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Title: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Thunderbird is the word on April 16, 2015, 11:11:10 am
vote!


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on April 16, 2015, 11:15:18 am
Don't care.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: RINO Tom on April 16, 2015, 11:20:15 am
Some of you are so strange.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Lief 🐋 on April 16, 2015, 11:21:56 am
MFF = FF

MMF = HP


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Torie on April 16, 2015, 11:21:58 am
I wonder how many around here have actually engaged in the practice. :)


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: HokeyDood on April 16, 2015, 11:22:35 am
What kind of monster would find something wrong with a threesome?  


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: HokeyDood on April 16, 2015, 11:23:16 am
I wonder how many around here have actually engaged in the practice. :)

Three way makeout sesh (MFF, of course) is as far as I've taken that, unfortunately.  : (


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Lief 🐋 on April 16, 2015, 11:24:15 am
What kind of monster would find something wrong with a threesome?  

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Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Torie on April 16, 2015, 11:24:29 am
MFF = FF

MMF = HP


You left off FFF, MMM, MFM, and FMF.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Oakvale on April 16, 2015, 11:25:21 am
I don't remotely have the logistical capability to organise this ever, of course, but

MFF = FF

MMF = HP


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Torie on April 16, 2015, 11:26:34 am
I don't remotely have the logistical capability to organise this ever, of course, but

MFF = FF

MMF = HP

Why not?


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Oakvale on April 16, 2015, 11:35:29 am
I don't remotely have the logistical capability to organise this ever, of course, but

MFF = FF

MMF = HP

Why not?

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions, and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not ready for it.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Хahar 🤔 on April 16, 2015, 11:36:47 am
This thread is not actually appropriate for this forum.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Oakvale on April 16, 2015, 11:43:21 am
This thread is not actually appropriate for this forum.

This is also true of course, although I couldn't resist the obvious joke.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Good Grumps With A Gun on April 16, 2015, 11:48:52 am
This thread is not actually appropriate for this forum.

Tell that to our oldest moderator who has multiple posts here.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Torie on April 16, 2015, 12:06:49 pm
This thread is not actually appropriate for this forum.

Tell that to our oldest moderator who has multiple posts here.

Are you telling me that too Grumps?  When was the last time that you were not grumpy? The last time I didn't post for about three weeks? :P


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Tender Branson on April 16, 2015, 12:08:55 pm
Only with 2 women (normal).

I don't cross swords.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Torie on April 16, 2015, 12:09:53 pm
I don't remotely have the logistical capability to organise this ever, of course, but

MFF = FF

MMF = HP

Why not?

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions, and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not ready for it.

Really? Who knew? For example, I don't do curtains. They are just not masculine enough for me. It has to be shutters, or blinds, or just leave it all bare.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Türkisblau on April 16, 2015, 12:11:05 pm
Yes.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: retromike22 on April 16, 2015, 01:32:52 pm
I got invited to one by a couple back in 2006 or 2007, but I declined since I didn't know them that well. I don't think I could now, I feel that it requires a lot of paperwork to set up the guidelines.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Good Grumps With A Gun on April 16, 2015, 01:46:09 pm
Don't care.

When you get past onesomes, you might.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Traitor-crats on April 16, 2015, 01:46:29 pm
Two women, sure. Two men, no. Voted HP since there were no specifics.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: solarstorm on April 16, 2015, 01:52:26 pm
https://youtu.be/j8cMb1YTw-8


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Traitor-crats on April 16, 2015, 01:52:54 pm
https://youtu.be/j8cMb1YTw-8
Whatever that video is, I'm not clicking on it, even if it is on Youtube.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Maxwell on April 16, 2015, 01:59:06 pm
Want to try someday, but likely won't get the chance.

FSP.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: solarstorm on April 16, 2015, 02:19:39 pm
https://youtu.be/j8cMb1YTw-8
Whatever that video is, I'm not clicking on it, even if it is on Youtube.

Don't worry, it's an MFF-threesome:
It's Chris Christie, Maggie De Block and Angela Merkel having a good time...


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: solarstorm on April 16, 2015, 02:27:11 pm
I don't remotely have the logistical capability to organise this ever, of course, but

MFF = FF

MMF = HP

Why not?

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions, and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains. I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. I'm not ready for it.

Really? Who knew? For example, I don't do curtains. They are just not masculine enough for me. It has to be shutters, or blinds, or just leave it all bare.

These are too many puns for me to bear... :-\


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Fmr. Pres. Duke on April 16, 2015, 02:27:19 pm
This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Sprouts Farmers Market ✘ on April 16, 2015, 02:31:09 pm
This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone

It's still infinitely better than the Ask Me Anything threads that occured during the last lull.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Good Grumps With A Gun on April 16, 2015, 03:06:01 pm
This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone

It's still infinitely better than the Ask Me Anything threads that occured during the last lull.

