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Title: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on April 17, 2015, 10:52:48 PM
Be nice!

Self explanatory.

Tara Gillespie recently (hello Dorothy.  You're not in Kansas anymore)
Traininthedistance (the Cowardly Lion)
Monarch (the Tin Man)
Jack Enderman (the Scarecrow)

Antonio...the tallest munchkin

Adam Griffin:  Glynda's sassy half sister Melinda Steinemhemmer-Hessenbruch who also stars as the left ruby red slipper.  She givin the right slipper dat stank eye

NCYankee:  the man behind the curtain

Dukey:  Glynda's homoromantic straight sassy half brother Andreas Pappaduobepapopalous who stars as the right ruby red slipper who don't do carbs.  He didn't even know there was a left slipper.

Torie/Grumps morph together into Glynda.  This is why she talks a lot but cant actually help...grumps wants out RIGHT NOW.



Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on April 17, 2015, 11:06:28 PM
By the way...this Oz is hosted by NCYankee on a Gateway 2000 with a Pentium III running Windows 98.  In 2015.  Cuz he's that good.  All the cranking and pulling levers is his homemade hard drive that he must spin manually made out of an old microwave, a dinner plate, and some pine boughs.  It is held together with a lot of hoping and praying.  The curtain is a promotional Pentium 4 blanket.  But we all know what crap those were.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Joe Republic on April 17, 2015, 11:07:22 PM
The Shining

Jack Torrance: Snowguy716
Wendy and Danny Torrance: The rest of the Atlas Forum community


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on April 17, 2015, 11:15:36 PM
The Shining

Jack Torrance: Snowguy716
Wendy and Danny Torrance: The rest of the Atlas Forum community
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Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on April 17, 2015, 11:34:35 PM
The Shining

Jack Torrance: Snowguy716
Wendy and Danny Torrance: The rest of the Atlas Forum community

Unfortunately you forgot some important characters.

such as retromike the blow job giving Dog suit Ghost, and Krampus the disturbing naked lady zombie

Oakvale and Gully are the twins.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Oldiesfreak1854 on April 19, 2015, 08:21:29 PM

Tara Gillespie recently (hello Dorothy.  You're not in Kansas anymore)

Tara Gillespie is a guy, I understand.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on April 19, 2015, 08:43:18 PM

Tara Gillespie recently (hello Dorothy.  You're not in Kansas anymore)

Tara Gillespie is a guy, I understand.
::) I'm so sorry Tara Gilespie for casting you in a woman's role!  It's a good thing Traininthedistance is an actual cowardly lion...

Keeping buzzing around the point, oldiesfreak.

This is about outward appearances vs whats really on the inside.  Train, for example, is terrified of the world...but he stands up to it. 

I know what part oldies plays now
()


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: retromike22 on April 19, 2015, 09:29:14 PM
Star Wars

Luke: Bacon King
Han Solo: Me :)
Leia: Adam Fitzgerald
Chewbacca: MormDem
Darth Vader/Anakin: Torie
Obi-wan Kenobi: Clarence
R2D2: Miles
C-3PO: Adam Griffin

Padme: Kushahontas
Lando: IceSpear
Grand Moff Tarkin: t_host
Palpatine: Grumps
Yoda: Dave Leip

Jar Jar Binks: Libertas
Darth Maul: Reaganfan
Count Dooku: Kalwejt
Jabba the Hutt: Bushie
Salacious Crumb: Tender Branson


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Mr. Smith on April 19, 2015, 10:58:28 PM
Lord of the Rings

Bilbo: Aelrose
Frodo: Me (because I am a depressed mess that would probably do something like that)
Samwise: Tuerkisblau
Pippin: beaver
Meriadoc "Merry": Miles
Fatty Bolger: ModerateVAVoter

