11:26:44 am
I serve in every Atlasian office and I have an extra body part I don't want. Just get me the hell out of North Carolina and give me free Netflix and I'll be satisfied.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: White Trash on April 11, 2017, 11:38:40 am
REAL hippies oppose the legalization of marijuana. The fun and rebelliousness in it is from the risk of serving jail time for smoking it.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 11, 2017, 11:48:14 am
T E D G I N E R


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: LLR on April 11, 2017, 02:04:17 pm
REAL hippies oppose the legalization of marijuana. The fun and rebelliousness in it is from the risk of serving jail time for smoking it.

(I support legal weed)

/skip/


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: kyc0705 on April 11, 2017, 02:48:55 pm
All people should be given equal opportunities. Even the gross, misguided ones.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on April 11, 2017, 04:59:14 pm
ooooh yeeeah I'm like so moderate and above the fray, look at me! (Kyle Kulinski says that all the time)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on April 11, 2017, 05:02:37 pm
RUBICK CUBES ARE THE BEST


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 11, 2017, 05:20:40 pm
My name stands for Every New Day Utilizes Real Orifices


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on April 11, 2017, 06:06:09 pm
(Insert Quantum Leap reference here)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: White Trash on April 11, 2017, 06:21:21 pm
REAL hippies oppose the legalization of marijuana. The fun and rebelliousness in it is from the risk of serving jail time for smoking it.

(I support legal weed)

/skip/
Yeah I knew, I was just trying to think of a good clash between your moderate social views and hippie-ish taste in music.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on April 11, 2017, 06:30:45 pm
SG:  Sure I don't really agree with the Democrats on anything these days, but they're my party

Enduro:  the Bible + Atlasia is life


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Kingpoleon on April 11, 2017, 07:08:04 pm
Quote from: RFayette
Do you know Jesus?...
By the way, climate change is real, evolution is fact, Ken Ham is wrong, evangelical Christianity is good, I am religious, and abortion is murder. K thx bye!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on April 11, 2017, 11:25:55 pm
If I admit I'm not the best poster, I can falsely claim that I'm not the worst poster.

Also
RUBICK'S CUBES ARE THE BEST
Confirmable fact. also my 12th comp is on the 29th and nobody cares (http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/Smileys/classic/sad.gif)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: ExtremeConservative on April 12, 2017, 12:05:56 am
Democrats are going to win every district that is more Democratic than KS-4 and take the House in 2018 in a landslide of Bernie Bros!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Xing on April 12, 2017, 12:40:26 am
Republicans will easily gain a filibuster-proof majority in 2018, and keep the House. I sure hope Trump decides to retire in 2020, so that Pence can become President!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Joni Ernst 20∞ on April 12, 2017, 11:19:01 am
Tammy Baldwin is obviously toast in 2018 because Trump's landslide win in WI in 2016 clearly means that the state is gone for Democrats forever. Titanium R.

And lol, Republicans aren't going to win Nevada. Some people never learn.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: This account no longer in use. on April 12, 2017, 02:02:39 pm
New Hampshire is the least elastic state in the nation. If there's ever a 49 state landslide again, NH will be the sole Democratic holdover, especially if the Democrdtic candidate is a woman.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on April 12, 2017, 02:58:35 pm
Classic Conservative?  Never knew the guy. ;)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: KingSweden on April 15, 2017, 11:49:42 pm
I looooooove you Jesus, I want you to walk with me.

What's the matter Bay-bay, you're trembling Jesus bayyyyy-BAY!

You're love! Is my light! Without in the darkness there's a black hole in my life!

OH!!

I wanna believe, but it's up to you to save mayyyy

Jesus, bay-bay


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Figueira on April 15, 2017, 11:57:56 pm
I actually have Swedish ancestry. That's why my username is KingSweden.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on April 16, 2017, 12:00:21 am
I am not British, and also look at my signature there's a tree isn't that cool.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on April 16, 2017, 12:02:44 am
I love the city of saint Louie


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on April 16, 2017, 12:09:28 am
I love the city of saint Louie
It's called Saint Louis, St. Louis, or STL as a shorthand, but never, EVER Saint Louie. Got that??
Good.

also St. Louis is weird because the actual city limits are small and even though I only live 10-15 minutes from downtown I'm two suburbs away from the actual city. </unnecessarygeographylesson>
/skip/


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 16, 2017, 09:46:10 am
/nick LaborDPuxataniPil


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on April 16, 2017, 06:18:59 pm
Quantum Leap!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Virginiá on April 16, 2017, 06:21:36 pm
(http://php.net/manual/de/images/0baa1b9fae6aec55bbb73037f3016001-xkcd-goto.png)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Arch on April 16, 2017, 06:42:43 pm
Do you think I'm going to just post a two sentence response and leave it there? You are sourly mistaken. This response is detailed, concise, with multiple links to other sources you are likely too lazy to look into anyways because you know I'm right. Now, here are a couple of links on how to respond to people's post on a thread.

https://weblearn.ox.ac.uk/portal/help/TOCDisplay/content.hlp?docId=howdoireplytoaforumpostieconversation

https://writingcommons.org/open-text/new-media/online-forums/651-online-forums-responding-thoughtfully

Also, did I mention that responding to threads in a responsible manner is a long-held tradition in Atlas? I kid you not. In any case, if you want to have a longer conversation about this, feel free to respond to me, but be afraid that I have even more links and maybe even statistics prepared for you.