The Update of the Elderly Gay is not superior to Our Dear Friend's tales.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Torie on April 16, 2015, 04:25:40 pm
This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone

It's still infinitely better than the Ask Me Anything threads that occured during the last lull.

The Update of the Elderly Gay is not superior to Our Dear Friend's tales.

No, mine would suck. Too many redactions would be necessary. :)


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: True Federalist on April 16, 2015, 05:04:05 pm
If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: solarstorm on April 16, 2015, 05:27:56 pm
If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.

That's probably the filthiest comment I've ever read in this forum...


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Secret Cavern Survivor on April 16, 2015, 05:30:00 pm
If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.

So when people tell you to go [inks] yourself, do you answer "I wish"? :P


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: True Federalist on April 16, 2015, 05:35:58 pm
If it were somehow possible to duplicate either myself or my girlfriend, FP.  Otherwise, neutral.

So when people tell you to go [inks] yourself, do you answer "I wish"? :P

A threesome need not be one in which all three possible pairings are indulged.  But I'd love to give my girlfriend a four handed massage or to receive one in return.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Holmes on April 16, 2015, 05:56:11 pm
I dunno. The build up is exciting, but then it's like, "this is just regular sex with an extra person."


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on April 16, 2015, 06:01:40 pm
Completely overrated.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: TNF on April 16, 2015, 06:09:10 pm
Assuming all parties consent, freedom practice (normal/sane)


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Mr. Morden on April 16, 2015, 06:12:27 pm
Only with 2 women (normal).

I don't cross swords.

What if the triad was you/Krampus/topless Angela Merkel?


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Lief 🐋 on April 16, 2015, 09:36:00 pm
No, Ernest makes a good point. If I could clone my girlfriend and have sex with both of them, and then the clone disappears afterwards, that would be great. But I think bringing a random third person in would just end up being awkward and uncomfortable once it's over.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Simfan34 on April 16, 2015, 10:56:19 pm
HSP of course. This thread is inappropriate.

What kind of monster would find something wrong with a threesome? 

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What in the good lord's name is this?


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: SunriseAroundTheWorld on April 16, 2015, 11:37:38 pm
MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: dead0man on April 17, 2015, 02:26:58 am
This is what we'll get here now that Update is gone
So, what you're saying is that the people that...."used" the update are the types of people that will start sh**tty threads now that they are bored?  I agree.  Do you suggest a mass banning to prevent it?  Or perhaps a whack-a-mole approach just to the worst apples?


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: ¢®🅰ß 🦀 ©@k€ 🎂 on April 17, 2015, 02:54:54 am
MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: solarstorm on April 17, 2015, 02:59:17 am
MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

permutations ≠ combinations


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Panda Express on April 17, 2015, 03:08:12 am
MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

Yeah, Sunrisearoundtheworld seems to be under the impression that in a "MFF" for example, the "M" would have to stay on the left side of the bed the whole time.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: retromike22 on April 17, 2015, 03:14:32 am
MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

I thought the letter in the middle is the person in the middle.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Fmr President & Senator Polnut on April 17, 2015, 03:15:51 am
MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

I thought the letter in the middle is the person in the middle.

That shows a troubling lack of imagination.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: HokeyDood on April 17, 2015, 08:35:58 am
HSP of course. This thread is inappropriate.

Quote from: Lief  link=topic=211144.msg4565140#msg4565140 date=1429201455
What kind of monster would find something wrong with a threesome?  

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What in the good lord's name is this?

Correct me if I'm wrong (Lief) but I believe that is Jesus on a computer.  Presumably reading Update and casting judgment on PAPOY. 


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: PUT YOUR POM POMS DOWN on April 17, 2015, 08:51:01 am
Whatever he's doing, it's at least good to know that Our Lord and Saviour can touch type.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Gustaf on April 17, 2015, 11:30:47 am
MFF, FMF are definitely FF

MFM is not out of the question
MMM is HP
FMM or MMF is also HP


Maybe I'm just dumb, but a lot of these are the same, but with the letters in a different order?

I thought the letter in the middle is the person in the middle.

That shows a troubling lack of imagination.

I'll admit to also being unfamiliar with this letter ordering thing. I assume it is about who does something to whom?


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Chief Justice windjammer on April 17, 2015, 11:36:41 am
I wonder what the next thread will be...


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: Lief 🐋 on April 17, 2015, 11:51:53 am
Yes, that is a Jesus at his 9-5 job as a pharmacy IT specialist.


Title: Re: Opinion of threesomes
Post by: HokeyDood on April 17, 2015, 11:53:28 am
Yes, that is a Jesus at his 9-5 job as a pharmacy IT specialist.

Bushie-related.

RIP Lief : (