Gollum: retromike

Tom Bombadil: solarstorm

Gandalf: clarence
Saruman: oakvale
Grima Wormtongue: Cory

Sauron: memphis


Aragorn: X
Legolas: Antonio
Gimli: CrabCake
Boromir: Chairman Sanchez

Galadriel: Politicus

Treebeard: Marokai Besieged

Denethor: AggregateDemand
Faramir: rfayette

Theoden: Marokai Besieged
Eowyn: Tara Gillesbie

Witch King: Freedom Hawk


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Sprouts Farmers Market ✘ on April 20, 2015, 12:30:13 AM
I'll do Atlas Shrugged since it's easy with ideology, and those movies definitely need to be reworked by better actors which this forum could supply.

Dagny Taggart: Torie (uber-masculinity)
Francisco D'Anconia: Phil (Roman-looking figure)
John Galt: RFayette (folksy Midwestern genius engineer)
Hank Rearden: PiT (assuming you are as into science as your username implies)

Eddie Willers: Clarko95
Ragnar Danneskjold: Hagrid (grow the beard out for the role, but regardless, you would be much better than the worst casting decision in the film)

Lillian Rearden: Flyers
James Taggart: Part 1 - BRTD (for "influence peddling"); Part 2: Hamilton (for completely going off the deep end)
Hugh Akston: muon2 (the beloved professor)
Dr. Stadler: Gustaf (in flashbacks) & Libertas (the 'liberal' prof and the one who abandoned the ideology)
Dr. Ferris: TNF (torture the capitalists)
Quentin Daniels: TJ (or perhaps simfan?)
Wesley Mouch: Bushie?

Midas Mulligan: t_host (only he knows how to run a bank)
Tony (The Wet Nurse): Sanchez (crossed over from the state's side - i.e. Rudy - to the light)
Head of State Thompson: Inks (threatening interrogations...)
Cuffy Meigs: One of our violent Communists - Snowstalker?
Dan Conway: Goldwater (hot weather railroad owner)
Ken Danagger: I'll take that as the PA capitalist
Ellis Wyatt: ElectionsGuy
Richard Halley: Maxwell (most musically-inclined RWer I believe alongside PiT/Sanchez who have roles and tmth seems gone)
Owen Kellogg: Spiral
The Starnes Siblings: Lief, HockeyDude and Snowguy (had to get a Midwesterner in there alongside ideological hacks)
Chick Morrison: OC - the perfect morale conditioner haha
Tinky Holloway: Logically Bandit as the looter
Judge Narragansett: Dallasfan

Every moocher: Krazen

Deus, Free Hawk, Small L, and DeadPrez certainly made it to Galt's Gulch too in lesser known capacities (Sorry no more characters). FreeHawk as a legislator who leaves the commie Capitol of course

Most negative stereotypes are not intended. I can't stop Rand's over-the-top harshness toward other ideologies or even the negative parts of heroes who are not absolutely perfect.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: free my dawg on April 20, 2015, 02:01:00 AM
Han Solo: Me :)
Leia: Adam Fitzgerald

President: Mike Huckabee
Vice President: Rick Santorum


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: retromike22 on April 20, 2015, 02:19:04 AM
Han Solo: Me :)
Leia: Adam Fitzgerald

President: Mike Huckabee
Vice President: Rick Santorum

That sounds equally as realistic haha


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on April 20, 2015, 05:25:39 AM
12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Dr. Cynic on April 20, 2015, 10:57:19 AM
12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead

I did a run of this show in college where I alternated between Juror 3 and Juror 8. I'd play any role in that show though. It's one of my favorites.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: rpryor03 on April 20, 2015, 11:52:10 AM
Beauty and the Beast

Belle: LeBronFitzGerald
Beast/Prince: Retromike
Gaston: Libertas

Lumiere: Bacon King
Mrs. Potts: Mr. Morden
Babette: Kalwejt
Madame de la Grande Bouche: Napoleon
Cogsworth: Oakvale
Maurice: Grumpy Gramps
Chip: Tender Branson
Monsieur D'Arque: Eraserhead
LeFou: Bushie


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Torie on April 20, 2015, 12:34:39 PM
12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead

Kal's perspicacity never ceases to amaze me:

"Juror #4:A logical, well-spoken stock-broker, Juror #4 urges fellow jurors to avoid emotional arguments and engage in rational discussion. He does not change his vote until a witness’s testimony is discredited (due to the witness’s apparently poor vision)."