My long-term dream is finally coming true. I am scaling the ranks on Atlas, and soon Leip will bow to my indomitable popularity. I am the Bernie Sanders of Atlas. Fear me.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: kyc0705 on April 22, 2017, 07:21:17 pm
Wisconsin politics are the worst.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on April 22, 2017, 07:26:37 pm
*TL happenings*


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: kyc0705 on April 22, 2017, 07:34:22 pm
Petition to start a new royal family with Nick Clegg as absolute monarch.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on April 29, 2017, 09:16:32 pm
Aye


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on April 29, 2017, 09:31:33 pm
Petition to start a new royal family with Nick Clegg as absolute monarch.
No no, that would make him Evil King Nick of Sheffield Hallam. ;)
(skip)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Kingpoleon on April 29, 2017, 10:35:34 pm
Petition to start a new royal family with Nick Clegg as absolute monarch.
No no, that would make him Evil King Nick of Sheffield Hallam. ;)
(skip)
I like how both of you almost seem to think that making Nick Clegg King would be bad...

Aye
I'm a libertarian pro-life Christian who likes to talk simplistically.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Enduro on April 29, 2017, 10:59:15 pm
For I am Brutus!!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on April 30, 2017, 12:37:14 am
Where art thou, Capulet?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: OneJ on May 05, 2017, 08:51:03 pm
Do I have to explain why abortion is immoral?


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: kyc0705 on May 06, 2017, 11:26:50 am
POLLING POLLING POLLING


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: JustinTimeCuber on May 06, 2017, 11:50:02 am
I'm a moderate everyone!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on May 06, 2017, 01:06:44 pm
Bernie is the man!


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Cath on May 06, 2017, 01:23:04 pm
"I definitely sympathize with certain goals of New Deal liberalism, but... [praises Margaret Thatcher]"


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Southern Speaker Punxsutawney Phil on July 02, 2017, 11:59:11 pm
I like alternate history! :P


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Succdem on August 14, 2017, 11:55:40 pm
You see, I'm a moderate, which means I'm fiscally conservative and socially liberal, wait no, fiscally liberal and...uh...

Nick Clegg for European Emperor 2020


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Prolocutor Bagel23 on August 15, 2017, 12:12:39 am
I get hungry whenever I mow my grass jajajajajaja.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 15, 2017, 01:25:54 am
Look at me - one of the last Blue Dog Dems


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Succdem on August 15, 2017, 10:21:45 am
Jesus man, abortion is murder!

I get hungry whenever I mow my grass jajajajajaja.
I'm not part of the "DUDE WEED LMAO" crowd; I never smoked weed, and I don't ever plan on doing so. My social axis isn't even that low.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on August 15, 2017, 10:30:41 am
I get hungry when I mow my grass, not because it's weed, but because operating a lawnmower is hard work.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: THE BuckeyeNut on August 15, 2017, 10:43:30 am
SCISSORS PLS


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Suburban Elitist on August 15, 2017, 11:27:05 am
I like to use hyperlinks... a lot. (http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=13709)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on August 15, 2017, 12:03:06 pm
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/bGzRZx5DbrYuk/200_s.gif)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Kamala on August 15, 2017, 01:28:30 pm
(http://c8.alamy.com/comp/A0420Y/a-scary-looking-woman-with-scissors-in-hand-A0420Y.jpg)


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on August 15, 2017, 01:33:54 pm
I swear, I'm not Stephanie Herseth Sandlin!
Let's see if y'all can do something that doesn't involve scissors.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: RFayette on August 15, 2017, 01:34:36 pm
Quantum Leap and scissors, y'all - think about it.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: kyc0705 on August 15, 2017, 06:31:30 pm
As Jesus said in the Sermon on the Mount, "Ted Cruz 2020."


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Alt-Male on August 15, 2017, 07:19:14 pm
Donald Trump is a mean man.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Unapologetic Chinaperson on August 15, 2017, 08:33:22 pm
One day, one day, I will ascend to the plane of the New Hampshire Angry Women.


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: THE BuckeyeNut on August 16, 2017, 01:32:19 am
I like to use hyperlinks... a lot. (http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=13709)

Citations never go out of style!

-skip-


Title: Re: parody the preceding atlasian's postings.
Post by: Unapologetic Chinaperson on August 16, 2017, 10:01:27 am
I like to use hyperlinks... a lot. (http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=13709)

Citations never go out of style!

-skip-

Actually, I like to link a lot of stuff here too, so great accidental parody!

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