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Free Bird on April 20, 2015, 01:47:52 PM
The Room:

Johnny: OC
Lisa: Texas Gurl?
Claudette: Torie
Denny: KCDem
Chris R: Sawx
Mark: TNF


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck on April 20, 2015, 03:09:39 PM
()

Andy Dufresne: opebo
Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding: BRTD
Warden Norton: Inks
Heywood: Bacon King
Captain Hadley: oakvale
Tommy: Christopher Costantini
Bogs Diamond: retromike
Brooks Hatlen: Torie
Parole guy: Dave Leip


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Atlas Has Shrugged on April 20, 2015, 04:32:01 PM
Smilo wins the thread. Well done, well done!


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Gustaf on April 20, 2015, 04:32:59 PM
I'll do Atlas Shrugged since it's easy with ideology, and those movies definitely need to be reworked by better actors which this forum could supply.

Dagny Taggart: Torie (uber-masculinity)
Francisco D'Anconia: Phil (Roman-looking figure)
John Galt: RFayette (folksy Midwestern genius engineer)
Hank Rearden: PiT (assuming you are as into science as your username implies)

Eddie Willers: Clarko95
Ragnar Danneskjold: Hagrid (grow the beard out for the role, but regardless, you would be much better than the worst casting decision in the film)

Lillian Rearden: Flyers
James Taggart: Part 1 - BRTD (for "influence peddling"); Part 2: Hamilton (for completely going off the deep end)
Hugh Akston: muon2 (the beloved professor)
Dr. Stadler: Gustaf (in flashbacks) & Libertas (the 'liberal' prof and the one who abandoned the ideology)
Dr. Ferris: TNF (torture the capitalists)
Quentin Daniels: TJ (or perhaps simfan?)
Wesley Mouch: Bushie?

Midas Mulligan: t_host (only he knows how to run a bank)
Tony (The Wet Nurse): Sanchez (crossed over from the state's side - i.e. Rudy - to the light)
Head of State Thompson: Inks (threatening interrogations...)
Cuffy Meigs: One of our violent Communists - Snowstalker?
Dan Conway: Goldwater (hot weather railroad owner)
Ken Danagger: I'll take that as the PA capitalist
Ellis Wyatt: ElectionsGuy
Richard Halley: Maxwell (most musically-inclined RWer I believe alongside PiT/Sanchez who have roles and tmth seems gone)
Owen Kellogg: Spiral
The Starnes Siblings: Lief, HockeyDude and Snowguy (had to get a Midwesterner in there alongside ideological hacks)
Chick Morrison: OC - the perfect morale conditioner haha
Tinky Holloway: Logically Bandit as the looter
Judge Narragansett: Dallasfan

Every moocher: Krazen

Deus, Free Hawk, Small L, and DeadPrez certainly made it to Galt's Gulch too in lesser known capacities (Sorry no more characters). FreeHawk as a legislator who leaves the commie Capitol of course

Most negative stereotypes are not intended. I can't stop Rand's over-the-top harshness toward other ideologies or even the negative parts of heroes who are not absolutely perfect.

So I'd be good-guy Stadler? Well, I guess one can do worse.

Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.


Title: 1550
Post by: solarstorm on April 20, 2015, 04:50:21 PM
Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: FEMA Camp Administrator on April 20, 2015, 04:51:07 PM
Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...

That's just what someone who thinks it's more than a movie would say.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on April 20, 2015, 05:47:58 PM
12 Angry Men


Juror 1: Badger
Juror 2: Wulfric
Juror 3: IceSpear
Juror 4: Torie
Juror 5: Snowguy
Juror 6: Dr Cynic
Juror 7: HockeyDude
Juror 8: angus
Juror 9: muon2
Juror 10: BigSkyBob
Juror 11: Antonio V
Juror 12: Eraserhead

I did a run of this show in college where I alternated between Juror 3 and Juror 8. I'd play any role in that show though. It's one of my favorites.

I've casted you as Juror 6 because, due to our experiences in Americana, I always felt you'd be good at playing a blue collar character like him (given your character's background).


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: MASHED POTATOES. VOTE! on April 20, 2015, 05:53:44 PM


Hi,

Ellis Boyd Redding, your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?

Thanks,
Dave


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Mr. Smith on April 20, 2015, 07:04:30 PM
If we're keeping memes alive...

The Graduate

retromike as Mr. Robinson
Adam Fitzgerald as Ben
Clarko as Alan (can't have no Elaine's here)
Torie as the original Mr. Robinson


Title: Re: 1550
Post by: Gustaf on April 20, 2015, 07:11:34 PM
Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...

Entirely coincidentally, no one has raped you and the fact that you seem to think being criticized on a forum would somehow resemble that is a bit weird.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Illuminati Blood Drinker on April 20, 2015, 09:50:30 PM
The Room

Johnny: t_host1 (the only problem that bears the righteousness. jao)
Lisa: Antonio V
Denny: IceSpear
Claudette: Cathcon
Mark: Monarch
Chris R: Wulfric


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on April 20, 2015, 11:23:20 PM
Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...

Entirely coincidentally, no one has raped you and the fact that you seem to think being criticized on a forum would somehow resemble that is a bit weird.
Oh Gustaf I hate it when you're right cuz I wanna hate you so bad.  But my torture for you would obv be that you'd have to play Alex in my remake of Alexander. Except instead of conquering Persia, you conquer the pool down at the YWCA.  This is a 15 minute movie...and yes there's room for gay romance cuz it is Alexander...





Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Gustaf on April 21, 2015, 05:19:43 AM
Solarstorm seems upset that I called him creepy so he says that if he could cast a movie it'd be one in which he would murder and mutilate me and other people on the forum. I guess I should apologize for my slanderous accusation towards him.

Entirely coincidentally, you forgot to outline the first half of the plot.
And don't forget to remember: It's just a movie...

Entirely coincidentally, no one has raped you and the fact that you seem to think being criticized on a forum would somehow resemble that is a bit weird.
Oh Gustaf I hate it when you're right cuz I wanna hate you so bad.  But my torture for you would obv be that you'd have to play Alex in my remake of Alexander. Except instead of conquering Persia, you conquer the pool down at the YWCA.  This is a 15 minute movie...and yes there's room for gay romance cuz it is Alexander...





Why would that be torture? And if you want it to be gay why not make it YMCA? And why am I even asking these questions.


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Antonio the Sixth on April 21, 2015, 05:44:04 AM
The Room

Johnny: t_host1 (the only problem that bears the righteousness. jao)
Lisa: Antonio V
Denny: IceSpear
Claudette: Cathcon
Mark: Monarch
Chris R: Wulfric

I would never betray my beloved t_host like that malicious witch did with Johnny! >:(


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: H. Ross Peron on April 21, 2015, 11:25:29 AM
1984:
Winston-IceSpear
Julia-Snowstalker
Syme-TNF
Mr. Parsons-Bushie
Mrs. Parsons-Grumps
O'Brien-Oakvale
Big Brother-Inks


Title: Re: Cast your movie with Atlasians
Post by: Ban my account ffs! on April 21, 2015, 11:35:27 AM
Apparently you people can't play nice and have to act like sniveling little children and now between oakvale and his counterpart solarstorm...Ive apparently made death threats...